Stupid Things you've...

[FootballChick0525]

Said or Done...

[FootballChick0525]

I hate rasins (why?) they are all wrinkley it feels like I am eating itty bitty old people.....


Ok I did not say this was on some stupid T.V. show....

[BillsGirl1040]

I have to roll up my Pant(ies)...


lol i honestly almost said that while i was playing twister...:D

[njsue]

I DO!!!

[dogginbox]

how do you roll up panties while youre wearing them?

[FootballChick0525]

ppl ppl just list stupid things

[The REAL Sabres]

Okay, okay, I got a good one... this thread.

[Jayhawk]

posted 7,000 + times at the zone.

[The REAL Sabres]

posted 7,000 + times at the zone.Hey c'mon, it can't be that bad.

Or did I just post another stupid thing? :hmm:

[Jayhawk]

jeff, that depends on your defintion of stupid.


my list dumb things done

1) couple ex's
2) 6 years in undergrad

[BillsGirl1040]

how do you roll up panties while youre wearing them?

lol i meant to say 'Pants' i dunno why panties almost came out...must be a freudian slip of some sort...although i dunno what sort...and i'd rather not know...

[Merk]

posted 7,000 + times at the zone.


What happened over at the Zone?


You seem to have much hate for them





As for listing somthing for this thread, I shot a kid w/ a potatoe gun about 5 years ago on Halloween and it crack 2 of his ribs

[BillsGirl1040]

ummm ate WAY too many sour patch kids and burned some of the taste buds off of my tongue...(that was about 3 years ago...) i couldn't taste anything for about a month...

i think i've done a lot of stupid things...

[24Impala]

visited TSW.. :bigsmile:

[24Impala]

lol i meant to say 'Pants' i dunno why panties almost came out...must be a freudian slip of some sort...although i dunno what sort...and i'd rather not know...


i reckon there is quite a difference in doing what you said and intended to say, lol

[Vessel17]

"Hey, how far away do you live from your house?"

[PUCKER]

If I list all my stupid things,it would take at least 2-3 pages. :shy:

Heres one,however:

Probably about 10 years sgo we were playing jarts and I threw one and it hit the girl right in her leg. I had no aim,but when she seen it coming,she shouldve moved so she is actually the stupid on one imo. :D

[pigpen65]

Probably about 10 years sgo we were playing jarts and I threw one and it hit the girl right in her leg. I had no aim,but when she seen it coming,she shouldve moved so she is actually the stupid on one imo. :D


LOL, that's funny as hell. How embarrassing would it be to have to go to the emergency room and say, "i have a jart stuck in my leg."


For me, i was shooting pool in a bar once and hit the other players ball (instead of the cue ball) into one of my own and ended up scratching. I don't know what the hell i was thinking, i just blanked out.

[Jayhawk]

What happened over at the Zone?


You seem to have much hate for them





As for listing somthing for this thread, I shot a kid w/ a potatoe gun about 5 years ago on Halloween and it crack 2 of his ribs
Let's put it this way, they were over there constantly telling me how bad of a poster I was, how gay I was, and how retarded I was. And that was after every post. Heck hereI got a welcome PM from one of the MODS here. this place is coo.

[TRIPLE P]

I was talking to this kid from high school, we'll call him kyle johnson.

So the conversation switches over to another class, and I say to Kyle, "yeah, theres this kids who talks all f'd up, i think he might be retarded or something"

Kyle says to me, "oh, you mean my BROTHER"


I was a little embarassed.

[Jayhawk]

oh ouch.

[BillsGirl1040]

Hey There Jayhawk :) and welcome!

Ummm...another stupid thing? my 'black eye' lol i'm not gonna tell anyone how that happened...either are you FC ;)

[rob on the job]

OK, true story:

I was with a group of four co-workers and we're eating lunch at a crowded Chinese restaurant. One guy starts making a joke about another guy getting cornholed by a local police chief. The imagery was too much and I laughed so hard I started to choke.

I'm laughing and choking at the same time, so I stand up to catch my breath. Doesn't work; I'm laughing so hard that I'm almost blind. I'm losing control in full view of everyone. With every eye on the place, I promptly FART. LOUDLY.

I was the talk of the rest of the lunch, if you can imagine.

[Jayhawk]

oh damn, that sucks man.

[njsue]

visited TSW.. :bigsmile:


:funnyguy:

[njsue]

Let's put it this way, they were over there constantly telling me how bad of a poster I was, how gay I was, and how retarded I was. And that was after every post. Heck hereI got a welcome PM from one of the MODS here. this place is coo.

Sounds just like the TROLLS on the stadiumwall.

[gilchristfan]

Heck hereI got a welcome PM from one of the MODS here. this place is coo.

Not from me. I hate people from Kansas.

[l3ills]

Ive been banned from 3 bills message boards. Thats about it.

[FootballChick0525]

I was at school this was a wile ago and I was driking soada. When I was talking to a friend about an assiment. Right in the middle of my sentence I burped so loud the whole room got quite.....

