It's time to find out where you fans really stand

[Ralonzo]

Who let all this riff-raff into the room? Ok you pinkos and fascists, here's a chance to take a few minutes for the betterment of reasonable discourse. Nut up and tell the world where you fit on the grid of American politics.

Take the poll (http://www.politicalcompass.org/), post the result. Try to be honest. Results are graphed. The X-axis is economic left/right from -10 to 10. The Y-axis is Libertarian/Authoritarian from -10 to 10. I'll bat leadoff.

Economic Left/Right: 5.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.03

[Ru]

I took it before, and apparently Ghandi and I would have made fast friends.

[shiva2999]

Who let all this riff-raff into the room? Ok you pinkos and fascists, here's a chance to take a few minutes for the betterment of reasonable discourse. Nut up and tell the world where you fit on the grid of American politics.

Take the poll (http://www.politicalcompass.org/), post the result. Try to be honest. Results are graphed. The X-axis is economic left/right from -10 to 10. The Y-axis is Libertarian/Authoritarian from -10 to 10. I'll bat leadoff.

Economic Left/Right: 5.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.03

As I said in the Morals thread, a perfect Crazy Wolf.


I love it when this little survey gets posted because it gives me a reason to repost one of my favorite political maxims...

The Shiva2999 Wolves/Sheep Political Grid.

As Jesus himself has noted, there are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep. This is how they break down politically...

The Left - Smart sheep and wolves with a conscience.

The Right - Stupid sheep and wolves without a conscience.

The Center - Confused sheep.

Libertarians - Crazy sheep.

Authoritarians - Crazy Wolves

Outlaws - Sociopathic sheep and wolves with no illusions.


In the four years since I codified this I've found it to be 100% accurate.

[SpikedLemonade]

Crap!!!

I'm an Outlaw.

[Ru]

I took it again and this is where I ended up:

Economic Left/Right: -4.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.72

[SpikedLemonade]

That's my result.

[shiva2999]

Crap!!!

I'm an Outlaw.

I'll meet you at the hideout. The coppers will never take me alive.

[SpikedLemonade]

I'll meet you at the hideout. The coppers will never take me alive.

Shiva, what did you score on the non-Shiva model?

[Ralonzo]

Maybe I should start a sub-poll for you gamma quadrant folks. Do you most close identify with: Changelings, Vorta, Jem'Hadar, Hunters, Tosk...

[shiva2999]

Shiva, what did you score on the non-Shiva model?

I advocate a leftist model for society because I like to keep the sheep fat and happy and the crazy and conscienceless wolves under control.

[Ralonzo]

As I said in the Morals thread, a perfect Crazy Wolf.

The Shiva2999 Wolves/Sheep Political Grid.

As Jesus himself has noted, there are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep. This is how they break down politically...

The Left - Smart sheep and wolves with a conscience.

The Right - Stupid sheep and wolves without a conscience.

The Center - Confused sheep.

Libertarians - Crazy sheep.

Authoritarians - Crazy Wolves

Outlaws - Sociopathic sheep and wolves with no illusions.


Actually, X=rightish and Y=neutral would make me not a crazy wolf, but a wolf without a conscience. You're on the wrong 'axis' (pun intended).

[twosheds]

Could have told without the test

Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.44


I'm a rabbit, btw, not a sheep. Anyway, I like the Pink Floyd system: Dogs, Pigs and Sheep.

[shiva2999]

Actually, X=rightish and Y=neutral would make me not a crazy wolf, but a wolf without a conscience. You're on the wrong 'axis' (pun intended).

That would assume you were being truthful with your answers about your authoritarian tendencies.

You were not, which is what Crazy Wolves do. Lie.

[Sasquatch]

+7, -6. Not very popular in The People's Republic of Boulder.

[nehemiah]

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.10

[sukie]

Smack in the middle right but a pubic hairs length south which (gasp) makes me a borderline Librarian 5.3 / -1

[shiva2999]

Smack in the middle right but a pubic hairs length south which (gasp) makes me a borderline Librarian 5.3 / -1

That makes you a stupid sheep.

Sorry dude.

[Ralonzo]

That would assume you were being truthful with your answers about your authoritarian tendencies.

You were not, which is what Crazy Wolves do. Lie.

You argue like a gamma quadranter. If something doesn't mesh with your preordained results, someone else is lying or screwing with you.

I also took a similar quiz years ago, and my results differed somewhat this time. There's two possible directions to move on the axes: positive, and negative. I will now employ shivalogic to explain this movement.


