Who has the hottest wife/girlfriend thread!!!

[NorthwesternFan]

C'mon married men..

Lets see pictures of your significant others, and then I will judge to see who is the hottest..

[uppy]

lol

[CoachC.]

This is all she said I was allowed to show you.....for now:

http://www.curlydavid.com/imag2/twoods9.jpg

[uppy]

I think he went to the bathroom,he will be back in about 3 minutes

[Darksyde]

I see :goal:nipple.:goal:

[Stealth01]

Oh no...not nipple! It'll be gone soon, so ogle while you can!

And _I_ have the hottest wife.

[uppy]

You have a fine looking woman Chris

[Stealth01]

Thanks. For all our troubles and disagreements, I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

[Stealth01]

This is all she said I was allowed to show you.....for now:

http://www.curlydavid.com/imag2/twoods9.jpg


Hey, I recognize her!

:angel2:

[The REAL Sabres]

I was going to say Coach even before he posted a picture.

Chris' girl is not bad looking either. But, I'll still go with Coach's.

[Gibby]

This is all she said I was allowed to show you.....for now:

http://www.curlydavid.com/imag2/twoods9.jpg

I've seen that image somewhere. OMG how do you know my fiance? :D

[Gibby]

I think he went to the bathroom,he will be back in about 3 minutes

:rofl:

[Stealth01]

I was going to say Coach even before he posted a picture.

Chris' girl is not bad looking either. But, I'll still go with Coach's.

LOL. Yeah, but I couldn't get my wife to pose like that. :)

[Orange Nation]

My girlfriend of 5 years.

[Orange Nation]

more pics here...we're like that couple from boy meets world

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=0BDCAF44-2073-4BE6-89266AB334E40733.jpg

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=B83AA682-3A6D-4187-96F4557AAB114FF9.jpg

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=4DCF94B7-49D2-4036-9B8F2BF6E1529DF7.jpg

[shiva2999]

LOL. Yeah, but I couldn't get my wife to pose like that. :)

I could.

[Scary Good]

You guys are both lucky.

I haven't narrowed it down to 1 from any of the skanks around here yet.

[Jayhawk]

so which hand is NWF dating now?

[JoeMama]

This is my girlfriend, Elmyra.

God, she's so beautiful.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/goth-37326.jpg

I only date plus size goth chicks who write kickass poetry with phrases like "i am calamity" & "darkness surrounds my soul."

We **** to Skinny Puppy every night.

[Stealth01]

This is my girlfriend, Elmyra.

God, she's so beautiful.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/goth-37326.jpg

I only date plus size goth chicks who write kickass poetry with phrases like "i am calamity" & "darkness surrounds my soul."

We **** to Skinny Puppy every night.

LMFAO! You're SO E-mo.

[Stealth01]

I could.

LOL. Classy.

[JoeMama]

LMFAO! You're SO E-mo.

Do emo kids look as sweet & gothic as me?

http://ic2.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/080/2/7/it__s_me__by_goth_guy.jpg

I don't friggin' think so.

[Stealth01]

Let me guess--you have a page on MySpace.com too....

[Stealth01]

more pics here...we're like that couple from boy meets world

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=0BDCAF44-2073-4BE6-89266AB334E40733.jpg

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=B83AA682-3A6D-4187-96F4557AAB114FF9.jpg

http://hosting.showthatimage.com/serve.cfm?webhost=4DCF94B7-49D2-4036-9B8F2BF6E1529DF7.jpg

You're the hairy one in that first pic? :D

[JoeMama]

Let me guess--you have a page on MySpace.com too....

Yeah, my username is "MorbidAngelCalamity".

I have tons of poetry in my blog, plus a couple articles about how much I hate my totally lame, conformist parents.

MySpace rocks!

[Stealth01]

GeekSpace.com

[jimmifli]

Yeah, my username is "MorbidAngelCalamity".

I have tons of poetry in my blog, plus a couple articles about how much I hate my totally lame, conformist parents.

MySpace rocks!
Have you started using the word ethereal yet or does that phase start next year?

[JoeMama]

Have you started using the word ethereal yet or does that phase start next year?

