A girl is offering sex for 50$!!

[NorthwesternFan]

In our school their is a girl going around offering sex for 50$ to freshman..

She is a senior...

She's hot...


Should I do it?

[г]

Wrap your weiner in three condoms, some bubble wrap and a Hefty three ply garbage bag, then pork away...

(I'll bet she's doing a marketing study for her thesis, though....)

[sukie]

exactly... Herpes is the 50 buck gift you'll keep giving yourself year after year.

[Green Lantern]

I bet she pee's standing up.

[coastal]

How come I have the feeling that if he gives her the $50 first, he's gonna get his ass beat?

[sukie]

There's probably a 10 buck rebate if you're not offended by a shlong and bring your own quart of "Mobil 1" . An extra fin if you can bend over and fart out 2 D cell batteries as foreplay trickery.

[Green Lantern]

In our school their is a girl going around offering sex for 50$ to freshman..

She is a senior...

She's hot...


Should I do it?

I bet she is a business major. They are all whores.

[JLB]

There's probably a 10 buck rebate if you're not offended by a shlong and bring your own quart of "Mobil 1" . An extra fin if you can bend over and fart out 2 D cell batteries as foreplay trickery.

7 to go Sukie!!

[coastal]

They are all whores.Ain't it the truth.

[LVBillsfan]

NWF, it's now or never! Just ask if she's a cop first! Older women can teach you a thing or two.

[Green Lantern]

NWF, it's now or never! Just ask if she's a cop first! Older women can teach you a thing or two.

LOL. 22 is not "older women".

[JLB]

How come I have the feeling that if he gives her the $50 first, he's gonna get his ass beat?

ROFLMAO!!

[г]

(Sung to the tune of Macarena)

one night i'm a go have a margarita
cruise down (Bangalean) in my favorite container
on the corner there's a nice babe
if she likes me, i might even get laid
come with me, got a stiffy
and if your good, i'll give ya a fifty
one summertime i'm a go for a tortilla
mexican village met a girl named juanita
stupid ol me I forgot to wrap my weiner

hey gonnerhea

two more diseckies and i pay the jalepenas
out to the parking lot and to the back-a seat-a
now every morning it's a hurting when i pee-a

hey gonnerhea

down to the clinic for the doctor to a see-a
out came the needle and he stuck it in my rear
friday night i'm a going back to see my sweet juanita

hey gonnerhea!

[GOPchick]

Ain't it the truth.

That is so not fair! If a woman enjoys sex they are whores......so not fair

[Green Lantern]

That is so not fair! If a woman enjoys sex they are whores......so not fair

If women CHARGE for sex, they are whores. If they enjoy it, they are sluts.

[GOPchick]

If women CHARGE for sex, they are whores. If they enjoy it, they are sluts.

ok yes if they charge.....but it is not fair to to say we are sluts either.

[coastal]

If women CHARGE for sex, they are whores. If they enjoy it, they are sluts.

ROTFLMAO!

[deconstruction]

That is so not fair! If a woman enjoys sex they are whores......so not fair

No, see that's the great thing about being a liberal. Chicks who dance with chicks who still spend saturday night at my place are just in touch with their sexuality. Conservative girls, well, I guess they've only got one option.

[г]

Earl Scheib'll do anyone for $129.99

[Green Lantern]

ok yes if they charge.....but it is not fair to to say we are sluts either.

See, the thing is, you all get offended by it. Guys love being sluts. We embrace our sluthood. Girls cringe. It is just a fundamental difference.

[Mouldsie]

If you enjoy sex you're going to hell.

[GOPchick]

No, see that's the great thing about being a liberal. Chicks who dance with chicks who still spend saturday night at my place are just in touch with their sexuality. Conservative girls, well, I guess they've only got one option.

Lame.....you don't have to "dance" with another chick to be in touch with your sexuality!

[Green Lantern]

If you enjoy sex you're going to hell.

