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Thread: Trump Cancels Denmark Visit Amid Spat Over Sale of Greenland

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc856 View Post
    Looks like a future bankruptcy!
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    When did we annex Alaska? 1948 I think? This ain’t 1948 or whatever year it was. I know one thing though, if China is trying to buy Greenland then it is probably not a good idea for fuck face to call the Prime Minister of Denmark nasty.That’s probably not the best way to close a deal
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    Those resources keep opening up! No wonder Netherlands ain’t sellin’!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc856 View Post


    Those resources keep opening up! No wonder Netherlands ain’t sellin’!!
    But, climate change ain't real, dude!

    Here ya go...

    Denmark counteroffers by offering to buy Puerto Rico

    Denmark has responded to Donald Trump’s offer to buy Greenland with a suggestion they buy Puerto Rico instead, as ‘he’s not taking very good care of it’.

    Puerto Rico is an unincorporated territory of the USA, in a similar relationship to that enjoyed by Greenland and Denmark – but Danes point out that Greenlanders enjoy a far higher standard of living than Puerto Ricans.

    Sources inside Denmark also suggested it would be ‘unthinkable’ not to help their fellows after a natural disaster in the way the United States did after hurricanes Irma and Maria.

    ”We can see many ways this is in everyone’s interest,” said Danish government spokesman Simon Williamssen.

    ”Per capita gdp in Puerto Rico is barely half that of Denmark, so we’d expect to see a dramatic and immediate improvement in living standards once the deal is done.

    ”And thanks to our socialised healthcare people in Denmark live longer than Puerto Ricans as part of the United States, so they’d have longer lives to enjoy their increased wealth once we take over.”

    Donald Trump is understood to be considering the offer, having privately described Puerto Rico as a ‘shithole’.


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    “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
    A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production.
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”


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    HipKat, on *** other h***, is genuine, unapoli***tically nasty, and w**** his hea** on his ******. jc856
    I’ll just forward them to Bridgett. comssvet11
    Seek help. soflabillsfan

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