1) A negative move: You're finally wising up and listening to The Truth, provided of course by me.

2) A positive move: You've been duped by the neo-con media, and you're [insane|lying|fascist] too.

Although predictable to the point of being blase that your strident argument will invariably consist of one of these two tactics, it's still amusing to watch it in action, for the nonce.

[shiva2999]

You argue like a gamma quadranter. If something doesn't mesh with your preordained results, someone else is lying or screwing with you.

I also took a similar quiz years ago, and my results differed somewhat this time. There's two possible directions to move on the axes: positive, and negative. I will now employ shivalogic to explain this movement.



Although predictable to the point of being blase that your strident argument will invariably consist of one of these two tactics, it's still amusing to watch it in action, for the nonce.

Not even bad guys like to think of themselves as bad guys.

Here's another political maxim...

The left wants to rehabilitate the right.

The right wants to kill the left.

Why?

Because the core of the left is courage and generosity while the core of the right is fear and greed.

The left is a living rebuke to the venality and cowardice of the right and so they must die.

[Gibby]

I'm with Ru, Ghandi and I would be very close political outlaws

[rob on the job]

Economic Left/Right: 4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.90

[Ralonzo]

Not even bad guys like to think of themselves as bad guys.

Here's another political maxim...

The left wants to rehabilitate the right.


Translation : "There's no such thing as a conservative, only an ignorant liberal."

The right wants to kill the left.


Translation : "I'm not paranoid, it's just that they're all trying to kill me."

Why?

Because the core of the left is courage and generosity while the core of the right is fear and greed.

The left is a living rebuke to the venality and cowardice of the right and so they must die.

Translation : "I believe X so I am noble and pure and good, and you believe Y so you are evil and corrupt and suck."

Sigh. This sort of thing is more tedious than fun. C'mon, shiv. Thrill me.

[anEinherjer]

Shiva's tricks are all played out, there is nothing new.

Of course, me neither, but I never claimed to be a god among mortals.

[shiva2999]

Translation : "There's no such thing as a conservative, only an ignorant liberal."

Not at all. To argue that there are no conservatives is just foolish.

Translation : "I'm not paranoid, it's just that they're all trying to kill me."

Shall I post the video of the guy on the phone in the WTC again?


Translation : "I believe X so I am noble and pure and good, and you believe Y so you are evil and corrupt and suck."


A proud member of the arrogant, pointy-headed north-eastern liberal elite for over 40 years.


Sigh. This sort of thing is more tedious than fun. C'mon, shiv. Thrill me.

Faux ennui is TRULY boring.

[shiva2999]

Shiva's tricks are all played out, there is nothing new.

Of course, me neither, but I never claimed to be a god among mortals.

It's a good thing you never made a claim about comprehensibility too.

[Mouldsie]

...

[pmoon6]

Here's where I'm at, I don't if it makes me a crazy sheep or wolf in sheep's clothing. It bothered me that they didn't ask any gun or hunting questions.

Well it didn't turn out, but it puts me in the middle of the lower left hand quadrant.

[SpikedLemonade]

I like to keep the sheep fat and happy and the crazy

I like crazy fat sheep as well.:n4clapping:

[SpikedLemonade]

a pubic hairs length south

That belongs in the "Shaved Vaginas" thread.

[SpikedLemonade]

Economic Left/Right: 4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.90

Where the hell have you been?

There was a rumour around here that Shiva had killed you.

Glad to see you are alive.

Now go give us your opinion on "Shaved Vaginas".

[admarc]

Economic 5.38
Social -2.67

[uppy]

Economic Left/Right: 4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.49

[SpikedLemonade]

Economic Left/Right: 4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.49

See, those results can NOT probably be mapped on a plus shapped x and y axis.

You need a swastika shapped map in your case.

[Ralonzo]

You need a swastika shapped map in your case.

Hyperbole.

[г]

Holey ****! Who dropped the Cosmo bomb in here ?

Do I smell potpourri ?

[ckg68]

I lock in at...

Economic left/right: -5.38
Social libertarian/authoritan: -6.72

Kinda puts me close to the Dalai Lama in international terms.

Does this now qualify me for badass status? :)

[uppy]

The ratings go from -10 to + 10...I got a 3 something and a 4 something.

That means I am in the middle

[SpikedLemonade]

The ratings go from -10 to + 10...I got a 3 something and a 4 something.

That means I am in the middle

OR that you have a vagina.

[г]

Into the big Wide Open

[uppy]

OR that you have a vagina.

I thought you were going on vacation....to a place that hated Americans.

