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SpikedLemonade
August 13th, 2006, 5:44:26 PM
My friend has an expression that "he will swim in the Red Sea, but NOT drink from it".

What limits are in good taste if any?
coastal
August 13th, 2006, 5:46:08 PM
I'll finger it, tap, and eat it.

I'm a big Red wIngs fan.
SpikedLemonade
August 13th, 2006, 5:47:38 PM
I'll finger it, tap, and eat it.

Like a strawberry filled donut.
coastal
August 13th, 2006, 5:59:36 PM
The blood is the life!
Meathead
August 13th, 2006, 6:08:06 PM
ok ew

ill spit polish the ball guy thats about it
SpikedLemonade
August 13th, 2006, 6:14:24 PM
ok ew

ill spit polish the ball guy thats about it

Ha Ha Ha!!!!:bigasskiss:
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 8:53:25 AM
More comment required here.

So far we only have Coastal "The Vampire" and Meathead "The Ball Man" replying to state their position.
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:06:59 AM
I'll go play in the mud.
njsue
August 14th, 2006, 9:09:31 AM
Oh this is going to be interesting. :D
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 9:09:58 AM
I'll go play in the mud.


Yuch!!!!!!!!
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:11:18 AM
Yuch!!!!!!!!

Never done Anal ? I thought you were Catholic ?
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 9:15:36 AM
Never done Anal ? I thought you were Catholic ?

YES, butt with mud?
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:21:10 AM
LOL, it's a figure of speech. Sue obviously doesn't keep her ass clean, hence the 'ewwwww'
rob on the job
August 14th, 2006, 9:22:55 AM
My word, but this is one ill thread.
njsue
August 14th, 2006, 9:25:54 AM
LOL, it's a figure of speech. Sue obviously doesn't keep her ass clean, hence the 'ewwwww'

Hence, the disgusting gutter mind! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:27:40 AM
I hear the young kids in NJ who like to speed, especially like to do it on the Hershey Highway.
Lucidvizion
August 14th, 2006, 9:35:32 AM
One of the side effects Depo(birth control, don't know the full name) has on my wife is that she never is "ragging".
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:36:45 AM
LOL, she's not taking the white pills, only the pink ones ?
Sue must have shown her how...
Ru
August 14th, 2006, 9:39:34 AM
You guys are ****ing sick!!!
rob on the job
August 14th, 2006, 9:42:00 AM
You guys are ****ing sick!!!

I agree 100%, Ru.

I think our friends are in need of intense psychotherapy.
г
August 14th, 2006, 9:43:51 AM
Wow, I could have had a V-8
coastal
August 14th, 2006, 9:45:46 AM
Seriously.

The blood doesn't really bother me.

Clots on the other hand...

I suppose they have more protein but I do have standards.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 10:26:26 AM
Seriously.

The blood doesn't really bother me.

Clots on the other hand...

I suppose they have more protein but I do have standards.

That's important.

NO matter how low they are, it is important to have them.
Ru
August 14th, 2006, 10:30:04 AM
I'm not sure why I keep clicking on this thread because it just continues to make me ill. There is absolutely nothing sexual about blood IMO.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 10:33:44 AM
I'm not sure why I keep clicking on this thread because it just continues to make me ill. There is absolutely nothing sexual about blood IMO.

Tell that to Coastal "The Vampire".
г
August 14th, 2006, 10:39:55 AM
Is that his mob name ?
Gibby
August 14th, 2006, 10:47:27 AM
I don't know why I'm being sucked into this thread, but well its kinda like a football game. I'll just check down. First option out of the game okay, still got the corn hole and the mouth. If she denies those options well there's still my hand, the filthy whore.
Lucidvizion
August 14th, 2006, 10:49:50 AM
I'm not sure why I keep clicking on this thread because it just continues to make me ill. There is absolutely nothing sexual about blood IMO.

