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35Pete
June 21st, 2006, 5:04:24 AM
Brace yourself folks. A lot of you are mentioned here. If I can take it then so can you... LOL

35Pete: What brought you to the Range? What do you like best about it?

Chimp: What brought me to the Range was an unbelieveable amount of requests from Rangers to start participating in the forums. That was years ago.

What I like best? Hmmm. That’s a very tough question for me to answer. But I’d have to admit it’s the feeling I get when I see a freshly posted thread of mine that I love.

I also like to see posters violate the TOS, get yelled at, get temporarily banned, then, when they’re back, start a thread about what got them banned in the first place.

35Pete: You lived in Detroit and now Toronto (I believe). What major differences between Canada and the US do you see?

Chimp: The biggest difference is the girls. American girls are much sexier and wear sluttier clothing. While Canadian girls only drop their panties after I give them a dishonest “ I love you”, American girls drop their panties just to tell their girlfriends they did the next morning.

Also, average Americans are the dumbest average people in the whole world. They have no brains at all. Average Canadians have the same amount of smarts as the smart Americans. Which isn’t saying much because average canadians are still average.

I also hate how guys and girls in Toronto say “guy” after every sentence. I guess its their form of ghetto speech. Too bad its lame and sounds like something a wannabe would say.

But, in the end, largely because of horny American girls, I’d rather be a rich pig living and ruling average idiots in the US than average boring Canadians.


35Pete: What is your opinion of the QB situation for the Bills?

Chimp: Losman will never win a playoff game in his entire career as a Bill. He is a bumbling football player. He reminds me of Rob Johnson.

Holcomb is better than JP. But that’s not saying much. His arm is weak, he fumbles a lot and he isn’t clutch. The only reason why I like holcomb is because he is better than JP and he is on our team. Otherwise, I’d want Holcomb as far away from the starting Qb positon as possible. I wouldn’t even want him starting.

By the way, most fans don’t think so, but QB is our weakest position and it has been for years.

35Pete: Do you think the GTA would respond favorably if the Bills were to play 1-2 games in the area? What about tailgating? You know Bills fans would go up there and tailgate anyways.

Chimp: Well of course Toronto would. I mean look at what they have now. The CFL. The CFL is just another way of saying “change the channel”. Because that’s what I do when I see a CFL game on TV. Somebody should do the CFL a favour and put it out of its misery. Toronto needs to get a team. One thing I hate about Toronto is not being able to see an NFL game. I had that privilage in Motown. Until Toronto gets an NFL team I will always consider this city small-time.

35Pete: What is your opinion of the 2005-2006 Sabres? Do you think they would be in the cup race now if their defense was not obliterated by injuries?

Chimp: Honestly, I don’t watch hockey at all. I hate it for the most part. Which is another thng I hate about Canada. They can’t stop talking about it.

35Pete: Do you think Marv Levy and Dick Jauron will bring this franchise back to glory?

Chimp: Ummmm. I don’t know yet. I hope so. But you know what? Players matter more than coaches ever will. And we have average players at almost all our positions.

35Pete: Are you a socialist? LOL

Chimp: No I am a truthbox. Like seriously, I’m insulted. Do you honestly think if I were in charge of the US I would want to be in your life? I don’t have time to be in 35pete’s, sukie’s or anyone else’s life. Americans take themselves so seriously sometimes. It’s pathetic.

35Pete: Is Willis MaGahee the real deal? Where would you rank him in terms of the league?

Chimp: Willis may have one good year left in him. He’s not a great player. He is one of our above average players. Too bad we need an all star at that position.

35Pete: What offseason moves SHOULD the Bills have made?

Chimp: I hate answering this question. But I will say this. The Bills should stop being cheap. I’m sick of it.

35Pete: Was the Peerless Price signing a good move or not? Your thoughts?

Chimp: If they were going to sign Peerless, they should have kept Moulds.

But I’m glad he is here.

35Pete: Who would you have drafted in the first round for the Bills?

Chimp: I would have traded away the draft picks for offfensive and defensive linemen.