'Cause there's no sex in heaven?

[Green Lantern]

Lame.....you don't have to "dance" with another chick to be in touch with your sexuality!

It helps.

[GOPchick]

It helps.

You boys have a lot to learn about woman

[г]

'Cause there's no sex in heaven?


Nope. In heaven, there ain't no beer...

[Green Lantern]

Nope. In heaven, there ain't no beer...

...which, as we all know, inhibits sex. Gotcha now.

[Green Lantern]

You boys have a lot to learn about woman

So, apparently, do you...


;)

[г]

...which, as we all know, inhibits sex. Gotcha now.

With no beer, ugly Republican broads would never get laid

[gilchristfan]

See, the thing is, you all get offended by it. Guys love being sluts. We embrace our sluthood. Girls cringe. It is just a fundamental difference.

Girls love being sluts too. You just have to get to know them. Especially GOP chicks.

[GOPchick]

So, apparently, do you...


;)

HA!HA! Once again you hae me throwing my hands up

[г]

You just have to put a little green bag over their heads

[Green Lantern]

HA!HA! Once again you hae me throwing my hands up

You're kind of cute when you get flustered...

[GOPchick]

Girls love being sluts too. You just have to get to know them. Especially GOP chicks.

It is the term "slut".....it just sounds dirty. Makes my skin crawl.....

[coastal]

It is the term "slut".....it just sounds dirty. Makes my skin crawl.....

You telling us you don't like it dirty?

God knows I do.

[gilchristfan]

It is the term "slut".....it just sounds dirty. Makes my skin crawl.....

It turns most GOP women on, and because it sounds dirty. its not something to admit in public though.

Best opening line for a true GOP chick?

"Want to go to a Prayer Breakfast with me in the morning?"

Its essentially on from there.

[coastal]

It turns most GOP women on, and because it sounds dirty. its not something to admit in public though.

Best opening line for a true GOP chick?

"Want to go to a Prayer Breakfast with me in the morning?"

Its essentially on from there.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Greatest thread ever!

[GOPchick]

You telling us you don't like it dirty?

God knows I do.

No I am not saying that at all, I am just saying the term sounds dirty

[г]

GOP - Gobbles Old People

[JLB]

Lame.....you don't have to "dance" with another chick to be in touch with your sexuality!

What about hers ?

[JoeMama]

In our school their is a girl going around offering sex for 50$ to freshman..

She is a senior...

She's hot...


Should I do it?

You won't get sex any other way.

If you can afford $50 I'd say jump all over it.

[GOPchick]

It turns most GOP women on, and because it sounds dirty. its not something to admit in public though.

Best opening line for a true GOP chick?

"Want to go to a Prayer Breakfast with me in the morning?"

Its essentially on from there.


No, no, no......calling a woman a slut is not a turn on and that is not the best opening line.......at least for this GOP chick

[GOPchick]

You're kind of cute when you get flustered...

btw are you flirting with me?

[Green Lantern]

btw are you flirting with me?

Ohhhh...no. It's late I guess.

You're not a senior, are you?

[JLB]

You won't get sex any other way.

If you can afford $50 I'd say jump all over it.

Thats great advice nwf take it.

Whats 50 bucks just skip the pimple medicine for a couple months.

[GOPchick]

Ohhhh...no. It's late I guess.

You're not a senior, are you?

Would a senior be as intelligent as me?

[JLB]

Ohhhh...no. It's late I guess.

You're not a senior, are you?

Stop it Aqua you couldn't do anything with that anyway your 94 years old.
Be careful GOPCHICK!!!!:arizona:
Hell he's a senior
senior citizen that is.

[gilchristfan]

No, no, no......calling a woman a slut is not a turn on and that is not the best opening line.......at least for this GOP chick

At least you now know what a guy means when he asks you to a prayer breakfast.