Whatever, only conformists use the word ethereal.

That word is so mid 90's, Type O Negative era. Get with the times dude.

[jimmifli]

Whatever, only conformists use the word ethereal.

That word is so mid 90's, Type O Negative era. Get with the times dude.
mid 90s goth was hot

http://www.jemcorp.com/celebs/images/nwar199-manson_shirley-01.jpg

[JoeMama]

mid 90s goth was hot

http://www.jemcorp.com/celebs/images/nwar199-manson_shirley-01.jpg

Damn, I guess Shirley Manson does count as goth.

I've had a crush on her since that "The Queerest of the Queer" song.

I should ease up on the goth chicks, apparently there ARE some hot ones.

[JoeMama]

http://www.bartcop.com/shirley-fuse1p2.jpg

The unholy things I would do to this woman, jimmi...

[Scary Good]

That beeotch needs a tan. By the way, I have myspace.

[jimmifli]

That beeotch needs a tan. By the way, I have myspace.
link.

[NorthwesternFan]

If that's a REAL picture by coach then he has the hottest wife..

Only 2 or 3 girlfriends???

Looks like you guys are just as big of losers as yours truly...

[uppy]

Lmao

[anEinherjer]

Now what in the 9 hells is wrong with Type O Negative? :D

[Jayhawk]

If that's a REAL picture by coach then he has the hottest wife..

Only 2 or 3 girlfriends???

Looks like you guys are just as big of losers as yours truly...
or we just don't want you jerking it to our gf's

[TRIPLE P]

If that's a REAL picture by coach then he has the hottest wife..

Only 2 or 3 girlfriends???

Looks like you guys are just as big of losers as yours truly...


Don't waste your time with girlfriends...... nail as many girls in college that you can.....there is no reason to spend more than a couple bucks on a couple drinks on a girl in college......

After college move to a town WITH a college and nail more college girls..... get a girlfriend who is like 22 when you're 30+......

[sukie]

Good advice. I have to leave my wife outta this. Pete's left arm is still injured. Might cause a "high speed" relapse. Hee Hee

[Stealth01]

..... get a girlfriend who is like 22 when you're 30+......

LMAO. My wife was 23 when we got married. I was 32. :)

[TRIPLE P]

LMAO. My wife was 23 when we got married. I was 32. :)


jackpot.

Its just makes so much sense....maturity wise, hotness wise,..... way to go.

[Stealth01]

Good advice. I have to leave my wife outta this. Pete's left arm is still injured. Might cause a "high speed" relapse. Hee Hee

Ouch.

When I was in the USAF, there was a guy who worked for me who had a HELL of a crush on my wife. Made an effort to tell me how beautiful she is and used to joke about freckles, how he likes to play connect-the-dots with his tongue. It was creepy...

[Stealth01]

jackpot.

Its just makes so much sense....maturity wise, hotness wise,..... way to go.

The one problem--assuming it's a long-term relationship--is that we're at different stages in our lives. She wanted another kid, I didn't. She was starting college, I was finished. She was discovering what she wants in life, I already knew. Things like that can cause a strain.

[sukie]

I joke about Pete... I had a friend that fell in love with my wife and told me so. it was weird. He didn't try anything but the poor bastard was depressed. What do ya do? He's a bud who came clean... there is no etiquette book for that.

[TRIPLE P]

The one problem--assuming it's a long-term relationship--is that we're at different stages in our lives. She wanted another kid, I didn't. She was starting college, I was finished. She was discovering what she wants in life, I already knew. Things like that can cause a strain.


Yeah... but for me I know that girls my age are in a different stage of thier lives for the most part than I am....

I'm basically like a really responsible 21 or 22 year old......marturity wise... girls who are 26 or so are looking to get married, and want to have kids...I hear it all the time......

I figure I've got AT LEAST 3 more years of debauchery before I'm gonna take someone seriously, so instead of pretending like i want a future i'm completely honest......

