Happy Birthday Nehemiah!

[35Pete]

Happy Birthday! LOL

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/35Pete/hippie.jpg

:birthday:

[njsue]

:birthday:

Have a great Politically correct day!!

[sukie]

How old in dog years? Ya peice of dog meat! Happy birthday and remember this is your last (Nov 5th) so enjoy. :rockon: :sukie:

[uppy]

Happpy B-day king.

[TRIPLE P]

Nehemiah~ Slapping down poptarts since 1974

:eatme:

[pmoon6]

Happy Birthday, My King

I will have to respectfully decline the invitation to the Royal Gala. I will post the reply I sent to your Council:

To my Lords of the King's own Counsel. I received this morning, your kind invitation to organise a gala performance, to celebrate his gracious majesty, King Nehemiah, surviving another year with head and shoulders still attached.
I am replying by return to thank you. And when I say 'to thank you', I mean of course, to tell you, to 'Sod off'. I would rather go to Cornwall, marry a pig, have 13 children by her and see them all become members of Parliament. I would rather hack off my big toe, slice it, mix it with beetroot and serve it to the poor folk of Clapham as a light summer salad. Ask me if you wish, to bury my face between the buttocks of a flatulent baboon, but never under any circumstances ask me to involve myself in a Royal Gala performance.

My reasons, my Lords, are two-fold. In the first part, it is a well, and long-established fact, that Royal Galas are very, very, very dull. So dull, that strong men have been known to stab their own testicles in an effort to stay awake through the all-singing, all-dancing, no-talent tedium that represents British variety at its best. There are more genuine laughs to be had conducting an autopsy. There is more musical talent on display every time my servant Baldrick breaks wind. If the King has even half a brain, which I believe is exactly what he does have, he will spend his birthday in pious prayer, naked, in a bramble patch, with mousetraps attached to his orbs and sceptre.

Sincerely,

Your loyal subject, pmoon6

[anEinherjer]

Wow, this is like the morning parade at the Renaissance Festival.

Huzzah! Huzzah for our King!!

[rob on the job]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS
AT THE SANCTUARY!!!

http://razorblok.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/mooning.jpg.w180h171.jpg

http://members.aol.com/negop/toast.jpg

[BillsFan0688]

Happy b-day Nehe!

[JLB]

Who's Birthday oh Nehe's HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
http://www.edencakes.com/portfolio/large/p0001.jpg
I didn't know these guys looked like someone you might know.

[rob on the job]

Nehemiah's big birthday bash:

http://www.gurney.co.uk/pads/photocomp05/funny2nd.jpg

[Ru]

Happy Birthday!

http://blog.joins.com/usr/i/n/indiannamoo/41/old_hippie_peace_hippie.jpg

[JLB]

http://babiestoday.com/graphics/firstbday1.jpg
First Pictures of the Birthday Boy!

[pigpen65]

Happy Birthday

[twosheds]

Happy birthday, nehe! :partysmilies:

[dasaybz]

I hope yer day blows nehe.

[Dontdieman]

http://photos.hotfreelayouts.com/photos/951/Happy_Bday_Ass.jpg

[SpikedLemonade]

So how old is that in human years?

[gilchristfan]

He's not even online. The little bastard's drunk already! I know it!

[Lucidvizion]

Happy b-day

[JLB]

He's not even online. The little bastard's drunk already! I know it!
http://stunned.net/drunk-man.jpg
I just found him he won't sit up.

[SpikedLemonade]

http://stunned.net/drunk-man.jpg
I just found him he won't sit up.

That's becuase he has NO legs and has fallan out of his wheelchair.

[Victor7]

Happy B-day Nehe !!!! .............. get seriously wasted !! :rockon: :beerme: :sukie:

[SpikedLemonade]

How many Buffalo Chips would we need to gather up between us to buy a female or male prostitute that woudl be willing to give this legless drunk a Happy Ending?

I'll throw in some chips if we get to watch the frustration on her/his face when he/she can't get him hard enough for action.

[nehemiah]

thanks everybody.

i hate you all.






:D just kidding.

[njsue]

Time for your afternoon :toast: & :5shots: ;)

[SpikedLemonade]

i hate you all.



N, you don't hate us -- you hate life for your lack of legs and inability to get it up.

Have you considered putting your faith in Jesus Christ?

[JLB]

thanks everybody.

i hate you all.






:D just kidding.
http://www.beercations.com/assets/images/hot_beer_girls.jpg

My girls have Beer for your Birthday. Enjoy the Beer Nehe the Beer!

[Lucidvizion]

Damn, jlb.

More posts of women with excellent cleavage, please.

[JLB]

Damn, jlb.

More posts of women with excellent cleavage, please.
They travel with me who do you like?

[mighty peace warrior]

happy birthday, i am glad someone finally posted a pic that didnt include a mans ass

[Gibby]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS
AT THE SANCTUARY!!!

http://razorblok.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/mooning.jpg.w180h171.jpg

http://members.aol.com/negop/toast.jpg

happy birthday Neh, I may disagree with what you say but I respect you but you are a worthy adversary and I hope that this year brings you many blessings. May God bless you and keep you well.

[uppy]

I suspect our king will be feeling like this in the morning

http://media1.guzer.com/pictures/hangover_dog.jpg

remember...the hair of the dog will help you out in times like these.

Happy B-day

[SpikedLemonade]

happy birthday, i am glad someone finally posted a pic that didnt include a mans ass

We only did it to win favour with Sukie.