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    I Have 6 Fish Tanks -- More Than a Million Gallons

    Sorry to make your little penises shrivel up in fear.

    www.internationaltroutponds.com

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    Going to acquire 2 nesting swans to go with my 12 Duck-ciples.

    Never knew you need a special permit for swans.

    Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    Going to acquire 2 nesting swans to go with my 12 Duck-ciples.

    Never knew you need a special permit for swans.

    Go figure.
    I hear swans are a good lay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopExpress View Post
    I hear swans are a good lay.
    The White or the Black ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    The White or the Black ones.
    Cloaca is cloaca dude. Just hit it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopExpress View Post
    Cloaca is cloaca dude. Just hit it!
    I am hoping my front pond is large enough to support two sets of swans and that I can try to get the black male swan to mate with the white female AND a white male with a black female.

    I think the racists in PR&S would approve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    I am hoping my front pond is large enough to support two sets of swans and that I can try to get the black male swan to mate with the white female AND a white male with a black female.

    I think the racists in PR&S would approve.
    As long as the mulato swans don't follow the white swans home and light them on fire for being white the "racists" in the PR&S usually have a live and let live mindset when it comes to pureblood pollution in the animal kingdom.

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    I don't even care about fishing, I used to be known for not using bait if I didn't feel like it, place sounds like heaven though.
    dum vivimus, vivamus

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    I dunno. I just fish at the pier without a license.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScrotumRocket View Post
    I dunno. I just fish at the pier without a license.
    Friggin' criminal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mace View Post
    I don't even care about fishing, I used to be known for not using bait if I didn't feel like it, place sounds like heaven though.
    Check out the linked Facebook pages ==> www.internationaltroutponds.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
    Friggin' criminal.
    It's not criminal at all. Down here in Fort Myers, and all of Florida if I'm not mistaken ( Coastal being a fellow resident could probably clarify) you do not need a license while fishing from a public pier in the gulf. Shore line fishing, however, you do, but the license is free.

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    Need a license to catch a fish.....but anyone can have children. Bizzare.

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    Are multiple fish tanks the new solution to the midlife crisis?

    The shiny new red Corvette always worked.

    I guess the times they are a changin'.
    ...

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    Still looking for swans.

    Apparently it is $1,400 for a mating pair of Trumpteers and $600 for Mutes.

    I think I will go with younger Mutes and wait it out.

    Oh, moved the swan location to inside the fly fishing pond since they need to be fenced and have a bbbler all winter which that pond has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikgaes View Post
    Creepy. My don has a homemade bills blanket exactly like that.
    Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopExpress View Post
    Creepy. My don has a homemade bills blanket exactly like that.
    Chickie made it for me in 2008.

    No license needed here Mik and I have a dedicated fly fishing pond that is fenced in with over 6,000,000 gallons and over 150 4+ lb trout for catch and release.

    Micheal Wong who is the current 5 time Canadian Champion of both spin casting and fly fishing is a friend of ITP and has made 100 flies for sale here.

    He writes a monthly column that you can read here == http://www.internationaltroutponds.com/fly-fishing/

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    I was pretty good with my fly back in college

    And speaking of the man himself, here's spiked, taking care of business...

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    He wears camo, so he can sneak up on the trout, undetected

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmoon6 View Post
    Are multiple fish tanks the new solution to the midlife crisis?

    The shiny new red Corvette always worked.

    I guess the times they are a changin'.
    When does this midlife thingy start, I am still waiting.
    Certainly when we look at the great prime ministers of the 20th century, those that really stood the test of time, they were MPs from Quebec. … This country — Canada — it belongs to us.”
    Justin Trudeau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ticat View Post
    When does this midlife thingy start, I am still waiting.
    You won`t ever get past teenagehood you dirty screwer of other guy`s ugly wives.

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    The title above is wrong.

    I realized a month ago that my fly fishing pond alone is over 6,000,000 gallons when I bought it a new bubbler.

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    Has anyone else added Mute Swans and Indian Runner Ducks to their aquarium?

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    RT @HuffingtonPost: Meet Boston's "lesbian" swan couple, Romeo and Juliet http://t.co/oFoBGlzQ

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