[pmoon6]

Personally, I wouldn't want a younger woman. I think it's important to be relatively close in age, you have grown up during the same times and have pretty much the same experiences. Of course common interests come into play. My wife is a year younger than me and we have been together 25 years. I'm not saying you can't make it work with a younger spouse, it just seems like it would be more difficult.

[pmoon6]

...

[Jayhawk]

my gf is 7 years younger than me

[pmoon6]

Here's my bride

[sukie]

where was that taken Moonie?

[pmoon6]

where was that taken Moonie?Port Angeles, Washington. I know you guys won't find her "hot", but that was taken when she was 47. It doesn't matter, I think she is and that's all that counts.

[sukie]

My wife is 41. I relish the idea of buying femanine hygene products for her... I have a woman!!!!!

[CoachC.]

... get a girlfriend who is like 22 when you're 30+......

....and THEN make her your wife!

I'm 33, she's 26! So, obviously, it was 30 and 23, almost exactly like your example.

[TRIPLE P]

....and THEN make her your wife!

I'm 33, she's 26! So, obviously, it was 30 and 23, almost exactly like your example.


Exactly..... coach, you followed the blueprint perfectly.....

its comforting to see my plan working out for so many of you....

[sukie]

My second marriage. rules are different.

[TRIPLE P]

My second marriage. rules are different.


All bets are off... and they aren't necessarily rules.... just my personal plan of attack....

[sukie]

True Married HS sweetheart 22/21... BIG MISTAKE.

[pmoon6]

"They aren't necessarily rules, more like guidlines":D

[Stealth01]

I think your wife is beautiful, Moonie. But I don't see her ring....

:)

[pmoon6]

I think your wife is beautiful, Moonie. But I don't see her ring....

:)We got married with cigar bands.:D We don't wear them much anymore, when you lose one and have to cover alot of ground with a metal detector to find it, you only wear them on social occasions.

[pmoon6]

And another thing Chris, it's not a symbol on your finger, but what's in your heart that counts.

[Victor7]

Current

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/Victor7/Sto.jpg

Former

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/Victor7/damn.jpg

[pmoon6]

She's gorgeous, Victor.

[pmoon6]

....and you just gave the little wanker something to fantasize about.:D

[Victor7]

Thanks moonie !! she's the best no doubt

[shiva2999]

:beers: to Victor!

[Scary Good]

link.
haha why?

[NorthwesternFan]

Victor has the hottest girl so far..

1.Victor
2.Orange Nation
3.Stealth
4.Pmoon


I don't believe that first pic is coach's wife...

[Gibby]

my fiance is nobody's stroke material except my own. Oh what the heck give me a couple of minutes and I'll post a pic.

[nehemiah]

moonie's wife is the hottest.

[pmoon6]

How kind of you to say. I'll pass it along.

[CoachC.]

OK, OK, here's the front.......my wife and I with our nephew, who I never met until we went to Germany last week (notice his Frankfurt shirt):

[CoachC.]

And one up close.....

[TRIPLE P]

Nice coach...shes my type....beautiful eyes. You're a lucky man...

[NorthwesternFan]

Updated Rankings

1.Victor
2.Orange Nation
3.Coach
4.Stealth
5.Pmoon

All of these are pretty decent for ages though..

Unlucky for all of you, your woman would choose a young stud like me over you guys...

[TRIPLE P]

Unlucky for all of you, your woman would choose a young stud like me over you guys...


Yeah... girls in thier early to mid 20's usually prefer a pimpley virgin who is into chronic masterbation and sucks at baseball......

Dude you couldn't even score at prom. With YOUR date.... I ****ed somebody ELSES date at Prom AND and the wedding i went to on Saturday.

[NorthwesternFan]

Yeah... girls in thier early to mid 20's usually prefer a pimpley virgin who is into chronic masterbation and sucks at baseball......

Dude you couldn't even score at prom. With YOUR date.... I ****ed somebody ELSES date at Prom AND and the wedding i went to on Saturday.

Girls like younger guys..

17-18 year olds are at that age that attracts woman age 25-35..

[Orange Nation]

Updated Rankings

1.Victor
2.Orange Nation
3.Coach
4.Stealth
5.Pmoon

All of these are pretty decent for ages though..

