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PUCKER

August 16th, 2005, 1:23:44 AM

I thought this was cute. :D

<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a PUCKER</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts competetiveness<BR>
1 part arrogance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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l3ills

August 16th, 2005, 2:11:10 AM

How to make a BILLiever
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

BanditsRock11

August 16th, 2005, 2:47:04 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
1 part intelligence<BR>
3 parts self-sufficiency<BR>
3 parts beauty</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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Woody

August 16th, 2005, 9:06:13 AM

Yep.. that's me. :niterider

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts anger<BR>
1 part brilliance<BR>
3 parts instinct</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 9:26:21 AM

What a freakin' ripoff.

Not even a full recipe ... the damn thing just gives up midway thorugh.

And it spelled "ingredients" incorrectly.

Like it had Alzheimer's or something.

<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a rob on the job</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
3 parts friendliness<BR>
1 part self-sufficiency<BR>
1 part </font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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nehemiah

August 16th, 2005, 9:29:51 AM

How to make a nehemiah
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts courage
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

"a sprinkle of sadness" :rofl:

rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 9:30:40 AM

..."a sprinkle of sadness" :rofl:

Hahahahaha!

Brother Nehemiah is a crying drunk!

nehemiah

August 16th, 2005, 9:36:02 AM

Hahahahaha!

Brother Nehemiah is a crying drunk!i prefer merciful and courageous. :lowblow:

:)

rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 9:46:07 AM

i prefer merciful and courageous. :lowblow: :)

Until you get drunk and start bawling. Hahahahaha!

nehemiah

August 16th, 2005, 9:51:07 AM

:alien:

check out http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/

you are second from the top. ya weirdo. :)

Jayhawk

August 16th, 2005, 9:53:28 AM

hehe funny stuff.

TRIPLE P

August 16th, 2005, 10:03:45 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts Hatred for Miami<BR>
5 parts Deviant Sexuality<BR>
1 part Marijuana</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Mix in a pint glass, shake well, cover in McGahee jersey, send to Ralph Wilson Stadium</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 10:24:41 AM

:alien:

check out http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/

you are second from the top. ya weirdo. :)

Holy crow!

That dork bears a passing resemblance to me.

Nehemiah, I raise my half-completed drink to you.

rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 10:26:54 AM

Hey Willis --

"One part marijuana"?

Yeah, if that part weighs a POUND!

Also, I think you are missing another ingredient: "Two parts unbridled horniness."

TRIPLE P

August 16th, 2005, 10:38:14 AM

Hey Willis --

"One part marijuana"?

Yeah, if that part weighs a POUND!

Also, I think you are missing another ingredient: "Two parts unbridled horniness."

Maybe a few years ago... I've cut the sweet sweet herb way down....

Consequently horniness is at an all time high.

Mouldsie

August 16th, 2005, 2:58:17 PM

<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a MouldsRocks</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts football<BR>
5 parts brilliance<BR>
3 parts ego<br>
4 parts blazing speed and athleticism</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little umbrella with a Bills logo and a dash of Eric Moulds</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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l3ills

August 16th, 2005, 3:27:06 PM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts football<BR>
5 parts brilliance<BR>
3 parts ego<br>
4 parts blazing speed and athleticism</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little umbrella with a Bills logo and a dash of Eric Moulds</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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I dont even want to know what a dash of eric moulds means.

rob on the job

August 16th, 2005, 3:37:04 PM

I dont even want to know what a dash of eric moulds means.

ROFLMAO!

Mouldsie

August 16th, 2005, 3:41:57 PM

it adds zinc

BillsGirl1040

August 17th, 2005, 10:58:36 PM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
3 parts intelligence<BR>
5 parts brilliance<BR>
5 parts instinct</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little caring if desired!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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Merk

August 18th, 2005, 12:51:32 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
1 part anger<BR>
4 parts brilliance<BR>
3 part intelligence</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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I wonder what the proof is on this?

bad radio

August 18th, 2005, 11:00:31 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts intelligence<BR>
1 part crazyiness<BR>
3 parts leadership</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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Flan

August 18th, 2005, 11:37:41 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts intelligence<BR>
1 part ambition<BR>
1 part beauty</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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Victor7

August 18th, 2005, 11:45:45 AM

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<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
1 part success<BR>
5 parts intelligence<BR>
5 parts friendship</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Mix with some beer and or rum and lets have some fun !!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
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The REAL Sabres

August 18th, 2005, 4:45:18 PM

How to make a Sabrejeff
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part arrogance
5 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

HURLS

August 18th, 2005, 4:54:11 PM

HURLS

August 18th, 2005, 4:54:24 PM

How to make a Hurls
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts ambition
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Notice all the intelligence.

35Pete

August 18th, 2005, 6:47:31 PM

HURLS

August 18th, 2005, 6:53:13 PM

35Pete

10 parts 190 proof pure intelligence
5 parts wit
10 parts Bills fanatic
2 parts arrogance
1 part Oxycontin
20 parts success

Mix well. Cut into a line. Roll up a 100 dollar bill and snort the line.

Really? How come when I put your name in I get:

5 parts beer
3 parts Franks hot sauce
2 parts chili

Mix, and STAND THE ******* BACK!!!

35Pete

August 18th, 2005, 7:01:50 PM

My chilli won the Ft. Lauderdale Chilii Cookoff in (as far as I can remember I am drinking harcore now) 1999. Killer recipe.

sukie

August 18th, 2005, 7:03:51 PM

I didn't know that Pete... congrats you chili flinging bastard.

35Pete

August 18th, 2005, 7:12:09 PM

Chilli (update recipe)

3 lbs Ground beef
1 large white onion
1/3 cup of sugar
Two large bell peppers
4 tbs of Cumin
2 tbs of red pepper
4 large cans of crushed tomatoes
2 cans of whole tomatoes (crush with masher)
1/2 bulb of garlic
5 tbs of Chili powder
6 beef boullion cubes
4 shots of tequila
3 tspns of black pepper
2 tbs of salt.
4 cans of chili beans, strained and washed.

Brown ground beef. Add all ingredients. Simmer for 3 hours. Enjoy.

HURLS

August 18th, 2005, 7:40:18 PM

I had to mention the chili, didn't I? Lol

Still got a ticket to the Bucs game?

35Pete

August 19th, 2005, 7:34:46 AM

I had to mention the chili, didn't I? Lol

Still got a ticket to the Bucs game?
No extra ticket now. And that recipe is off the top of my head. I don't have it written down so I just guess at the amount of ingredients. Plus I have added Tequila to it but it is better without. Have you made any lately Hurl?

rob on the job

August 19th, 2005, 10:24:14 AM