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NorthwesternFan
July 6th, 2006, 3:17:02 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613


It's funny.. She actually pretends to be a singer in this one...

Unlike Jenny in Forrest Gump, she's willing to play a harmonica :)
TRIPLE P
July 6th, 2006, 3:21:57 PM
Paris hilton is just OK.... definately not worth the herpes.
Meathead
July 6th, 2006, 5:03:16 PM
shes gross
Jayhawk
July 6th, 2006, 5:08:04 PM
she's not even NWF material
LVBillsfan
July 6th, 2006, 5:20:59 PM
Uuuuggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Victor7
July 6th, 2006, 5:34:58 PM
I'd do her no problem :vic:
nehemiah
July 6th, 2006, 5:35:42 PM
sluttiness is next to godliness
~nehemiah
smashingt2312
July 6th, 2006, 5:37:59 PM
We should take bets if this will crack the billboard charts when its released. I think people are dumb enough so, i saw it cracks the top 100.
ckg68
July 6th, 2006, 9:22:29 PM
And Jesus wept.

:(
Meridius
July 7th, 2006, 1:07:04 AM
I am SO sick of Paris Hilton being everywhere. She's a hack. She isn't pretty and she doesn't even have boobs to compensate for that horse face.
iakona
July 7th, 2006, 2:36:49 AM
Anyone who buys this crap is a waste of skin.
ckg68
July 7th, 2006, 8:15:16 AM
I can think of a number of female artists who I would be willing to plunk down my money to but their music.

Thankfully,Paris isn't one of them.
Jayhawk
July 8th, 2006, 6:52:47 PM
NWF is probably jerking it to it now
Meridius
July 8th, 2006, 7:53:47 PM
He's gotta jerk to something. Not like he's gonna get a real chick
ckg68
July 8th, 2006, 10:08:42 PM
One small change to my post above.

I meant to say "buy" instead of "but."

My bad. :)
nehemiah
July 8th, 2006, 10:11:25 PM
I am SO sick of Paris Hilton being everywhere. She's a hack. She isn't pretty and she doesn't even have boobs to compensate for that horse face.don't forget the lazy eyelid.
Meridius
July 9th, 2006, 2:02:43 AM
^^^

OMFG, that is So true!
JoeMama
July 9th, 2006, 2:07:00 AM
Paris Hilton is such a ****ing troll.

I'd rather slurp rancid tuna salad of a fat man's ass than listen to her "music."
JoeMama
July 9th, 2006, 2:07:32 AM
don't forget the lazy eyelid.

Thank God for Trey Parker & Matt Stone.

They always give the dumbest celebrities all kinds of shit.
Meridius
July 9th, 2006, 2:19:17 AM
Thank God for Trey Parker & Matt Stone.

They always give the dumbest celebrities all kinds of shit.

Here, here!!! :n4clapping:
JoeMama
July 9th, 2006, 2:24:01 AM
I just watched the Rob Reiner episode of South Park where that fat ultra-liberal **** tried to impose pubic smoking bans everywhere.

Parker & Stone saw thru his bullshit.

How can a guy who's 600lbs complain that second hand smoke is going to kill him?

It's absurd.

That fat **** is going to die of a heart attack long before some dude smoking at Denny's kills him with second hand smoke.
l3ills
July 9th, 2006, 2:55:24 AM
Id hit it.......in the head with a sledgehammer.
ckg68
July 9th, 2006, 10:57:08 AM
What does everybody want?

HEAD!

:D
Jayhawk
July 10th, 2006, 1:34:45 PM
she couldn't give head if she was shown how