[г]

I want one ticket to wherever the Girls Go Wild, please

[TheCrystalBall]

As I said in the Morals thread, a perfect Crazy Wolf.


I love it when this little survey gets posted because it gives me a reason to repost one of my favorite political maxims...

The Shiva2999 Wolves/Sheep Political Grid.

As Jesus himself has noted, there are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep. This is how they break down politically...

The Left - Smart sheep and wolves with a conscience.

The Right - Stupid sheep and wolves without a conscience.

The Center - Confused sheep.

Libertarians - Crazy sheep.

Authoritarians - Crazy Wolves

Outlaws - Sociopathic sheep and wolves with no illusions.


In the four years since I codified this I've found it to be 100% accurate.

Hey shiva

This poll has been posted before on this site. I remember getting my dot close to if not directly in the middle.

According to your wolf/sheep theory what does that say about me?

[г]

Whenever a female comes at me with a Cosmo poll, time to say, 'sorry honey, I'm going to the bar.'

See you...

[uppy]

Hey shiva

This poll has been posted before on this site. I remember getting my dot close to if not directly in the middle.

According to your wolf/sheep theory what does that say about me?


LOL...good question

+ 1

[TheCrystalBall]

LOL...good question

+ 1

I know it is. Shiva called sukie stupid for being in the middle. But how can shiva call me stupid? I been more right than he has about the Bills and politics.


But I did take the test over again.

[uppy]

I know it is. Shiva called sukie stupid for being in the middle. But how can shiva call me stupid? I been more right than he has about the Bills and politics.


But I did take the test over again.

what was the score ?

[TheCrystalBall]

I'll tell you after shiva answers my question.

[Stealth01]

Dead center. Just the way I like it.

[uppy]

You do know that some people have never seen you and shiva in the same
place at the same time......

[uppy]

Dead center. Just the way I like it.

I don't understand it,my score is in the middle or dead center.


Economic Left/Right: 4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.49


Its goes from -10 to + 10 am I missing something....lol

[SpikedLemonade]

I thought you were going on vacation....to a place that hated Americans.

Why do you want me to bring you back a t-shirt?

I doubt they have a t-shirt that says "Heeb Wants Herb"

[uppy]

What is a heeb?

[SpikedLemonade]

What is a heeb?

I don't know.

Is it slang for Herbie the Love Bug?

[Stealth01]

"Heeb" is slang for Jews. There's even a magazine aimed at young Jews called "Heeb."

[uppy]

Did you know "Heeb" is slang for Jews,Spike ?

[SpikedLemonade]

"Heeb" is slang for Jews. There's even a magazine aimed at young Jews called "Heeb."

You're kidding right?

[SpikedLemonade]

Did you know "Heeb" is slang for Jews,Spike ?

Actually NOT Jews, but Hebrews.

Fortunately, you are neither so you were NOT offended.

[Stealth01]

True. Hebrews. Still, the term is sometimes applied to Jews instead. The mag even targets Jews, not Hebrews.

[SpikedLemonade]

The mag even targets Jews, not Hebrews.

Targets?

You meant markets to.

[Ralonzo]

Targets?

You meant markets to.

You're right. It's those Lebanese terrorists that target them.

[SpikedLemonade]

You're right. It's those Lebanese terrorists that target them.

GOD bless that they have been given rockets rather than the stones that the Palestians had for so many years.

It's their Manna from Heaven.

[Ralonzo]

I agree. It allowed them to prod the bear in such a way as to evince a response that was meaningful. And now the terrorists must pay the price of their baseness and cowardice.

Yahweh bless those rockets, eh?

[SpikedLemonade]

I agree. It allowed them to prod the bear in such a way as to evince a response that was meaningful. And now the terrorists must pay the price of their baseness and cowardice.

Yahweh bless those rockets, eh?

For all of Israel's superior military might, we are almost 3 weeks into this and the under-equiped opponent is still firing over 100 rockets a day into Israel.

AND lookie lookie -- they now have weapons that can go a longer and longer distance.

Hold on to your bagel!!!!

[Ralonzo]

Hol on to your bagel!!!!

Oh, I am. And I'm using my hands-free device to do it.

[SpikedLemonade]

Oh, I am. And I'm using my hands-free device to do it.

You have a hands-free bagel holder?

You're a rich Jew.

Do you hire a Gentile every once in while to satisfy your wife?

