How old were you when you lost your virginity(stories required)

[NorthwesternFan]

Should be a fun thread..


I bet 35Pete's story goes something like this..

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[35Pete]

Dude. Join the "I had some booty club" and then we'll chat.

Known members: Everyone here except those that feel the need to flush the nozzle three times a day.

[WhiteRabbit]

Dude. Join the "I had some booty club" and then we'll chat.

Known members: Everyone here except those that feel the need to flush the nozzle three times a day.

Throw him a bone Petey -- he's saving himself for marriage ...

At least that's what I hope his story is!

:D

Just playin'

[uppy]

Spam

[LVBillsfan]

Certain people should just keep themselves out of the gene pool. :)

[Jayhawk]

we should place bets what his next one is

[Ru]

The natural progression of his thread topics would lead me to believe his next one will be:

"How big is your wang? (Descriptions of length and width required; pictures if possible)"

[njsue]

OMG :guy:

[JLB]

The natural progression of his thread topics would lead me to believe his next one will be:

"How big is your wang? (Descriptions of length and width required; pictures if possible)"

Thats also how I think it will go. Ru you know how to say something in just the right way. So what about it? I was 17 details not very important lets just say the second time was better.

[coastal]

I love this guy...

why don't you answer his question?

I lost my virginity in that gazebo @ Green Lake in Orchard Park.

I was 18.

I almost lost it when I was 14, but I was just utterly shocked I had my fingers in a high school senior (who just so happened to be a gymnast) that I didn't even think to go for the home run.

I then went through a 4 year dry spell and have been hitting em straight and long ever since.

[JLB]

Never experienced the dry spell. So whats that like?

[coastal]

Never experienced the dry spell. So whats that like?
http://www.buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=91224

[Jayhawk]

phins fan response = I was 32 when I had my mother



Bills fans ----- I did it under the playground in fifth grade

[JLB]

I love this guy...

why don't you answer his question?

I lost my virginity in that gazebo @ Green Lake in Orchard Park.

I was 18.

I almost lost it when I was 14, but I was just utterly shocked I had my fingers in a high school senior (who just so happened to be a gymnast) that I didn't even think to go for the home run.

I then went through a 4 year dry spell and have been hitting em straight and long ever since.

Great job so this is the location. Your description is also quite easy to imagine. The home run statement also excellent congrats. I will wait and see if anybody can top your story with pictures. But somehow I don`t think that will happen. Great job coastal. :gold:

[JLB]

Thats also how I think it will go. Ru you know how to say something in just the right way. So what about it? I was 17 details not very important lets just say the second time was better.



Look at coastals picture thats description and pictures who can top it.
I think nobody there is the challenge.

[Ru]

I could actually show a picture of where mine happened but I don't have a website to host the picture.

I was 16 at my hunting cabin with a girl named Marie.

[coastal]

pussies!

[pmoon6]

I was 17 also, in the back of a Volkswagon Beetle.

3 of my friends and I got head in the men's room at a CYO function when we were 15. Does that count? That's one of the reasons I've always had a fondness for Catholic girls.

[coastal]

I got head in the men's room at a CYO function when we were 15. Does that count?

not according to this man...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38712000/jpg/_38712171_clinton238.jpg

[pmoon6]

not according to this man...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38712000/jpg/_38712171_clinton238.jpg:rofl:

[JLB]

I was 17 also, in the back of a Volkswagon Beetle.

3 of my friends and I got head in the men's room at a CYO function when we were 15. Does that count? That's one of the reasons I've always had a fondness for Catholic girls.


You win the most important category the FIRST HEAD you bet it counts.:beers:

[Scary Good]

Nope, head doesn't count...it sure is fantastic though

[JLB]

Nope, head doesn't count...it sure is fantastic though


Ok but he still wins the first Head Category!!! Unless someone would like to announce something.:beers: I think it should still count. If only Bill C. could be reached that would settle this.

[pmoon6]

Nope, head doesn't count...it sure is fantastic thoughWell, when I was coming up finding a girl that would give head wasn't easy. It was easier to find a girl that would ****. From what I understand about today's youngsters, they think nothing nothing about laying a liplock on the big salami.

[uppy]

Well, when I was coming up finding a girl that would give head wasn't easy. It was easier to find a girl that would ****. From what I understand about today's youngsters, they think nothing nothing about laying a liplock on the big salami.

Clinton did one good thing for Americas young lads.

