Sumbitch, how'd I allow myself to get talked into this? A few kind words would be nice.
Sumbitch, how'd I allow myself to get talked into this? A few kind words would be nice.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Sitting in waiting room, completly FRICKING wasted on Zanax, nervous as hell in my cousin who's giving me a ride here is ruthlessly busting my balls(pun) about this. My poor poor testes.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
"Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."
Change my order to the soup
Ahhhhhhhwoooooooooow. That suked
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
do you want a cone so u dont knaw at the stitches?( had to do it)
If I could reach Id never have gotten married in the 1st Place.Originally Posted by kr632
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Let me know how that goes.
I'll probably end up having to do that in about 5-7 years after the missus has popped out a couple chilluns.
The Patriots are worse than a bunch of cheating bitches.
Vasectomy? WTF?
So far, the pain is defiantly there, but manageable with a hydo codone or two, I nearly blacked out two weeks ago at the pre-op consultation( Dr was entirely too graphic made me a bit woozie...c'mon it's my balls we talking about here) so the Dr prescribed me a pretty stiff dose of Zanax, which I've never taken. I could barely walk, think or complete a sentence. Passed out on couch for 5hrs, no Zanax effects, my balls just feel like Ndamikon Suh stomped on them.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Update: Guess what looks like two plums in a black dress sock?
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
thats awful. Why would you put yourself through that?
daryls64(in the shoutbox): Just shit. Destroyed bathroom. Dog ran upstairs
I wanted to pop abunch of Valium and Vicodin and lay on the couch for two days with a bag of frozen peas on my pecker. Duh.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
i had to walk to mine dude. aint so bad being you.
My wife is trying to talk me into it, but I'm putting up a fight.
It really isn't that bad.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
Now you're officially less of a man than you thought you were.
Alexander Sulzer is my AAS
Which your wife tells me is still twice the man you are. She hated the rubbers too.
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
LOL. Right. She woulda shot your nuts off Zimmerman.
Alexander Sulzer is my AAS
If this is a stall tactic to obtain daily blow jobs, well done sir. Well done.
Had it done a few years ago. My doc... Is on billboards all over Florida.
He goes from public clinic to public clinic and this is all he does.
No scalpels. No stitches. No pain during procedure. A little soreness for a couple of weeks after.
After getting some old, crazy, spoiled, bag pregant.... Marrying her... Getting her pregnant again... Getting divorced... Getting hit with child support.... A vasectomy became a warm blanket of security.
Personally... I'd consider having my boys get vasectomies in high school and when they're really ready to make a family... Front them the 10 large to get the reversal.
Is it that guy?
You can't drive 15 miles down I-10, I-95, I-75, or I-4 without seeing his god damned billboard.
I'd love a no-needle, no-scalpel vasectomy but he horrifies my girlfriend. That and she wants like 300 kids.
That's the guy! What's weird is it cost me nothing. They asked me to pledge something so I said like $50.
Is it that guy?
You can't drive 15 miles down I-10, I-95, I-75, or I-4 without seeing his god damned billboard.
I'd love a no-needle, no-scalpel vasectomy but he horrifies my girlfriend. That and she wants like 300 kids.
Never got a bill or anything.
Maybe it's a Canadian program.
Wow, he operates off suggested donations?
That's pretty generous.
"No, no, coastal, put that wallet away. Me getting to see your dong and sack is payment enough! I'm getting the better end of this deal."
Long. Duck. Dong.
again you say
confusing very confusing.
so you got the vas (that warm blanket) so just in case you wanted to go again
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