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Billsman
November 18th, 2005, 6:05:49 PM
:chugga: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the Buffalo Range little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.


"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but
why have you only ordered beer all evening?"


The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

sukie
November 18th, 2005, 6:07:34 PM
I thought you were looking for an invite to the sports garage... I have 3.5 cases for tonight. I hope some rangers are coming down for the Fins game to party with me and Pete.

Guy Incognito
November 19th, 2005, 1:41:09 PM
Richman is living the life.

Jayhawk
November 19th, 2005, 1:57:25 PM
beer good.

NoCtUrNaL
November 19th, 2005, 4:58:24 PM
.....

An Irishman, Englishman and Scottsman go into a pub
and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender
hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each
of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away
and demands another pint.

The Scottsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between
his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard!
Spit it out!"

NoCtUrNaL
November 19th, 2005, 4:58:24 PM
.....

An Irishman, Englishman and Scottsman go into a pub
and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender
hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each
of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away
and demands another pint.

The Scottsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between
his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard!
Spit it out!"