This was like 2 years ago.....

[Mouldsie]

FC was drunk when she started this thread. Don't deny it FC.







I never say or do stupid things because I am smarter than anyone else.

but seriously if i think of soemthing good i'll post it later

[Sparx]

I was swimming and I breathed in deep AFTER my head went under the water.

[FootballChick0525]

I was not drunk what are u talking about if i was drunk.... how would I have tiped if I was drunk???

[Jeanneret's LaLaLa]

OK here's one i did tonight at my hockey game, broke my $200 Synergy Si-core rite in half, after i got 2 goals and two assists, then, w/ 2 seconds left, and with an extremely shor tstick tht wasnt mine, i miss an empty net shot(the puck was bouncing n rolling somuch though) and come so close to teh hat trick. Then after tht, i get bombarded by all my friends i nthe corner of the rink n i get made fun of,lol. I was so stupid. The only good thing was that , i was able to give the one half of my stick to this little kid who was watching, it really made his day.

[Mouldsie]

I was not drunk what are u talking about if i was drunk.... how would I have tiped if I was drunk???
tiped?


don't you mean you were tipsy?

[FootballChick0525]

I was not......

[LVBillsfan]

Did a 3 wisemen shot after 6 other shots which were pretty rough in a drinking contest. Lost that one!

[Victor7]

crashed my car after a long night of drinking and nearly killed myself ....
Spilled an entire jar of coke on my girlfriend the first time she came to my house (I was 11 at the time)
... thats abou it

[rob on the job]

crashed my car after a long night of drinking and nearly killed myself ....
Spilled an entire jar of coke on my girlfriend the first time she came to my house (I was 11 at the time)
... thats abou it

Eleven years old is kinda young to have a cocaine habit, Vic.

[rob on the job]

This thread has brought up some memories I long ago repressed.

Like the time I was in 11th grade and was walking through school to my next class. I was going down the staircase when I lost my footing and fell ass over teacup down the flight. To top it off, I crashed into four girls ahead of me and sent them sprawling, like a big fat dump bowling ball knocking tenpins aside. Nobody was badly hurt, but I felt about an inch tall when it was all over.

[FootballChick0525]

my friend died his har red and he is a blond and he took the collor out way to soon... His hair was pink for like three months

[rob on the job]

OK, here's the dumbest of them all:

In the late summer of 1990, I wrote a newspaper column that off-handidly made the following prediction: While I loved the Bills, their bickering reputation from the previous season led me to believe that the Bills would not make their first Super Bowl in the 1990-91 season. In fact, I wrote, if the Bills make the Super Bowl, I would push a peanut down my town's Main Street with my nose.

Plans for the peanut-pushing began before halftime of the dismantling of the Raiders in the AFC Championship Game.

The peanut-pushing was held in the week before the Super Bowl. I showed up in a limousine and in a football uniform. Estimates were of 3,000 people on hand to watch Rob on the Job get his just dues for his big fat mouth. Main Street was laid out like a football field, 100 feet long. I started out on one goal line and pushed the GD peanut all the way. Then we all drank heavily.

For days afterward, I was interviewed by other newspapers, radio and even a few TV ... one more stupid angle during a Super Bowl Week that was desperate for news.

I never made another dumb-ass prediction like that again.

[г]

This thread has brought up some memories I long ago repressed.

Like the time I was in 11th grade and was walking through school to my next class. I was going down the staircase when I lost my footing and fell ass over teacup down the flight. To top it off, I crashed into four girls ahead of me and sent them sprawling, like a big fat dump bowling ball knocking tenpins aside. Nobody was badly hurt, but I felt about an inch tall when it was all over.

As long as you got to grab some boobie on the way down, it's all good

[Victor7]

OK, here's the dumbest of them all:

In the late summer of 1990, I wrote a newspaper column that off-handidly made the following prediction: While I loved the Bills, their bickering reputation from the previous season led me to believe that the Bills would not make their first Super Bowl in the 1990-91 season. In fact, I wrote, if the Bills make the Super Bowl, I would push a peanut down my town's Main Street with my nose.

Plans for the peanut-pushing began before halftime of the dismantling of the Raiders in the AFC Championship Game.

The peanut-pushing was held in the week before the Super Bowl. I showed up in a limousine and in a football uniform. Estimates were of 3,000 people on hand to watch Rob on the Job get his just dues for his big fat mouth. Main Street was laid out like a football field, 100 feet long. I started out on one goal line and pushed the GD peanut all the way. Then we all drank heavily.

For days afterward, I was interviewed by other newspapers, radio and even a few TV ... one more stupid angle during a Super Bowl Week that was desperate for news.

I never made another dumb-ass prediction like that again.

:rofl:

Wish I could've seen that !!! show us some pics Rob !!

[rob on the job]

:rofl:

Wish I could've seen that !!! show us some pics Rob !!

I think I have a few crammed into the bottom of a box in the attic. I'll see if I can fish it out.