[Ralonzo]

I have to send those Gentiles to shop long and hard to find bagels with big enough holes for my hands-free bagel-holder. You'd think, after the bris, it'd be no biggie, but I guess I'm blessed by Yahweh or something with such a capable hands-free bagel-holder. Heck, I bet that my hands-free bagel-holder would almost fit in my nose if I could reach it.

[SpikedLemonade]

I have to send those Gentiles to shop long and hard to find bagels with big enough holes for my hands-free bagel-holder. You'd think, after the bris, it'd be no biggie, but I guess I'm blessed by Yahweh or something with such a capable hands-free bagel-holder. Heck, I bet that my hands-free bagel-holder would almost fit in my nose if I could reach it.

So you are believing the lies the JAP feeds you every 2-3 weeks when she's at home by the pool getting screwed by the Black lawnkeeper, Hispanic gardener, German pool boy, etc.

Did you ever wonder why she has nothing to do all day, but you need all this outside hired help to keep the property up?

[Ralonzo]

So you are believing the lies the JAP feeds you every 2-3 weeks when she's at home by the pool getting screwed by the Black lawnkeeper, Hispanic gardener, German pool boy, etc.

Did you ever wonder why she has nothing to do all day, but you need all this outside hired help to keep the property up?

Hey, I retired 5 years ago thanks to my profits brokering diamonds and Kosher sausage, so it isn't that easy for her to get away with it. But if she's getting boffed while I'm out golfing, frankly, I'm having the better time.

[SpikedLemonade]

Hey, I retired 5 years ago thanks to my profits brokering diamonds and Kosher sausage, so it isn't that easy for her to get away with it. But if she's getting boffed while I'm out golfing, frankly, I'm having the better time.

So is she, but that's because she is screwing someone other than you.

[Ralonzo]

So is she, but that's because she is screwing someone other than you.

Didn't you read about my hands-free bagel-holder earlier in the thread?

[pmoon6]

Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.23

In case one of you want to chart our positions.

[SpikedLemonade]

Didn't you read about my hands-free bagel-holder earlier in the thread?

So it is a younger improved hands-free bagel holder than the wife is?

[uppy]

Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.23

In case one of you want to chart our positions.

Bring back the old AV

[pmoon6]

Bring back the old AVVariety is the spice of life, Uppy.

[uppy]

You have a hands-free bagel holder?

You're a rich Jew.

Do you hire a Gentile every once in while to satisfy your wife?

Family smack :rolleyes2

give it a rest spike

[uppy]

Variety is the spice of life, Uppy.

That was the 2d best AV in the forum

[pmoon6]

...and the best is Shiva's.

[uppy]

nope

[jimmifli]

All by myself, the only Crazy Sheep.

[Gibby]

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -7.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.90

I don't know what they mean. :D

[K-Gun]

Economic Left/Right: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.26

[JoeMama]

These things always give me the same result.

Apparently I'm a fiscal centrist & a civil libertarian.

[35Pete]

Who let all this riff-raff into the room? Ok you pinkos and fascists, here's a chance to take a few minutes for the betterment of reasonable discourse. Nut up and tell the world where you fit on the grid of American politics.

Take the poll (http://www.politicalcompass.org/), post the result. Try to be honest. Results are graphed. The X-axis is economic left/right from -10 to 10. The Y-axis is Libertarian/Authoritarian from -10 to 10. I'll bat leadoff.

Economic Left/Right: 5.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.03
Why are you putting a "kick me" sign on your chest? Don't you know this place? You're just begging for it. LOL :D

Calling people fascists and pinkos around here is begging for it. LOL I know. I have done it before. :D

[35Pete]

Economic Left/Right: 5.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.28

[Lucidvizion]

Economic Left/Right: 2.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.10

[35Pete]

Economic Left/Right: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.26
pinko.

[coastal]

Me and the Dalai Lama are chillin, chillin!

Economic Left/Right: -4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.87

[gilchristfan]

.5% gay.

Oh, sorry, wrong test

[gilchristfan]

.5% gay.

Oh, sorry, wrong test

[г]

The rabbit died ?

[sukie]

Me and the Dalai Lama are chillin, chillin!

Economic Left/Right: -4.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.87
expected.

[coastal]

expected.

That makes you a stupid.

expected.

[pmoon6]

Economic Left/Right: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.26See, this is why I question these tests. There is no way I'm farther left than JKiG. They just didn't use a full spectrum of issues. I kill Bambi for God's sakes.

[pmoon6]

The rabbit died ?I kill them too.

[TheCrystalBall]

I see shiva never answered my question...

[shiva2999]

I see shiva never answered my question...

What question was that?