Hey, BTW, I just got my invite to Kansas Attorney General Phil Kline's Prayer Breakfast at the end of September. Guest speaker will be former US Solicitor General Ted Olson. That's Phil Kline AND Teddy Olson on one stage. Bob Dole should be there, Sam Brownback and Jim Ryun will definitely be there.

You in?

I was going to invite Shiva (he's a big Ted Olson fan), but he doesn't put out and I'm not wasting $250.00 on a ticket if he doesn't.

[Green Lantern]

Would a senior be as intelligent as me?

That question leaves alot of open field...

[JoeMama]

Thats great advice nwf take it.

Whats 50 bucks just skip the pimple medicine for a couple months.

Oxy ain't gonna do this kid no good, good advice.

[GOPchick]

At least you now know what a guy means when he asks you to a prayer breakfast.

Hey, BTW, I just got my invite to Kansas Attorney General Phil Kline's Prayer Breakfast at the end of September. Guest speaker will be former US Solicitor General Ted Olson. That's Phil Kline AND Teddy Olson on one stage. Bob Dole should be there, Sam Brownback and Jim Ryun will definitely be there.

You in?

I was going to invite Shiva (he's a big Ted Olson fan), but he doesn't put out and I'm not wasting $250.00 on a ticket if he doesn't.

So what makes you think I am a sure thing???

[Mouldsie]

No, no, no......calling a woman a slut is not a turn on and that is not the best opening line.......at least for this GOP chick

the seriousness with which you responded and the fact that it was a denial tells me it's BS

[Mouldsie]

Would a senior be as intelligent as me?
edit:
nevermind


Marv would put us all to shame and he's 81

[NorthwesternFan]

So what makes you think I am a sure thing???

Are you in the Philadelphia area?

If you want to have sex with a real man(me).. come to Nova...

[JLB]

Oxy ain't gonna do this kid no good, good advice.

Like you I just wanna help the kid.

[gilchristfan]

So what makes you think I am a sure thing???

Its all in the screen name. Unless you're just teasing us with it.

In that case, I have no respect for a woman who pretends to be a GOP chick just to lead guys on.

[JLB]

That question leaves alot of open field...

He wants you bad in an open field somewhere.

[JoeMama]

Like you I just wanna help the kid.

You're 55.

You've probably gotten your fair share of puss.

This kid ought to cherish your advice.

[Jro]

Should I do it?
On the first day maybe. School started about 53 STD's ago.

[JLB]

You're 55.

You've probably gotten your fair share of puss.

This kid ought to cherish your advice.



This poor kid is still thinking about it.
Thats what I have trouble understanding.

[JoeMama]

This poor kid is still thinking about it.
Thats what I have trouble understanding.

LOL!

[JLB]

LOL!

Maybe the $50 is to much maybe he could get some quality head for $25.

[JLB]

Girls love being sluts too. You just have to get to know them. Especially GOP chicks.

Gil your talking about Ann Coulter.:ladyrangers:

[35Pete]

(Sung to the tune of Macarena)

one night i'm a go have a margarita
cruise down (Bangalean) in my favorite container
on the corner there's a nice babe
if she likes me, i might even get laid
come with me, got a stiffy
and if your good, i'll give ya a fifty
one summertime i'm a go for a tortilla
mexican village met a girl named juanita
stupid ol me I forgot to wrap my weiner

hey gonnerhea

two more diseckies and i pay the jalepenas
out to the parking lot and to the back-a seat-a
now every morning it's a hurting when i pee-a

hey gonnerhea

down to the clinic for the doctor to a see-a
out came the needle and he stuck it in my rear
friday night i'm a going back to see my sweet juanita

hey gonnerhea!

:rofl:

I actually read that to the beat of Macarena and LMAO.

[35Pete]

You won't get sex any other way.

If you can afford $50 I'd say jump all over it.

LOL. Poor NWF. Taking a beating here. Ohh well, he stepped in it (again).

