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radicallacrosse
February 5th, 2006, 12:44:38 AM
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7216762273

Read the Q&A's... some good ones!

Q: Could you please ask Jose to grow a mustache and stop shaving his armpits for two weeks? He would be a great female figure skater for our country in Turin. Thank you, Poland

A: Jose is unable to grow facial hair properly.

Theodore attempts suicide in Montreal Subway system WebPosted Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:59:58 EST CBC Sports Montreal's Jose Theodore recent less than stellar play may have been behind his attempted suicide in Montreal's subway system, known as the Metro to locals. Allegedly, Theodore jumped in the tracks moments before the subway train was to pass. He was nearly struck, yet was very lucky when the subway train went through his legs.

Q: Is he single? Love, Wendel Clark
A: Ask Mike Ribeiro

Q: IS there any chance he would be available for the special Olympics? We need a back-up.

A: You ask too much.

Q: Sorry, I was looking for the washed up Lalime or Belfour...can you post another auction for them?

A: Where I can picture a Belfour auction in the near future, I don't think it would be fair to sell Lalime without just putting the whole Blues organisation on the block. Shall we say opening bid, box of lint?

BeastMode Deep
February 5th, 2006, 1:12:30 AM
no one will buy, noit worth a ****in cent

Ralonzo
February 5th, 2006, 1:22:45 AM
Not even a cent with a big maple leaf on the back!

Ralonzo
February 5th, 2006, 3:16:33 PM
Know what the funniest part of that listing is?

"The seller ended this listing early because the item was lost or broken."