[JLB]

Clinton did one good thing for Americas young lads.


There is always some good in everybody !! :arizona:

[JoeMama]

I'm 40 years old, live in my mom's basement, play Magic The Gathering, & -- surprisingly -- I'm still a virgin.

Go figure that shit out.

[Gibby]

haven't banged her yet, but we're engaged. I'll send the wedding pics soon. Oh NWF, nothing wrong with waiting or not having a girlfriend yet and although I give you a difficult time please understand that its not because I hate your posts or you, its just that I just don't care.

[35Pete]

haven't banged her yet, but we're engaged. I'll send the wedding pics soon. Oh NWF, nothing wrong with waiting or not having a girlfriend yet and although I give you a difficult time please understand that its not because I hate your posts or you, its just that I just don't care.
You are kidding me? Right? You haven't taken the ole' diesel for a test drive before taking her off the lot? What if she is a shitty lay? You are STUCK with her or else having to explain all those $300 "outcalls" on your joint credit card statement.

[coastal]

rofl

[Scary Good]

Yeah its great... a lot of girls have been fortunate and willing enough to slob the knob in my career.

[Gibby]

You are kidding me? Right? You haven't taken the ole' diesel for a test drive before taking her off the lot? What if she is a shitty lay? You are STUCK with her or else having to explain all those $300 "outcalls" on your joint credit card statement.

I'm sure I will have nothing to worry about with my fiance. She is an awesomely attractive woman. I'm sure I won't have to worry about her skill set.
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[wolfpack]

You don't buy the shoes unless you try them on!

[35Pete]

I was 17 also, in the back of a Volkswagon Beetle.

3 of my friends and I got head in the men's room at a CYO function when we were 15. Does that count? That's one of the reasons I've always had a fondness for Catholic girls.
A blowjob at 15 demonstrates outstanding sexual prowess. Kudos. And the catholic girls are taught that by the nuns. Accepted practice by the Vatican so the priests don't put a bun in the nun's oven. And they are all still virgins!

[pmoon6]

A blowjob at 15 demonstrates outstanding sexual prowess. Kudos. And the catholic girls are taught that by the nuns. Accepted practice by the Vatican so the priests don't put a bun in the nun's oven. And they are all still virgins!

Clinton got "blowjob is not sex" from Vatican II.

Nun's butts are loose for a reason. But "technically" they are still saving themselves for Jesus. And beneath that habit cover of their's is one hell of a mop of shiny hair. All that protein from the pastor.Well, I don't know about the sexual prowess part, we just happened upon a Catholic girl with a tiny little mustache at a dance that wanted to be popular with all the boys. Funny thing about the nuns, I used to deliver the Courier Express to the neighborhood nunery, sometimes when I rang the doorbell to collect, one of the priests would be leaving. Must have been a theological meeting of the minds, eh?

[shiva2999]

haven't banged her yet, but we're engaged. I'll send the wedding pics soon. Oh NWF, nothing wrong with waiting or not having a girlfriend yet and although I give you a difficult time please understand that its not because I hate your posts or you, its just that I just don't care.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I can just see it now.

Gibby, after suffering from blue balls for years, finally gets to say "I do" with his lovely Lurleen.

The wedding is great, the reception is fantastic, and Gibby is just throbbing with anticipation of plundering that virgin orifice.

Finally the happy couple climb inot their limo to the sound of cheers and calls of "Give 'er the old high, hard one Gibby!" and "Bone her so hard she starts speaking in tongues Gibby!"

By the time they arrive back at their honeymoon palace, Gibby has a woody that's starting to tear through his pants. He thinks to himself "This is what OJ must have felt like the first time he ****ed Nicole!"

Lurleen, usually a model of Christian propriety, has a look in her eye like a tigress in heat. The smell of powdered tuna is in the air. Gibby sweeps her up off her feet and carries her across the threshold, and slams the motel door behind him. Lurleen reaches up and grabs Gibby behind the head and mashes her lips to his and shoves her tongue so far down his throat she can taste what he had for lunch.

When she comes up for air she whispers "Baby, I drank too much malt liquor tonite. I swear I just don't feel like myself! Put me down and let me show you what you've been waiting for all this time."

Gibby puts her down and she backs seductively to the end of the bed, absolutely ravishing in her snow white wedding dress and her long white veil.

"Now you don't move, yuh hear, until I tell you baby."