Unlucky for all of you, your woman would choose a young stud like me over you guys...

oh yeah my woman always said she wants to be with a northwestern and rangers fan.

btw, are you the same young stud who comes to this board to ask how to ask a girl out and how manyy times someone masturbates per day, im guessing all the people on that list have someone else do that for him.

[sukie]

It's the pheromones in the Stridex Medicated Pads these days. Drives broads wild.

[NorthwesternFan]

oh yeah my woman always said she wants to be with a northwestern and rangers fan.

btw, are you the same young stud who comes to this board to ask how to ask a girl out and how manyy times someone masturbates per day, im guessing all the people on that list have someone else do that for him.

you do realize that I went to the prom with a very hot looking girl.

[Victor7]

Girls like younger guys..

17-18 year olds are at that age that attracts woman age 25-35..


Quite the opposite young friend. Girls 17 and 18 dig older guys. College or even graduate guys 'cause in theory they are more mature and it makes them look cool to be dating someone older.

[Orange Nation]

you do realize that I went to the prom with a very hot looking girl.

yeah and northwestern won the national championship.

[Stealth01]

Yeah... girls in thier early to mid 20's usually prefer a pimpley virgin who is into chronic masterbation and sucks at baseball......

Dude you couldn't even score at prom. With YOUR date.... I ****ed somebody ELSES date at Prom AND and the wedding i went to on Saturday.

LMFAO!!!

:guy:

NWFan --->:clamdigger:

NWFan :hahaha: Rangers

[Papaduke]

Girls like younger guys..

17-18 year olds are at that age that attracts woman age 25-35..


Dude you read Penthouse Letters too much. Only psycho teachers dig the young kids.

you guys who have posted all have beautiful women. I hope NWF has developed blisters.

[Gibby]

you know, I'm having trouble scanning my girl's pic onto my computer. Oh well at least I won't have to tongue wrestle thinking of NWF stroking because of her.

[sukie]

Hee Hee Hee.

[Gibby]

Hee Hee Hee.

ah, the joys of cuddling and tongue wrestling. Three more months.

[The REAL Sabres]

you do realize that I went to the prom with a very hot looking girl.I thought she ditched you?

[pmoon6]

Girls like younger guys..

17-18 year olds are at that age that attracts woman age 25-35..I think it would be good for you to have a sordid affair with a 35 year old. She could teach you how to properly use your joystick and also all the different ways to please a woman. Then you can change your username to "BoyToy".:D

[Gibby]

I think it would be good for you to have a sordid affair with a 35 year old. She could teach you how to properly use your joystick and also all the different ways to please a woman. Then you to change your username to "BoyToy".:D

NWF you are now officially owned. Good job Moonie.

[mighty peace warrior]

Girls like younger guys..

17-18 year olds are at that age that attracts woman age 25-35..
lol...

thats why so many guys are married to younger chicks...

[Jayhawk]

he may have went, but didn't go with :D

[JoeMama]

This was my agnostic old lasy for the past year.

So sexually liberated. Sharp as a tack. Eyes that burned like cigarettes.

But the relationship got WAY too serious. Marriage talk came up a few times. I cracked under the pressure & ended it.

Which is a shame & probably stupid on my part.

But hey, what a fun year.

[mighty peace warrior]

Have to be careful with the redheads..

[JoeMama]

Have to be careful with the redheads..

Fire locked goddesses can be deadly.

Plus, she could drink me under the table somehow.

[mighty peace warrior]

tell me about it, i married one..you would have thought i would have learned after the one i dated in the army

[sukie]

I, insert any married poster's name here, have the most beautiful wife named, insert name here, when she is in a good mood.

[pmoon6]

This was my agnostic old lasy for the past year.

So sexually liberated. Sharp as a tack. Eyes that burned like cigarettes.

But the relationship got WAY too serious. Marriage talk came up a few times. I cracked under the pressure & ended it.

Which is a shame & probably stupid on my part.

But hey, what a fun year.Maybe you should consider reigniting the flame, Joe. Are you afraid to commit? Do you want to go through life in the negative funk that you always seem to be in. Take a chance. She sounds like an ideal woman.

