It's Time for the DATING GAME.... (Applause!!!)

Before we get started, let's introduce our bachelors who will be vying for a romantic night out on the town w/ none other than the midget meister himself, the man who's ego needs it's own guest house, Doooouuuuuggg Fluuutie!!!

Doug: Hello Bob!!

Now, let's meet our contestants:

Born and raised in Ontario Canada, home of the Flutie Burger, and the place where 60% of longtime S.D. fans reside, it's bduff!!!

Bob: Hello duff! You say you're really not a Flutie Fanatic, but we saw you peeking at that cover of "CFL Idol", the one w/ Flutie on the cover in a "beefy boy" workout shirt, and we have ya on film as blushing!

duff: H'yuh! Shucks!

Now for our second contestant, please give up a warm welcome for Player6600!!!

Player lives in WNY but maintains a very close affinity w/ Ontario Canada. A true hockey lover and former player, 66 is searching for a soul mate that shares the same interest in athletics and someone that can join him in sharing those cold northern evenings by the fire!

66: Yesss! That's right Robert!

Lastly, we have a transplanted Canadian, now living in Michigan! He tried to get back in after Doug Flutie was cut and resigned in S.D., but the Canadians told him that because of the way he left, he's not even allowed a visa. That rings true w/ his last girlfriend as well, and well, now he's on the move for a relationship w/ someone to share his love for football.

Rude: Bite me Bob!

Bob: Alright then, before we get started, let's give our bachelors a warm round of applause as they answer Doug's questions to see which one of them gets to go out with Doug on a dream date!

Alright Doug, you have the floor, feel free to ask any of our bachelors questions that will help you decide whom to choose!

Doug: Bachelor #1, I've seen and read some of your posts on the BBI, and frankly, I've been less than impressed. You seem to say that I'm actually not the greatest from time to time, but then again I see you defend me in a manor that only someone who truly loved me would! I'm intrigued! Is this your way of flirting, and what are your true feelings for me?

duff: .................

[billsfanone]

LMAO

Wys,
Do you have flutiephobia?

:D

:cool:

duff: I'm sorry Doug! But I hope you understand what I have to deal with. It's not easy being a Bills fan from Ontario! Sometimes, ...sometimes I just get confused. But I promise I'd be a good date!

Doug: Bachelor #2; I like the way you "whack it to Rob" on the BBI!!! If we go out, how are you gonna "whack me?" (laughing...)

66: .......

[Justafan]

It's a good thing I wasn't included. ;)

[Justafan]

LOL .And ya all thought Rude was the funny one. Didn't know ya had it in ya wys!

66: Oh goodie! You gonna let me whack ya Doug? Are ya, are ya! I'll whack ya anyway you want it Mr. Flutie, sir!

Doug: Easy there 66... Bachelor #3, I respect you! On the BBI you SAY that you don't like me, but it's extremely obvious that you do! I like the way you operate; Subversively! If we go out, what are you gonna do to 'subvert' me? (Chuckles in the background...)

Rude: .....

[shiva2999]

There's nothing wrong with wings exercising his comedy chops over here. I'm sure Jeff and Fab are laughing.

However, I'd have to say that the "all his supporters are closet cases" angle works much better for Rob than it does for Doug, after all I'm sure that if you polled a representative sample of gay men the overwhelming majority would think Rob is way hotter than Doug. Oh, I know there are some whose idea of heaven is to do an obviously straight guy, but I think they're in the minority. Most would much rather join RJ in his hot tub and are encouraged by the fact that not only is Rob not married, we've never even heard of him having a girlfriend.

I am disappointed though, cuz when wys said he'd have to think up something to reply to the "Rob lovers" poll, I thought he'd do something about the Rob bashers, not do another variation on the "I hate Doug Flutie beyond all reason" thing that has driven everyone but him, Jeff and Fab off the smackdown board.

lmao WYS!

[RJbillsfan]

Go on now... i'm enjoying this! Who's gonna get the hot date?

Next do Rob with Ralph Wilson as one of the contestants!