Gibby gulps hard as Lurleen reaches up and grabs the bodice of her dress and pulls it down, revealing a magnificent set of gazongas. She licks her fingers then starts to tweak her nipples, making them stand out at least a half inch.

Lurleen says "You like baby?" Gibby is struck dumb, and can only gasp out "God has truly blessed you with the ability to breast feed many children!"

With that, she reaches down and starts to pull her skirt up ever so slowly and says "If you liked that sugar, this is gonna rock your world!"

First Gibby sees her pretty size seven feet clad in a pair of three inch stillettos with ankle straps around two perfect ankles. The up the white tosking clad legs, past the knees, past the thighs bulging ever so slightly over the top of the stockings. Past the garter belt and up to her belly to reveal her holiest of holies covered by a miniscule triangle of white silk. It was sopping wet. She sticks a finger behind the triangle and moans. She brings out the finger and sticks it in her mouth and sucks on it. She growls Ooooh Gibby, the thought of what your going to do to me makes me hotter than the asphalt at Talledega Racetrack!"

Gibby starts to move to Lurleen, he just can't take it any more, but Lurleen stops him.

"No no darlin', not just yet. I've still got some things to show you."

Lurleen throws herself back on the bed and spreads her legs wide. She pulls her g string aside to reveal a pink and swollen gash, all hairless and perfumed.

Gibby, mesmerized, swears it's actually calling his name.

He cries, "Lurleen, wife, let me come to you now and consummate the marriage!!

Lurleen says "NO not quite yet husband, I've got one other thing to show you!"

She then flips over onto all fours, sticks her magnificent ass up in the air, reaches around and grabs her ass cheeks and pulls them wide and screams "Now Gibby! Take me know! Your virgin begs you, **** me! **** ME HARD!"

Well Gibby doesn't need to be told twice. He drops his pants around his ankles, grabs his dick and shuffles forward, obseesed with possessing what he's dreamed about for so long. He pauses, taking one last look at that desperately hungry **** and that cute as a rosebud butthole, yells "Geronimo!", and just as he's about to plunge in, A huge explosion and a brilliant white flash knocks him on his backside.

Gibby screams "OMG, it's Osama!"

But then a soothing voice says "No Gibby, it is I, Jesus, come to take you to heaven. Behold the second coming!"

Then, through the smoke, Gibby sees his Lord and Saviour reach out to him.

Gibby stammers "Well uh, Lord, could you go get someone else first and come back to me in about 15 minutes?"

"Sorry my son" says Jesus, "I'm on a tight schedule".

Jesus picks up Gibby and his clothes magically drop away, although his boner doesn't.

As they fly up into the sky, Gibby asks Jesus, "What about Lurleen. Isn't she coming?

"No my son, "says Jesus. "Anal sex with the whole football team is an automatic disqualification."

[SweetLee8 3PlayaWha?]

I was 14 and she was a model.

[Billsman]

Oh man... This is a goody for the Private VIP forum.

[shotgun]

northenwestern is still wateing for Guy to put out lol

[35Pete]

Oh man... This is a goody for the Private VIP forum.
I just saw Shiva's post. I don't know. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to wet my pants.

[coastal]

The smell of powdered tuna is in the air.

Like the whole thing wasn't funny enough, you had to throw this little quip in there.

ROTFLMAO!

[pmoon6]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I can just see it now.

Gibby, after suffering from blue balls for years, finally gets to say "I do" with his lovely Lurleen.

The wedding is great, the reception is fantastic, and Gibby is just throbbing with anticipation of plundering that virgin orifice.

Finally the happy couple climb inot their limo to the sound of cheers and calls of "Give 'er the old high, hard one Gibby!" and "Bone her so hard she starts speaking in tongues Gibby!"

By the time they arrive back at their honeymoon palace, Gibby has a woody that's starting to tear through his pants. He thinks to himself "This is what OJ must have felt like the first time he ****ed Nicole!"

Lurleen, usually a model of Christian propriety, has a look in her eye like a tigress in heat. The smell of powdered tuna is in the air. Gibby sweeps her up off her feet and carries her across the threshold, and slams the motel door behind him. Lurleen reaches up and grabs Gibby behind the head and mashes her lips to his and shoves her tongue so far down his throat she can taste what he had for lunch.

When she comes up for air she whispers "Baby, I drank too much malt liquor tonite. I swear I just don't feel like myself! Put me down and let me show you what you've been waiting for all this time."

