Anyone like R.Kelly?

[Jro]

His 5 part series of songs called "trapped in the closet" is great.

anyone heard it? I'll post em once i get them all downloaded.

[TRIPLE P]

Like? ....like more than friends? Nope. He's a peeer

[Mouldsie]

i used to....


the world's greatest was a sweet song.


now i try and avoid his stuff

[BeastMode Deep]

"I wanna Piss on you" is a great song

[Jro]

haha

[GrapeDRINK]

"I wanna Piss on you" is a great song
lol, by far his best

[BanditsRock11]

"I wanna Piss on you" is a great song

"My life wont be complete until I turn your face into a toliet seat"


:rofl:

[24Impala]

http://images2.jokaroo.net/thumbs/kellypiss.jpg

[eSabre]

Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor
makes me wanna tell you something...

Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do I'll piss on you
I'll piss on you

Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'm a pee on cue
I can use karate (use karate)

I'm a pee on you
drip drip drip
pee on you
pour it on you
piss on you, piss on you

You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food

Only thing 'll make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you
Yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you
I'll piss on you

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you

Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you

[eSabre]

Normally I don't do this
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready?
Here we go

I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin'
and there's juice in the kitchen

That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss

I want to piss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to piss on you

[HURLS]

Isn't he the (alleged) pedophile? Or at least one of them? Great guy to follow.

[WhiteRabbit]

holy crap ... is this actually a thread in which people praise R. Kelly ... wow!!

[GrapeDRINK]

LOL we are making fun of him, how can you not know Chappelle??

[HURLS]

Who doesn't know dave Chappelle?

[GrapeDRINK]

Who doesn't know dave Chappelle?
Sounded like you guys thought the song parodies that are posted were his real songs.

[WhiteRabbit]

Sounded like you guys thought the song parodies that are posted were his real songs.

haha, that's true now that you mention is the "pee on you" song I have heard, none of the others. What's up with Chapelle now a days?? Any news on his rehab?

[BeastMode Deep]

haha, that's true now that you mention is the "pee on you" song I have heard, none of the others. What's up with Chapelle now a days?? Any news on his rehab?
He was never in rehab, he just realized he had friends that were taking advantage of him for his money and that he needed to get away from the spotlight for a while

[PUCKER]

I like 'I Believe I Can Fly' from the Space Jam Soundtrack. Good song.

[Mouldsie]

haha, that's true now that you mention is the "pee on you" song I have heard, none of the others. What's up with Chapelle now a days?? Any news on his rehab?
rehab? wtf?