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    National Weather Service was able to bake biscuits in a parked car

    My name is Ryan, and I am an anonymous Patriots fan. I was owned in a football bet by a resident of a country whose favorite sport is soccer. Here are some nuggets of my football knowledge:• We should have paid more than the Jets for pick #3 in the 2018 draft, since there will be no chance that we can draft Josh Rosen now.• The sky is falling - we lost Mike Gillislee.• Scott Chandler is going to blow up playing with Gronk.• Chris Hogan is going to blow up playing with Brady.• Tyrod Taylor will set the league on fire.

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    So....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Down and Out View Post
    So....
    So.... do you want butter or jam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc856 View Post
    So.... do you want butter or jam?
    Lol, I takes mine with both...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Down and Out View Post
    Lol, I takes mine with both...
    You got it bro! Lit, get baking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc856 View Post
    So.... do you want butter or jam?

    whats the difference between butter and jam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by f8ta1ity54 View Post
    whats the difference between butter and jam?
    ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by woody View Post
    rip

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc856 View Post
    ??
    Lit can't butter his dick down your throat.

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