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nehemiah
March 7th, 2006, 10:34:19 PM
Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to **** your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.
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Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.
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The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html

sukie
March 7th, 2006, 10:37:35 PM
His name is "Johnson" :cool4:

sukie
March 7th, 2006, 10:42:05 PM
Could ya blame ole Johnson?
http://www.chatjungle.com/petsgallery2_files/image012.jpg:lolhair:

sukie
March 7th, 2006, 10:51:11 PM
http://www.nworbcire.com/sheepdate.jpg

I'm just drawn to this thread...:robinbox:

nehemiah
March 7th, 2006, 10:53:10 PM
I'm just drawn to this thread...like a fireman to his sheep... sukie is drawn to a thread.

sukie
March 7th, 2006, 10:55:24 PM
:odie: Like moth to flame.
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/c/bush_sheep.jpg

smaweet
March 7th, 2006, 11:11:06 PM
http://www.truthtree.com/images/dolly1.jpg


We could create the sexiest sheep ever; then we could clone it for the masses!

smaweet
March 7th, 2006, 11:19:02 PM
oh my god..just read the police report



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep3.html





Things like this is what leads to diseases like AIDs. We have strip joints for the losers for the betterment of the rest of society; stop trying to get rid of these places!

gilchristfan
March 7th, 2006, 11:19:26 PM
I'm just drawn to this thread...:robinbox:

Here, I'm sending you one for Christmas:

http://www.susanssextoys.com/susans-sex-shop/images/sheep.jpg

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35Pete
March 8th, 2006, 12:17:42 AM
Here, I'm sending you one for Christmas:

http://www.susanssextoys.com/susans-sex-shop/images/sheep.jpg

Dolly - The Inflatable Sheep

No stag night, bachelor party or Welshman should be without one! Good old Dolly the inflatable sheep will satisfy all.

This product was added to our catalog on Monday 10 November, 2003

http://www.susanssextoys.com/susans-sex-shop/product_info.php/products_id/322
OMG!!!! :rofl:

Woody
March 8th, 2006, 4:17:25 AM
That's sad. At least the guy admitted he needs help. :niterider

Meathead
March 8th, 2006, 10:50:55 AM
you think thats a bad doll check this out

http://www.dimout.com/fatty-patty-love-doll.html

warning: hideous partial nudity with nipples (gasp)

rob on the job
March 8th, 2006, 10:57:20 AM
All the sheep say there will never be another ewe.