It's like watching a train wreck.
Victor7
August 14th, 2006, 11:15:17 AM
I'm with Coastal here, a little blood never hurt anyone. I do it no problem. I'm a giver!! :D
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 11:59:46 AM
I'm with Coastal here, a little blood never hurt anyone. I do it no problem. I'm a giver!! :D

Way to go Amigo!!!!
Meathead
August 14th, 2006, 12:01:58 PM
ive had more than one gf who got mad when i declined to make a chili dog
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 12:03:50 PM
ive had more than one gf who got mad when i declined to make a chili dog

Did she want the Coastal Special -- non-white sugar powered strawberry filled donut dunk?
Gibby
August 14th, 2006, 12:30:14 PM
banging a vagina while its bleeding. I agree with Ru here, thats disgusting.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 12:34:02 PM
banging a vagina while its bleeding. I agree with Ru here, thats disgusting.

Are the Left OR Right more likely to bang a bleeding vagina?

I'm heard of Bleeding Heart Liberals, but NEVER...
Gibby
August 14th, 2006, 12:37:42 PM
Are the Left OR Right more likely to bang a bleeding vagina?

I'm heard of Bleeding Heart Liberals, but NEVER...

yeah, considering the military service records of the BA and leading GOP theorists, they are a bunch of bloody pussies.
г
August 14th, 2006, 12:39:46 PM
Depends if you bang it a little to the left or a little to the right...
NoCtUrNaL
August 14th, 2006, 1:20:55 PM
Nothing say's "I love you unconditionally honey" like homemade placenta sandwiches.
Ru
August 14th, 2006, 1:22:57 PM
Nothing say's "I love you unconditionally honey" like homemade placenta sandwiches.

I prefer it in a pate served on Wheat Thins.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 1:24:39 PM
I prefer it in a pate served on Wheat Thins.

Nah, salsa is the way to go.
NoCtUrNaL
August 14th, 2006, 1:28:55 PM
Once you go red....she'll never steal your bread.
Gibby
August 14th, 2006, 1:35:09 PM
Once you go red....she'll never steal your bread.

:barf: eww
NoCtUrNaL
August 14th, 2006, 1:35:11 PM
If you go menstruation....she'll give ya an ovation.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 1:40:47 PM
If you go menstruation....she'll give ya an ovation.

I guess what would fair is a blow job AFTER taking the Red Sea plunge.
Ru
August 14th, 2006, 1:43:34 PM
I guess what would fair is a blow job AFTER taking the Red Sea plunge.

I think that's called a Rocket Pop.

As opposed to the Pudding Pop.
SpikedLemonade
August 14th, 2006, 4:15:06 PM
Should we make this a regularly scheduled monthly thread?
jimmifli
August 14th, 2006, 9:52:11 PM
Some real prudes here.

Coastal knows the score.
deconstruction
August 15th, 2006, 1:23:29 PM
1) Depends on how heavy the flow yo!
2) If god didn't want us to do anal he wouldn't have invented the abstinence pledge!
3) Conservatives suck in bed. That's why they're so busy trying to ban everything. They don't want to be confronted with the evidence of their ineptitude. Anyone remember when what's his name spent 50K on a curtain to cover the naked statue of justice?
rob on the job
August 15th, 2006, 1:24:54 PM
Should we make this a regularly scheduled monthly thread?

Dear God no.
pmoon6
August 15th, 2006, 1:26:09 PM
1) Depends on how heavy the flow yo!
2) If god didn't want us to do anal he wouldn't have invented the abstinence pledge!
3) Conservatives suck in bed. That's why they're so busy trying to ban everything. They don't want to be confronted with the evidence of their ineptitude. Anyone remember when what's his name spent 50K on a curtain to cover the naked statue of justice?Taken alot of Conservatives to bed, have ya. It's nice to see some on the left are equal opportunity rump rangers.:D
SpikedLemonade
October 30th, 2006, 12:27:43 PM
Keeping with the theme and attempt to put more sex in this forum.

American politics can cause ED and there is too much here.
unklechucky
October 30th, 2006, 2:06:25 PM
Sorry guys...that is designated BJ week.
Gibby
October 30th, 2006, 2:13:37 PM
Sorry guys...that is designated BJ week.

yup or hand jobs.
Gibby
October 30th, 2006, 2:15:01 PM
her hands or yours, depending of course on whether she has PMS or not.