JayHall93
April 27th, 2006, 5:47:15 PM
Disclaimer, this is not a serious mock draft. Have fun.
1 1 Houston- Paul Pinegar, QB Fresno St. The Texans are convinced that a Fresno State QB is the answer. Pinegar fits the bill. He immediately signs a 20 year deal worth 8.1 million.
2 2 New Orleans- Mark Anderson, DE Alabama. They weren't joking.. His stock is really rising.
3 3 Tennessee- Reggie McNeal, QB Texas A&M. Instead of drafting McNair's understudy, they draft Young's. Ooops.
4 4 N.Y. Jets- Paul Mcquistan, OT Weber State. With the two quarterbacks off the board, the JETS opt for an OT. McQuistan is overjoyed; d'brick leaves radio city music hall and petitions for a 5th season at virginia.
5 5 Green Bay- Terna Nande, OLB Miami (OH). The Pack stay true to several mocks and take an OLB. Brett Favre announces his immediate retirement.
6 6 San Francisco- Delanie Walker, WR Central Missouri St. Alex Smith demands to be traded unless they trade up and take Vernon Davis.
7 7 Oakland- Reggie Bush, RB USC. Al Davis proclaims his ingenious scouting allows him to take the top player available at #7.
8 8 Buffalo- D'brickashaw Ferguson, OT Virginia. Marv Levy smiles wide with pride, snatching the top OL after all. His hopes are dashed quickly though, as d'bricks request to reenter virginia is granted; leaving levy to trade his remaining day 1 picks to jacksonville for mike williams.
9 9 Detroit- Santonio Holmes, WR Ohio State. Matt Millen is taken hostage by ravenous lions fans; disgusted that they now will have 4 WR's making up 75% of their salary cap.
10 10 Arizona- Vince Young, QB Texas. See, I got my guy after all shrugs denny green! He immediately trades the next 10 years first rounders to saint louis, and chooses mario williams to fill out his D.
1 1 Houston- Paul Pinegar, QB Fresno St. The Texans are convinced that a Fresno State QB is the answer. Pinegar fits the bill. He immediately signs a 20 year deal worth 8.1 million.
2 2 New Orleans- Mark Anderson, DE Alabama. They weren't joking.. His stock is really rising.
3 3 Tennessee- Reggie McNeal, QB Texas A&M. Instead of drafting McNair's understudy, they draft Young's. Ooops.
4 4 N.Y. Jets- Paul Mcquistan, OT Weber State. With the two quarterbacks off the board, the JETS opt for an OT. McQuistan is overjoyed; d'brick leaves radio city music hall and petitions for a 5th season at virginia.
5 5 Green Bay- Terna Nande, OLB Miami (OH). The Pack stay true to several mocks and take an OLB. Brett Favre announces his immediate retirement.
6 6 San Francisco- Delanie Walker, WR Central Missouri St. Alex Smith demands to be traded unless they trade up and take Vernon Davis.
7 7 Oakland- Reggie Bush, RB USC. Al Davis proclaims his ingenious scouting allows him to take the top player available at #7.
8 8 Buffalo- D'brickashaw Ferguson, OT Virginia. Marv Levy smiles wide with pride, snatching the top OL after all. His hopes are dashed quickly though, as d'bricks request to reenter virginia is granted; leaving levy to trade his remaining day 1 picks to jacksonville for mike williams.
9 9 Detroit- Santonio Holmes, WR Ohio State. Matt Millen is taken hostage by ravenous lions fans; disgusted that they now will have 4 WR's making up 75% of their salary cap.
10 10 Arizona- Vince Young, QB Texas. See, I got my guy after all shrugs denny green! He immediately trades the next 10 years first rounders to saint louis, and chooses mario williams to fill out his D.