[JoetheDictator]

In our school their is a girl going around offering sex for 50$ to freshman..

She is a senior...

She's hot...


Should I do it?

NWF, just get the penicillin and the condoms ready and have at her. Are you sure the bang bros aren't doing some activity at your school? Pay your 50 and you can see what everyone else has been enjoying. Just make sure that she doesn't have an adam's apple, a ball sack and a penis, and then bang away.

[JLB]

LOL. Poor NWF. Taking a beating here. Ohh well, he stepped in it (again).

He sure did my God this guy oh well.

[Papaduke]

ok yes if they charge.....but it is not fair to to say we are sluts either.

Hey nothing wrong with a slut

[Papaduke]

On the first day maybe. School started about 53 STD's ago.

Yeah but she is a senior offering sex for money, extrapolate that out 4-10 years... a veritable cornucopia of crotch critters. She could open her own CDC lab everytime she crosses her legs.

[deconstruction]

Lame.....you don't have to "dance" with another chick to be in touch with your sexuality!

No, no one has to do anything. But it sure is a lot of fun, wouldn't you agree?

[deconstruction]

Hey nothing wrong with a slut

Actually I'd go one step farther. In my experience, its not men who have a real problem with women doing what they want to do sexually. Its actually other women who are the most cruel to women they percieve as "sluts."

[Victor7]

This thread rules !!

:rofl:

[pigpen65]

Pounce NWF. This is as good as it will ever get for you.


http://i9.tinypic.com/2w3q0co.gif

[dasaybz]

How come I have the feeling that if he gives her the $50 first, he's gonna get his ass beat?

priceless!!

hahahaha

[rob on the job]

Discussing sexual issues on the Range is like have your dog maneuver your car's steering wheel with his paws -- an invitation to disaster.

[JLB]

This thread rules !!

:rofl:

I think he thought he was getting the $50.

The ass beat comment is awesome.:partysmilies:

[LVBillsfan]

LOL. 22 is not "older women".

True, but for him it sure is!

[JLB]

True, but for him it sure is!


22 is way over his head

Hell 12 might be.

Just kidding!!:arizona:

[Sparx]

do it NWF! what harm could it do? maybe some herpes and an uncontrollable need for prostitutes that leads you down a spiral that puts you out on the street sucking penis for meth?

[Sparx]

this thread needs a poll

[JLB]

this thread needs a poll


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/pontiacformula1/ceilingkitty2.jpg

Give nwf his kitty back.

[rob on the job]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

[The REAL Sabres]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gifROFL!!

[Victor7]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

hahaha!!

[JLB]

Rob what's the little fellas name?

[LVBillsfan]

22 is way over his head

Hell 12 might be.

Just kidding!!:arizona:

OUCH!

:ladyrangers:

[LVBillsfan]

http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/beaver.gif

That's great! Who wants to explain it to NWF?

[JoetheDictator]

That's great! Who wants to explain it to NWF?

You see NWF, shave the beaver is being taken literally and correctly, but in a completely wrong direction by this woman. See most of us guys like the hedges surrounding the bush well trimmed. Oh well NWF, you'll learn as you age. :arizona:

[deconstruction]

You see NWF, shave the beaver is being taken literally and correctly, but in a completely wrong direction by this woman. See most of us guys like the hedges surrounding the bush well trimmed. Oh well NWF, you'll learn as you age. :arizona:

Personally I prefer waxed.

[TRIPLE P]

If she'll **** you for $50 she'll probably **** you for free too...... I don't care what you do in regards to the sex, but don't pay for sex...ever.

Make her pay you.

[35Pete]

If she'll **** you for $50 she'll probably **** you for free too...... I don't care what you do in regards to the sex, but don't pay for sex...ever.

Make her pay you.

Well if some woman wanted 50 bucks for sex and I was hard up then I would treat her like a tramp and pooch her in the butt so hard, and without lubricant, that she would not be able to sit down for 2 months. I'd love it.