[Papaduke]

I, Papaduke, have the most beautiful wife named, Alia, when she is in a good mood.

Thanks Sukie

Agreed on the redheads part... my advice: throw the saddle on and pray to god she does not throw you too far.

[coastal]

tell me about it, i married one..you would have thought i would have learned after the one i dated in the army
I married one...

she divorced me...

I moved back in...

stupid coastal.

met office GOP'er

coastal becomes Republican.

All is well in the world.

[Stealth01]

tell me about it, i married one..you would have thought i would have learned after the one i dated in the army

Amen. Marrying a redhead is only slightly less dangerous than such solid professions as lion taming, SWAT Team Member, Explosive Ordinance Disposal, and "Guy who mixes chemicals to make VX nerve gas."

[sukie]

Second time around I married a recovering jew.

[jaymitch84]

Here's my g/f of well over a year. I'm 21 and she's 20 (14 months older), so I guess I'm sorta doing the older than thing...oh, and she's a fan of the Bills/Red Sox/Syracuse Orange...the PERFECT combo.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j210/jaymitch84/n13801267_28262.jpg

[JoeMama]

Every dude that's posted so far has an attractive girlfriend &/or wife.

Bills fans apparently pull the best looking women.

[JoeMama]

tell me about it, i married one..you would have thought i would have learned after the one i dated in the army

Stories?

[JoeMama]

Maybe you should consider reigniting the flame, Joe. Are you afraid to commit? Do you want to go through life in the negative funk that you always seem to be in. Take a chance. She sounds like an ideal woman.

LOL!

"Negative funk."

I like that phrase.

I consider myself kind of cynical, but I didn't realize I come off as a downer.

As far as the ex is concerned, it's over for the time being. We still talk & haven't ruled out gettin back together someday so who knows...

[Buffalo1]

Current

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/Victor7/Sto.jpg

Former

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/Victor7/damn.jpg

Those are the greatest pants I have ever seen, thank you Victor.:n4clapping:

[JoeMama]

Those are the greatest pants I have ever seen, thank you Victor.:n4clapping:

That's Keyra Augustina.

Otherise known as "Mystery Booty" since she put a video of herself on the internet without showing her face at first.

Here are the pics.

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/keyra/pics/

Here's the video.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2666608

[Buffalo1]

Unbelievable body, thank you Joemama

[Lucidvizion]

Have to be careful with the redheads..

QFT

My wife...

[Lucidvizion]

...

[sukie]

Jesus... The red head parade keeps on rocking. Very pretty Lucid. Red heads are a crap shoot... Either very hot or Opie Taylor. You all found the former.

[TRIPLE P]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/16509420661.jpg

My Chicago girl...met in college, never really "dated" but we know each other well...in the biblical sense.

I stay there when I'm in Chicago, she stays here when she comes home to visit....no complaints, shes a giver and is very open to anything.

[TRIPLE P]

http://f5.putfile.com/6/16509420661.jpg

My Chicago girl...met in college, never really "dated" but we know each other well...in the biblical sense.

I stay there when I'm in Chicago, she stays here when she comes home to visit....no complaints, shes a giver and is very open to anything.

Damn...Marissa shut down the thread? Is she that ugly?

[Stealth01]

She reminds me of my second cousin, Julie, only with brown hair instead of blonde.

She's a pretty girl, WXP. But mine's still hottest, damn it. Even if she does hate my guts most of the time!

[TRIPLE P]

She reminds me of my second cousin, Julie, only with brown hair instead of blonde.

She's a pretty girl, WXP. But mine's still hottest, damn it. Even if she does hate my guts most of the time!


Oh I'm not worried...shes not my girlfriend...

Shes like that girl that you always end up talking too, even if you know you shouldn't.....we learned ALOT together.

[jaymitch84]

Damn...Marissa shut down the thread? Is she that ugly?

Either that or our fearless thread leader thought she was a little too attractive and is off looking for more tissues.