35Pete: Do you think an NFL franchise in Toronto would mean the end of the CFL?

Chimp: Hopefully.

35Pete: Is Jim McNally the real deal? Is he trying to make chicken salad out of chicken crap or is he overrated?

Chimp: The offensive line is horrible and will continue to be so.

35Pete: Who are the SB participants going to be this year?

Chimp: Probably two NFL teams. One from the AFC…and ummmm…..another from the NFC.

35Pete: Any final off the cuff thoughts?

Chimp: Yea, plenty. I want to say that I don’t like most of you. You’re all pretty boring people. I’m the only poster who predicted the EXACT score of Bills game then had 55,000 thousand chips taken away from me.

Random thoughts on random day from Chimp…

Gilchrist, I don’t know why you keep insinuating that I’m a has been.

MouldsRocks, you are so damn BORING. You should resign your membership, do this forum a favour and come back with an alter ego. I think you’d be much better as a Brett from Boston who goes to Harvard. You drive a red corvette from the 80’s, have wavy blonde hair, tie pink sweaters around your neck and fight small guys for no reason who hit on your gf.

Coastal, stop pretending to be on my side.

Coach, you’re probably the worst predictor of NFL games of all the regular posters. You predicted SO MANY games wrong last season. I hope you do better in 2006. I’ll be watching the prediction threads for what will most likely be another wrong prediction. Whatever is going wrong, redeem it.

Shiva, I think gameboy is the probably the funniest poster I’ve encountered on the internet. I used to think you were more entertaining then gameboy. But you’re not. You’re just smarter than he is. Basically you’re a one trick pony.

35pete and sukie, I still consider you two noobies and you have not earned your bones in my eyes yet.

I bet most people didn’t know I invented gambling for buffalo chips on the Range???!!!

The following are posters are average. Ticat,meriduis,mightypeace warrior,Billsman, d3,jimmi,glichrist, amdarc ainherer, freedom fry pizza, sweetlee,tigerj, upstart and about a dozen others.

PS. I did not violate the TOS in way. If you edit this beautiful interview in any way then I don’t want it posted.

35Pete
June 21st, 2006, 5:05:39 AM
Remember. Keep it within TOS but you are still free to voice your thoughts.

Thanks.

35Pete
June 21st, 2006, 5:21:34 AM
Thank you Chimp. An insult coming from you is a badge of honor on the Range. And in that respect you have blessed many of us in your interview.

I feel good today. :)

CoachC.
June 21st, 2006, 6:48:45 AM
Coach, you’re probably the worst predictor of NFL games of all the regular posters. You predicted SO MANY games wrong last season. I hope you do better in 2006. I’ll be watching the prediction threads for what will most likely be another wrong prediction. Whatever is going wrong, redeem it.

Chimp - I'm honored that you have such lofty expectations of me.

I'll do my best to fulfill them.

Good interview boys, ummmmm, I mean, primates.

mighty peace warrior
June 21st, 2006, 6:52:17 AM
speaking of boring... can I have that two minutes back.

always trying to be controversial(trying is all it is), but this is lamer than most of your attempts.

35Pete
June 21st, 2006, 7:12:17 AM
Chimp - I'm honored that you have such lofty expectations of me.

I'll do my best to fulfill them.

Good interview boys, ummmmm, I mean, primates.
Actually I cannot think of a more informed football guy on the Range than you Coach. And there are a LOT of good ones.

Ohh, and their is one Chimp in that interview buster. :D

HURLS
June 21st, 2006, 7:14:39 AM
A lot better than Listen Up! with Meridius. Great work Chimpo, and thanks for the mention in the first paragraph.

35Pete
June 21st, 2006, 7:17:08 AM
A lot better than Listen Up! with Meridius. Great work Chimpo, and thanks for the mention in the first paragraph.
Meridius' interview went many pages. A class act and a success.

Merk
June 21st, 2006, 10:16:42 AM
lolol Good interview

TRIPLE P
June 21st, 2006, 10:29:24 AM
Daily thoughts was your best work. Too bad it was 3 years ago.