And so would she.

[deconstruction]

You guys are just so romantic!

[JoetheDictator]

If she'll **** you for $50 she'll probably **** you for free too...... I don't care what you do in regards to the sex, but don't pay for sex...ever.

Make her pay you.

wow you want him to be a giggalo.

[pmoon6]

It's gigolo

[pmoon6]

You guys are just so romantic!Try to start a thread about romance or love. You might get 10 replies. No, it's only sluts, whores, butt ****ing and blowjobs for this lot.

[JoetheDictator]

It's gigolo

So good to see that the spelling police have returned.

[pmoon6]

So good to see that the spelling police have returned.Sorry, it wasn't a slam. I just thought you might be interested.

[JoetheDictator]

Sorry, it wasn't a slam. I just thought you might be interested.

I knew that, oh and thank you.

[Green Lantern]

Sorry, it wasn't a slam. I just thought you might be interested.

It would look really lame if he mispelled them on his business cards, huh?

[JLB]

It would look really lame if he mispelled them on his business cards, huh?

Another worthy topic for serious debate.
Not really!!!:arizona:
NWF congrats on all the comments you have been able to draw.
Aqua are you ready for some lively dabate?
Not from me just tell me what channel your going to be on.

[The REAL Sabres]

Do it! She probably wants to ream you with a strap-on anyways.

[JoetheDictator]

Mods, this is not a personal attack. Okay NWF, so tell me is this "really hot girl" -your words not mine- a big woman? I mean you always wanted to bang a fat chick, see your posts on Rosie ODonnell and your threads asking would you bang a fat chick. You know what the irony is a loser senior, probably fatter than a hog, girl is desiring sex so much that she will settle for a loser like you paying her 50.00 for the pleasure.

[TRIPLE P]

wow you want him to be a giggalo.

It's gigolo

Phantoms correct I think.

I'm pretty sure if NWF was involved there would be more than a few giggles

[Green Lantern]

Phantoms correct I think.

I'm pretty sure if NWF was involved there would be more than a few giggles


Keen, very keen.

[gilchristfan]

Gil your talking about Ann Coulter.:ladyrangers:

Ann Coulter's not a true GOP Chick. True GOP chicks don't wear their sluttiness on their sleeves like she does. They keep it under wraps, to be released at just the right moment.

[bigr]

posting about prostitution on a board....stupid

posting about prostitution on a board where people already have a low opinion of your brain capacity...real stupid.

giving another reason (your inability to get chicks on your own leading to serious considerations in buying a hooker) for people to make fun of you...the dumbest thing ya could have done.

[nehemiah]

nothing is more boring than making fun of a guy who only posts here so people will make fun of him.

if he's a "he".

otherwise.... nothing is more boring than making fun of a girl who only posts here so people will make fun of her.

[pmoon6]

Phantoms correct I think.

I'm pretty sure if NWF was involved there would be more than a few gigglesNo, he wasn't. So much for the spelling ability of our younger posters.


gigolo

Main Entry: gig·o·lo
Pronunciation: 'ji-g&-"lO, 'zhi-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -los
Etymology: French
1 : a man supported by a woman usually in return for his attentions
2 : a professional dancing partner or male escort

[35Pete]

You guys are just so romantic!

Romance is having pretty pink tissues near the candles so that she can wipe the spunk off of her chin.

[pmoon6]

Romance is having pretty pink tissues near the candles so that she can wipe the spunk off of her chin.With this kind of attitude, it's no wonder that you're still single.:D

[35Pete]

With this kind of attitude, it's no wonder that you're still single.:D

Women are as slutty as we are nowadays moonie. My how things change and get better.

[pmoon6]

Women are as slutty as we are nowadays moonie. My how things change and get better.Maybe so. When I see 13 and 14 year olds dressing the way they do, I'm not surprised. But, I really wouldn't know, I've been off the market for quite sometime.