NEVER question an engineer - they have degrees and stuff!

[shiva2999]

Engineers are too smart for you, with your little pea brains and useless Fine Arts degrees.

They know math and you don't so STFU!


http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2006/2006-06-29-01.asp

Giant cracks appear in new Brazilian dam...

http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2006/20060628_cndam.jpg

[nehemiah]

:popcorn:

[г]

Someone's going to lose their http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/535thumb.jpg over this...

[TRIPLE P]

I lived with 3 engineers in college.... they were great. They were good guys, but a little pretentious.

Its funny....none of thier final project worked....no one in thier class got it to work....... Engineers are overrated.

[г]

Its funny....none of thier final project worked....no one in thier class got it to work.......

They'll all have promising careers in the Military-Industrial Complex

[pmoon6]

Maybe they were too busy eating chalupas and taking siestas to give a damn about the dam.:D

[35Pete]

Ha!! Damn Civil Engineers are morons. "Two scoops of sand and one of gravel". That is their math! LOL

But I see that you have come to your senses Shiva. Never question us engineers. We are sooo goddamned brilliant that your mind just cannot keep us with us. .

Glad to see that you have seen the light.

[г]

My buddy's a mining engineer. They get to blow **** up & get paid for it.

[pigpen65]

I work at pitt, get to work everyday by passing by Carnegie Mellon. This morning i saw this weird bench with wheels, covered in solar panels, driving itself around the lawn in front of the college. There were two nerds following it around yelling at it. they both looked like the kid in the Royal Tennenbaums with the big brimmed hats and oversized sun glasses.

[TRIPLE P]

They'll all have promising careers in the Military-Industrial Complex


Thats the thing... Jim and Chris...two of my roomies.... got jobs paying 45K and 80K respectively....and neither of these jack-offs could get an automatic car jack to work without breaking.

[г]

My cousin's a pharmacy prof at Pitt

[pigpen65]

My cousin's a pharmacy prof at Pitt

no shit? It's a great school. I came to Pitt with Pitt pharm as a goal, but my grades weren't good enough.

[г]

He's @ 33-35, undergrad at U of T, grad at Texas A&M & Georgetown.

Smart kid...http://www.pharmacy.pitt.edu/directory/dir.lasso?Last=BiesR

[35Pete]

Hey Doug.

Queen's University in Kingston, ON produces some damn outstanding Electrical Engineers. We know about that University. Great program.

[г]

My sister's a mech grad from Queen's. Funny thing is she went into IT& never used it LOL

[ticatfan3]

My sister's a mech grad from Queen's. Funny thing is she went into IT& never used it LOLHow big is your family,I don't think anybody has mention a school or country or whatever ,that does not have someone from your family there.

[г]

We're everywhere.

I outgrew the Valley at 4 years old. Buncha ****ing mental midgets.

[BillsCAfan]

Engineers are creators. I don't think they are overrated at all. Without engineers, we'd live in a world without cars, planes, computers, internet...and the list goes on.

Engineers are on the other hand are a bit boring as a group, and are often generalized to be anti-social worm books. While being a worm book is necessary to successfully get through college, it's hardly a way of life. There are some engineers that do more than just do math. I'm an engineer and I love everything from politics, business, art.......and long walks on the beach.

But the best prospective employees are often people with Bachelor degrees in engineering followed by either a JD or an MBA.

[г]

Engineers are on the other hand are a bit boring as a group, and are often generalized to be anti-social worm books.

Getting an Engineering degree is a piece of pie

[ticatfan3]

We're everywhere.

I outgrew the Valley at 4 years old. Buncha ****ing mental midgets.Ya the name calling you do is really grown up. The valley is about hard work and common sense,something you are lacking.

[г]

So's a manure pile. Coincidentally, the Valley is also well known as 'Cow**** Valley.'

[nehemiah]

the best engineers are those who don't have a degree, work in the garage, or work in a patent office.

engineering degrees could not possibly be more over-rated.

[BillsCAfan]

Getting an Engineering degree is a piece of pie

If you say so, but getting an EE degree is probably one of the, if not the hardest, degrees to get.

[35Pete]

If you say so, but getting an EE degree is probably one of the, if not the hardest, degrees to get.
I'd love to see them get through Linear Systems or Electromagnetic Theory without resorting to narcotics abuse. LOL

[uppy]

the best engineers are those who don't have a degree, work in the garage, or work in a patent office.

engineering degrees could not possibly be more over-rated.

Best post in this thread

+1

[jimmifli]

My brother in law graduated from that program two years ago.

I'm the only non engineer in the family.

[jimmifli]

The quick quote thing sucks. I always forget to check the little box.

I was quoting Pete.

[BillsCAfan]

I'd love to see them get through Linear Systems or Electromagnetic Theory without resorting to narcotics abuse. LOL

Hardest class I took was the Advanced Topics of Electromagnetism and Plasmas.....

that class will put some hair on your balls.

[sukie]

http://www.smicksburgmercantile.com/images/goodnplenty.jpg

Wasn't "Choo-Choo Charlie" and engineer?

[CoachC.]

I think some of you need this......or, at least THINK you need this......

http://www.mazes.com/my-brother-is-a-genius/DaveGeniusFront.jpg

[35Pete]

Hardest class I took was the Advanced Topics of Electromagnetism and Plasmas.....

that class will put some hair on your balls.
HUH? That class stripped the hair off of my balls. LOL

BTW BillsCaFan. I am a circuit designer and an I do R&D experimentation but my signature is Electromagnetics. That is truly my area of expert knowledge.

[K-Gun]

I am a circuit designer and an I do R&D experimentation but my signature is Electromagnetics. That is truly my area of expert knowledge.

I thought it was String Theory.

[г]

My version of string theory:

If you see a string, give another girl a ring

[nehemiah]

this could get good, eh?

:popcorn:

[BillsCAfan]

HUH? That class stripped the hair off of my balls. LOL

BTW BillsCaFan. I am a circuit designer and an I do R&D experimentation but my signature is Electromagnetics. That is truly my area of expert knowledge.

My expertise in ME is Energy Conversion, and Cryolectronics and Nano in EE.

[markythebill]

Of course the damn dam collapsed, it's in Brazil and everyone knows Brazil isa dump. Probably made it out of horse shit instead of cement.







Oops there I go again.