Hey nehemiah, I have something to tell you

[NorthwesternFan]

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant

[CoachC.]

NWF......I don't think you could even tell us - without doing any searching - what the differences are between Republicans and Democrats.

I'm a Republican. But I gotta tell ya, your posts are all over the place.

you are obviously a very confused young man. Go to school and educate yourself, please. College will do you good. There are actually live girls there. Some may even talk to you. I say "may" talk to you.

[35Pete]

NW. Lay off the threads that specifically address other members. I don't care if this one is harmless. We generally do not allow members to be specifically targeted in threads.

[ckg68]

Besides,all those jokes would bomb if you tried them on Last Comic Standing.

[Stealth01]

NW. Lay off the threads that specifically address other members. I don't care if this one is harmless. We generally do not allow members to be specifically targeted in threads.

I don't think NWF was "targeting" Nehemiah--just calling his attention to some poorly told, long-overused, not-funny-the-first-time political jokes. It's not like he actually attacked Nehemiah. Neh's a big boy. I'm sure he didn't feel the least bit threatened.

[35Pete]

I don't think NWF was "targeting" Nehemiah--just calling his attention to some poorly told, long-overused, not-funny-the-first-time political jokes. It's not like he actually attacked Nehemiah. Neh's a big boy. I'm sure he didn't feel the least bit threatened.
Of course not. And the thread stays. But he has been starting threads related to members and I want to remind that this is generally frowned upon.

[TRIPLE P]

Neh's a big boy. I'm sure he didn't feel the least bit threatened.


Um.... somebody call the "to much credit given" police.

[nehemiah]

:burp:

this is no fun. although this one was pretty funny:
Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

anyone with half a brain want to pick a cyber-duel with me? no virgins.

:duel:

[JLB]

NWF......I don't think you could even tell us - without doing any searching - what the differences are between Republicans and Democrats.

I'm a Republican. But I gotta tell ya, your posts are all over the place.

you are obviously a very confused young man. Go to school and educate yourself, please. College will do you good. There are actually live girls there. Some may even talk to you. I say "may" talk to you.

Thanks you were very kind to him.
I would have liked to say something very similar.
Good advice now lets see how it works out.
"may talk to you" +1

[Dontdieman]

NWF......I don't think you could even tell us - without doing any searching - what the differences are between Republicans and Democrats.

I'm a Republican. But I gotta tell ya, your posts are all over the place.

you are obviously a very confused young man. Go to school and educate yourself, please. College will do you good. There are actually live girls there. Some may even talk to you. I say "may" talk to you.


:n4clapping:

[JLB]

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant


Oh now I get it the light bulb really gets screwed.
That one's funny.