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=33775&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=33921&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=34222&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=34559&highlight=thoughts

nehemiah
June 21st, 2006, 10:32:57 AM
Daily thoughts was your best work.i agree. those were fantastic. bring those back!

coastal
June 21st, 2006, 10:34:00 AM
Just being on chimp's radar means you have arrived.

I am just happy to be here.

gilchristfan
June 21st, 2006, 11:42:45 AM
Gilchrist, I don’t know why you keep insinuating that I’m a has been.

For example:

Daily thoughts was your best work. Too bad it was 3 years ago.

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=33775&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=33921&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=34222&highlight=thoughts

http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=34559&highlight=thoughts

Just trying to help Chimp. Think of me as a coach, trying to bring out the best in you. You've got better, I've seen it. You can make a comeback.

shiva2999
June 21st, 2006, 11:52:50 AM
Shiva, I think gameboy is the probably the funniest poster I’ve encountered on the internet. I used to think you were more entertaining then gameboy. But you’re not. You’re just smarter than he is. Basically you’re a one trick pony.

LOL!

But it's a good trick!

More sparkling work from Chimpie!

dasaybz
June 21st, 2006, 12:01:29 PM
Terrible interview. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this filth.

Victor7
June 21st, 2006, 12:12:37 PM
35Pete: Are you a socialist? LOL

Chimp: No I am a truthbox. Like seriously, I’m insulted. Do you honestly think if I were in charge of the US I would want to be in your life? I don’t have time to be in 35pete’s, sukie’s or anyone else’s life. <b>Americans take themselves so seriously sometimes. It’s pathetic</b>.



That was the best part of the interview. The rest was OK.

TheGoodShepherd
June 21st, 2006, 4:10:55 PM
Terrible interview. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this filth.

Awww, mad because he didn't get mentioned.

Mouldsie
June 21st, 2006, 4:44:19 PM
Like coastal, I'm just glad I was mentioned in the upper echelon.


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Meridius
June 21st, 2006, 4:59:41 PM
Whoohoo, Im average! What a treat!

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/4546/362465on.gif to the Chimp!

evilfinkiller
June 30th, 2006, 10:54:41 AM
i can't believe i just sat through that.

sukie
June 30th, 2006, 5:53:26 PM
I have dry crusty snot in my left nostril that irritates me more thatn a slam from chimp... Wait... Let me dig it out... UUUUUUUHHHH!... Hey it looks like Shiva's avatar.

Uppy
June 30th, 2006, 6:06:40 PM
good interview chimp

markythebill
June 30th, 2006, 6:40:35 PM
I have dry crusty snot in my left nostril that irritates me more thatn a slam from chimp... Wait... Let me dig it out... UUUUUUUHHHH!... Hey it looks like Shiva's avatar.


LMAO!

And people say Americans don't have wit, bullshit! There's loads of wit in this thread, I've laughed out loud several times so far!

Stealth01
July 3rd, 2006, 11:40:51 PM
Wow. That is the worst Listen Up! ever done. Can we interview someone who contributes something to the forums next time?

TheGoodShepherd
July 4th, 2006, 6:11:48 PM
Wow. That is the worst Listen Up! ever done. Can we interview someone who contributes something to the forums next time?

...says the guy who contributed NOTHING but inaccurate information during the run-up to the Iraq war.

What did you say again....you "saw" the WMD evidence, and what we saw in the media was the tip of the iceberg. Then you said you and Loretta Sanchez had the same security clearance, then you quit posting in PR&S after you were exposed as a small time nobody with no connections to anything....LOL


Fix your life.

Gibby
July 7th, 2006, 3:37:15 PM
good interview, but tell me chimpyfresh, can the borg collective maintain itself when Shiva and yourself start expressing independent views?

jimmifli
July 7th, 2006, 11:20:03 PM
Like coastal, I'm just glad I was mentioned in the upper echelon.


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Not me.

If I'm going to be mention I want to be insulted.