Gibby puts her down and she backs seductively to the end of the bed, absolutely ravishing in her snow white wedding dress and her long white veil.

"Now you don't move, yuh hear, until I tell you baby."

Gibby gulps hard as Lurleen reaches up and grabs the bodice of her dress and pulls it down, revealing a magnificent set of gazongas. She licks her fingers then starts to tweak her nipples, making them stand out at least a half inch.

Lurleen says "You like baby?" Gibby is struck dumb, and can only gasp out "God has truly blessed you with the ability to breast feed many children!"

With that, she reaches down and starts to pull her skirt up ever so slowly and says "If you liked that sugar, this is gonna rock your world!"

First Gibby sees her pretty size seven feet clad in a pair of three inch stillettos with ankle straps around two perfect ankles. The up the white tosking clad legs, past the knees, past the thighs bulging ever so slightly over the top of the stockings. Past the garter belt and up to her belly to reveal her holiest of holies covered by a miniscule triangle of white silk. It was sopping wet. She sticks a finger behind the triangle and moans. She brings out the finger and sticks it in her mouth and sucks on it. She growls Ooooh Gibby, the thought of what your going to do to me makes me hotter than the asphalt at Talledega Racetrack!"

Gibby starts to move to Lurleen, he just can't take it any more, but Lurleen stops him.

"No no darlin', not just yet. I've still got some things to show you."

Lurleen throws herself back on the bed and spreads her legs wide. She pulls her g string aside to reveal a pink and swollen gash, all hairless and perfumed.

Gibby, mesmerized, swears it's actually calling his name.

He cries, "Lurleen, wife, let me come to you now and consummate the marriage!!

Lurleen says "NO not quite yet husband, I've got one other thing to show you!"

She then flips over onto all fours, sticks her magnificent ass up in the air, reaches around and grabs her ass cheeks and pulls them wide and screams "Now Gibby! Take me know! Your virgin begs you, **** me! **** ME HARD!"

Well Gibby doesn't need to be told twice. He drops his pants around his ankles, grabs his dick and shuffles forward, obseesed with possessing what he's dreamed about for so long. He pauses, taking one last look at that desperately hungry **** and that cute as a rosebud butthole, yells "Geronimo!", and just as he's about to plunge in, A huge explosion and a brilliant white flash knocks him on his backside.

Gibby screams "OMG, it's Osama!"

But then a soothing voice says "No Gibby, it is I, Jesus, come to take you to heaven. Behold the second coming!"

Then, through the smoke, Gibby sees his Lord and Saviour reach out to him.

Gibby stammers "Well uh, Lord, could you go get someone else first and come back to me in about 15 minutes?"

"Sorry my son" says Jesus, "I'm on a tight schedule".

Jesus picks up Gibby and his clothes magically drop away, although his boner doesn't.

As they fly up into the sky, Gibby asks Jesus, "What about Lurleen. Isn't she coming?

"No my son, "says Jesus. "Anal sex with the whole football team is an automatic disqualification.":rofl: Another gem from the master.

[JLB]

:nutkick: This story meant for your enjoyment and his of course producer director "The OUTLAW" who is Shiva !!:rofl:

[TRIPLE P]

I was 15 at Little Sibs weekend at Miami University with my buddy visiting his older sister.

I was with the younger sister of my buddies sisters roomate....

you follow?

Anyway.... awsome.

[Gibby]

Shiva you Bastardly old rogue. Damn that story was insulting, but Hilarious. My luck something like that would happen.

[jimmifli]

My first time as a haiku:

I saw, I conquered,
And in a reverse of things
It was then I came.

[coastal]

My first time as a haiku:

I saw, I conquered,
And in a reverse of things
It was then I came.
kick ass.

[jimmifli]

kick ass.

actually it was more like this:

this haiku does not
last long enough either

[35Pete]

Shiva you Bastardly old rogue. Damn that story was insulting, but Hilarious. My luck something like that would happen.
Glad you have a sense of humor. :)

[Woody]

I lost my virginity on a beach in Mississippi when I was 18. I was down there for Technical Training and I met this girl who just got out of boot camp. She was a stink-ass hoe who needed to get boned(like most who get out of boot camp).

I laid the hammer down... she couldn't believe that I was a virgin. Talk about a boost of confidence. :niterider

[Lucidvizion]

:rofl: @ the responses in this thread.

My first time has no good story to go with it. I was 16 and it was with my girlfriend of half a year.