[NorthwesternFan]

1.Victor
2.Joe Mama
3.Coach C
4.WXP
5.JayMitch
6.LucidVicion
7.Orange Nation
8.Stealth
9.Pmoon

[TRIPLE P]

This was my agnostic old lasy for the past year.

So sexually liberated. Sharp as a tack. Eyes that burned like cigarettes.

But the relationship got WAY too serious. Marriage talk came up a few times. I cracked under the pressure & ended it.

Which is a shame & probably stupid on my part.

But hey, what a fun year.
http://www.buffalorange.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6085&stc=1&d=1150318162



Whats up with that bruise on her stomach Joe? She talked back to you huh?

JK ;)

[JoeMama]

Whats up with that bruise on her stomach Joe? She talked back to you huh?

JK ;)

LOL!

That one wasn't my fault.

I can only take credit for the ones I know to have caused.

[Ru]

This whole redhead thing is kinda weird. Here's a picture of my wife of 6 years.

6094

[Stealth01]

This whole redhead thing is kinda weird. Here's a picture of my wife of 6 years.

6094

No wonder Bills fans are always so bitter. We all freakin live with redheads...high stress living arrangements! :D

[pmoon6]

No wonder Bills fans are always so bitter. We all freakin live with redheads...high stress living arrangements! :D Lady Clairol an turn them into anything....including a redhead. By the way, are all you guys SURE that you significant other is a redhead? Only her hairdresser will know for sure.:D

[Scary Good]

You guys are lucky, all attractive. I'm still boning the most willing high school senior.

[Stealth01]

Lady Clairol an turn them into anything....including a redhead. By the way, are all you guys SURE that you significant other is a redhead? Only her hairdresser will know for sure.:D

Yes, I am absolutely positive. How do I know? Simple. The carpet matches the drapes. :)

[Stealth01]

You guys are lucky, all attractive. I'm still boning the most willing high school senior.

And there is NOTHING wrong with that!

[Lucidvizion]

Yes, I am absolutely positive. How do I know? Simple. The carpet matches the drapes. :)

Carpet? What's that? :)

[pmoon6]

Yes, I am absolutely positive. How do I know? Simple. The carpet matches the drapes. :)I knew somebody would come up with that. Congrats, Stealth. Maybe I can be Dean Martin to your Jerry Lewis.:D

[Stealth01]

Hee hee hee.

[Jayhawk]

1.Victor
2.Joe Mama
3.Coach C
4.WXP
5.JayMitch
6.LucidVicion
7.Orange Nation
8.Stealth
9.Pmoon
is that the list of the one's your jerking too?

[Stealth01]

is that the list of the one's your jerking too?

In that case, I'm GLAD my wife fell to #8. :)

[Jayhawk]

if I put my girl up, I'd blow you all out of the water, but she won't let me. Smart actually

[Stealth01]

Still pretending you're Mr. Bilson, eh?

[Victor7]

lol !

[Jayhawk]

Still pretending you're Mr. Bilson, eh?
nope.

[NorthwesternFan]

Still pretending you're Mr. Bilson, eh?


LOL! Why would the man change his last name?

[pmoon6]

1.Victor
2.Joe Mama
3.Coach C
4.WXP
5.JayMitch
6.LucidVicion
7.Orange Nation
8.Stealth
9.PmoonOooooh, you dropped the old lady to number 9? I hope she never meets you man or she be puttin' a righteous ass whoopin' on ya.:D

[Jayhawk]

oooh ooh can she?

[CoachC.]

Sorry. I posted a late entry pic, but it was too blury.

[SCBILLFAN1]

I married a red head also. She's making my life a living hell. I think red heads are bred by the devil. Their a lot of fun but they steal your soul.

[Stealth01]

I married a red head also. She's making my life a living hell. I think red heads are bred by the devil. Their a lot of fun but they steal your soul.

+1

:n4clapping:

[Scary Good]

I'm talking to this new chick...she's way out of my league, if we make it official..she'll blow ya'll out of the water :)

[TRIPLE P]

I'm talking to this new chick...she's way out of my league, if we make it official..she'll blow ya'll out of the water :)


You know that they have to be legal right? :FBH: