Who'd win in a fight?

[The Professor]

Answer, then name another pair.

Lassie
vs
scooby doo

[2005 is the year!]

Answer, then name another pair.

Lassie
vs
scooby doo
Lassie. No weed factor.

Brittney Spears vs. Bono

[nehemiah]

Lassie vs scooby doo

lassie. scooby doo is a *****.

homer simpson vs peter griffin

[nehemiah]

Lassie. No weed factor.

Brittney Spears vs. Bono

darn it you beat me to it.

britney spears can scrap. i guarantee it. she's got the weight advantage too.

peter griffin vs. homer simpson.

[B-loCrew]

Lassie wins hands down. Lassie can fight off bears, wolves, and wild boars.
Scoobee is a homosexual that runs from ghosts.

[2005 is the year!]

darn it you beat me to it.

britney spears can scrap. i guarantee it. she's got the weight advantage too.

peter griffin vs. homer simpson.
If I could, I'd say "draw." Talk about separated at birth!

Hey, wait a minute! Has anyone ever seen them together in the same room? I wonder...

But since I can't say "draw," I'll put my money on Homer: when he's pi**ed off enough, he can be pretty mean.

Plus, I think he's in better shape because his kids are younger.

***

Michael Jackson and Bart Simpson

[2005 is the year!]

Lassie wins hands down. Lassie can fight off bears, wolves, and wild boars.
Scoobee is a homosexual that runs from ghosts.
Plus - he doesn't run too far before he gets winded.

[Mouldsie]

Bart Simpson







Aaron Rodgers or Alex Smith?

[pigpen65]

Rodgers. Smith is a twig.

Dan Connor (dad from Roseanne)

vs

Philip Banks (dad from Fresh Prince)

[B-loCrew]

Must go with the honorable Mr. Banks, he's a beast

[35Pete]

Scoobie Doo. He would pick up a baseball bat and smack the lights out of Lassie.

[Darksyde]

I say lassie would win unless scooby had scrappy in his corner...scrappy is a bitch
I hate bono go britney
Homer and pete would have a beer instead of fighting
I'm pretty sure Micheal Jackson would BEAT bart :gag:
Connor-banks i'm goin with Connor he had to deal with rosanne...enuf said



James Bond(sean connery) vs. James Bond(pierce brosnan) vs. James Bond(roger moore)

[bad radio]

James Bond(sean connery) vs. James Bond(pierce brosnan) vs. James Bond(roger moore)
Sean Connery is the only James Bond I officially recognize, so I have to say Connery.

Steven Hawking vs. Christopher Reeves


(please don't throw anything at me)

[BeastMode Deep]

christopher reeves, unless Steven Hawking has kryptonite.


Cartman vs Stewie

[Darksyde]

stewie is much smarter, but cartman has the wieght.....its the whole butterbean scenario


Buffalo Bills vs. Superbowl :shy:

[35Pete]

Buffalo Bills.

Mouldsrocks vs. The Rock

[Mouldsie]

MouldsRocks





35Pete or Pete and Pete (formerly of Nickolodeon)?

[Darksyde]

def. pete & pete. I mean c'mon Pete had a chick tat that danced on his forearm



PS2 vs. Xbox

[B-loCrew]

PS2

Magic Johnsons Aids' vs Vick's Herpes

[PUCKER]

Scooby-Doo would pummel Lassie and then run like mad! :beatchair

Magic Johnsons Aids'

Dagwood (from the comic strip Blondie) vs Moose Miller ( from the comic strip Moose & Molly)

[35Pete]

Moose Miller.

Telly Tubbies vs. Mr. Rogers.

[bad radio]

Mr. Rogers, no contest.

The Three Stooges Vs. The Marx Brothers

[RabidBillsFan]

Mr. Rogers, no contest.

The Three Stooges Vs. The Marx Brothers

The Three Stooges have all the weapons, AND experience!

The air horn couldn't save em... maybe a fiery cigar? :)

ME versus DreReedFan83 :theband: :theband: :uzi3: :thumbup:

[B-loCrew]

ME

roided up Barry Bonds vs. roided up Mark McGwire

[HURLS]

Roided up McGwire easily.

Tag Team Title Match:

MightyPeaceWarrior & me, vs. 35Pete and gr8slayer? No holds barred.

[radicallacrosse]

Pete and Slayer :lowblow:

Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny

[HURLS]

You suck, and you're gonna be banned. :D

[K-Gun]

Buggs is way funnier, but Mighty Mouse would stomp him.


Tucker Carlson vs. Alan Combs?

[35Pete]

Tucker Calson

Spiderman vs. The Tazmanian Devil

[TRIPLE P]

Tucker Calson

Spiderman vs. The Tazmanian Devil


Spiderman


GoBots vs Transformers

[TRIPLE P]

Spiderman


GoBots vs Transformers


Who am I kidding, Transformers.


OK,

Kids from Vacation vs Kids from Christmas Vacation

[Darksyde]

Xmas vacation



Rambo vs. Rocky

[35Pete]

Rambo

Jesus or Beelzabub?

[Darksyde]

The darksyde....




Hasslehoff (knight rider) vs. Hasslehoff ( baywatch)

[35Pete]

Hasselhoff (knight rider)

Bert or Earnie? (Sesame Street)

[TRIPLE P]

Hasselhoff (knight rider)

Bert or Earnie? (Sesame Street)


I'll take bert, but I think they'd just make out (you knew, right?)


Playboy Playmates vs Penthouse Pets

[35Pete]

Penhouse pets in a landslide.

Mother Theresa vs. Ghandi.

[PUCKER]

Ghandi

Rudolph vs Bambi

[35Pete]

Rudolph

Jimmy Swaggart vs. Jerry Falwell

[LALAFONTAINE]

Rodgers. Smith is a twig.

Dan Connor (dad from Roseanne)

vs

Philip Banks (dad from Fresh Prince)

Dan Connor. He's a linebacker from Penn State.

[Darksyde]

falwell



Charles Manson vs. John Wayne Gacy

[HURLS]

Manson would kick the clown's ass any day.

Brad May or Rob Ray?

[35Pete]

Manson. He'd have twenty women there with machine guns.

Ronald Reagan vs. George W. Bush

[HURLS]

Manson. He'd have twenty women there with machine guns.

Ronald Reagan vs. George W. Bush

late as usual. :D

[dasaybz]

Ernie, he's got more clout.

Flutie v Johnson

[Darksyde]

Rob Ray (cuz may has a glass fist and would get 1 punch)
Ronald Reagan ( cuz DUBYa is a pud)
Johnson ( flutie doesnt have the reach)


Sharipova vs. Kournikova

[PUCKER]

Kournikova

Godzilla vs King Kong

[Darksyde]

Str8 up Godzilla



DE Jr. vs DE Sr.

[TRIPLE P]

Str8 up Godzilla



DE Jr. vs DE Sr.


Sr. by a long shot, Jrs a good racer but I don't think of him as whipping anyones ass :car:


Jim Kelly vs Dan Marino

[35Pete]

Jimbo for sure!!!!!

Ellen Degeneres or Hilliary Rottweiler Clinton?

[TRIPLE P]

Jimbo for sure!!!!!

Ellen Degeneres or Hilliary Rottweiler Clinton?


Again I think they end up making out, but for sake of the thread...

Ellen, because guys are naturally stronger and bigger.


Jack Daniels vs Jose Cuervo

[Darksyde]

JACK DANIELS hands down WOOT WOOT



Jack Daniels(Black Label) vs. Jack Daniels(Green Label) vs. Jack Daniels(single barrel) vs. Jack Daniels(Gentlemen Jack)

[Sparx]

black


wolverine v. spawn

[Darksyde]

Spawn hands down



Disturbed vs. Sevendust

[TRIPLE P]

JACK DANIELS hands down WOOT WOOT



Jack Daniels(Black Label) vs. Jack Daniels(Green Label) vs. Jack Daniels(single barrel) vs. Jack Daniels(Gentlemen Jack)


Gentleman Jack, the others would be scrapping and he would bust out a pistol.


A King Cobra vs A Mad Dog

[35Pete]

Cobra. Because the dog would be dumb enough to stick its snout in front of it.

Liberace or Boy George? Who would win this cat fight?

[freedomfrypizza]

Liberace.

Richard Simmons vs Christopher Lowell

[35Pete]

Richard Simmons. Because I think he would scratch Lowell to death.

Porky Pig vs. Sylvester the Cat?

[Stealth01]

Sylvester. Cats take over the world.

Dan Rather or Tom Brokaw?

[Wing Eater]

Dan Rather, his lies fool Brokaw...

Cobra Commander or Skeletor

[PUCKER]

Cobra Commander

Bud Light vs Miller Lite

[35Pete]

Bud Lite

Barney or the Hamburgler?

[Darksyde]

Barney.....he's evil


Robo Cop vs. Judge Dredd

[35Pete]

Robo Cop. Dredd would have 2,000 rounds pumped into him in 10 seconds.

Fred or Barney?

[Sparx]

http://www.spawn.com/features/mm7/images/robocop.main.top.jpg
"Drop the gun, douchebag..."

[PUCKER]

Robo Cop. Dredd would have 2,000 rounds pumped into him in 10 seconds.

Fred or Barney?

Barney

Joe Montana s Steve Young

[Darksyde]

Joe Montana



O.J. Simpson vs. Robert Blake

[PUCKER]

O.J.

Rob Ray vs Matthew Barnaby

[Darksyde]

Not even a fight....Rob Ray



Mary-Kate vs. Ashley (Olsen Twins)

[35Pete]

Ashely.

Rupert Mudoch or Ted Turner?

[TRIPLE P]

Ashely.

Rupert Mudoch or Ted Turner?


Cowboy Ted


Snoopy vs Garfield?

[35Pete]

Garfield. He would scratch that wussy dog to death.

Jane Fonda vs. any Viet Namn vet?

[TRIPLE P]

Garfield. He would scratch that wussy dog to death.

Jane Fonda vs. any Viet Namn vet?


Vet, and to the victor go the spoils


George W Bush vs George Bush Sr.

[35Pete]

Jr. The old man is getting frail.

Bruce Willis vs Rosanne Barr.

[TRIPLE P]

Jr. The old man is getting frail.

Bruce Willis vs Rosanne Barr.


???

Willis if he can keep his distance and use a pistol. If Barr gets ahold of him however, lights out.


:shoot: vs :bazooka:

[bad radio]

Disturbed vs. Sevendust
Um...can they just kill each other?

Cancer vs. AIDS

[35Pete]

Cancer. It kills more people and for most it is not their fault.

Jimmy Hoffa vs. Gotti.

[Ru]

Cancer. It kills more people and for most it is not their fault.

Jimmy Hoffa vs. Gotti.

Gotti because he is greasier. He would be harder to get a good grip on.

Jeanine Garofalo vs. Ann Coulter

[pigpen65]

Gotti because he is greasier. He would be harder to get a good grip on.

Jeanine Garofalo vs. Ann Coulter


Garofalo would bitch slap her HARD!

Willis vs Travis?

[TRIPLE P]

Garofalo would bitch slap her HARD!

Willis vs Travis?

Willis, Travis would hold out.

Jordan vs Bird

[35Pete]

Jordan. Byrd is too lanky. He'd get his ass kicked.

Kermit the Frog or The Cookie Monster?

[TRIPLE P]

Jordan. Byrd is too lanky. He'd get his ass kicked.

Kermit the Frog or The Cookie Monster?


Like the song says "its not easy being green"

COOKIE!!!!



Gene Simmons vs Richard Simmons

[35Pete]

Gene Simmons. But I'll bet Richard just loves that tongue!

Daffy Duck vs. Porky Pig?

[The Professor]

Daffy is a bad ass.

Mortal Combat gang vs the Mighty Morphin power rangers?

[35Pete]

Mortal Combat. The Mighty Morphin power rangers are all wusses.

Robert Plant vs. Getty Lee?

[Darksyde]

Robert PlaNT



Gobots vs. Transformers

[PUCKER]

Transformers

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck

[35Pete]

Donald Duck. I hear his IQ is 185.

Jeane Claude Van Dam or Dolf Lungren?

[TRIPLE P]

Donald Duck. I hear his IQ is 185.

Jeane Claude Van Dam or Dolf Lungren?


JCVD, hiyaaaa!


zach thomas vs TKO in a no-holds barred street fight.

[pkschul]

It would be a TKO:

Huntsman spider:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/huntsman/Heteropoda_ZZ279_F2657.jpg


vs.

House Centipede:

http://entomology.tfrec.wsu.edu/pearent/images/misc/Asst/centip.jpg

[bad radio]

Definitely the spider (eeeewwgh). I've had those centipedes in my house before - you touch them and 20 legs fall off.


dial tone vs. busy signal

[buffmaniac]

Definitely dial tone. Busy signal is a puss



Homer Simpsom versus Peter Griffin

[Darksyde]

Homer Simpsom versus Peter Griffin


Did ya read this thread at all? That was post #4 on page #1





Home Depot vs. Lowes

[bad radio]

Home Depot vs. Lowes
You would think Home Depot wins this one, but Lowes is actually just all-around better. But I like orange, so I'm going with Home Depot.



Skinny Drug Addict Matthew Perry vs. Fat Recovering Addict Matthew Perry

[pkschul]

Skinny drug addict Matt. Wasn't he addicted to speed? Hyperactive drug heightened senses vs. depressed lethargy.

old school Buick Grand National
or
new school Subaru WRX

[TRIPLE P]

Did ya read this thread at all? That was post #4 on page #1





Home Depot vs. Lowes


Don't mean to call you out...but:

Post # 30, 1st page
Spiderman

GoBots vs Transformers



Robert PlaNT

Gobots vs. Transformers
:D

[Darksyde]

:erm: See what i mean at least someone reads the threads......lol



Old school Turbo V6 powa!!!!




Gas guzzlin V8 muscle vs. Puny little econo-crap 4 bangers

[35Pete]

V8 muscle.

Oprah Winfrey or Queen Latiffa?

[TRIPLE P]

V8 muscle.

Oprah Winfrey or Queen Latiffa?


If the prize is food, Oprah, if its money Latifah.

[35Pete]

Catherine Zeta Jones (YUMMY!!!) or Selma Hayek?

[The Professor]

Salma hayek, she is a big girl

The Trix Rabbit or the Lucky Charms guy.

[gr8slayer]

Lucky Charms Guy. That rabbit has some serious homosexual tendencies.

35Pete or gr8slayer :D

[PUCKER]

gr8slayer :D

Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth?

[bad radio]

Lucky Charms Guy. That rabbit has some serious homosexual tendencies.
What, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun doesn't?!?!

35Pete or gr8slayer :D
I don't know, man. With your apparent expertise in matters of homosexuality and Pete's list of firearms in that guns (http://buffalorange.com/showthread.php?t=67765) thread, I think I have to go with Pete. :D



Tupac vs. The World

(it's him against the world, you know)

[TRIPLE P]

Tupac vs. The World

(it's him against the world, you know)


I'm pretty sure the world already won that fight judging by how dead Pac is.




Spy vs Spy?

[bad radio]

we skipped Pucker...

Aunt Jemima. Mrs. Butterworth is a white-bread house mom; Aunt Jemima wears a do-rag. You do the math.

someone take Willis' Spy vs. Spy, I'm drawing a blank.

[LALAFONTAINE]

Rodgers. Smith is a twig.

Dan Connor (dad from Roseanne)

vs

Philip Banks (dad from Fresh Prince)

This is Dan Connor, #40:

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2004-09-22/0923psulb-a.jpg

Dan Connor beats up Philip Banks in a rout.

[Wing Eater]

I'm pretty sure the world already won that fight judging by how dead Pac is.




Spy vs Spy?

ummm....Spy....wait no....Spy. Actually I'm going with Spy again. Yeah definately Spy!



Astronauts vs Cavemen?

[TRIPLE P]

ummm....Spy....wait no....Spy. Actually I'm going with Spy again. Yeah definately Spy!



Astronauts vs Cavemen?


Cavemen, hands down. Astronauts are all flash.


Ninjas or Pirates?

[35Pete]

Ninjas.

Linda Lovelace or Venesa del Rio?

[TRIPLE P]

Ninjas.

Linda Lovelace or Venesa del Rio?


Who is del Rio??

[K-Gun]

http://www.angelfire.com/rock/rslinx/TP/vanessa.JPG

If this is Del Rio, then I don't even have to look up the other one.

Paul Wolfowitz or Joseph Goebbels?

[The Professor]

who?? the first one

Wolf gangpuck or Emeral

[HURLS]

Emeril, he'd season him to death.

Richard Simmons or Jane Fonda?

[35Pete]

Who is del Rio??

You never saw "Deep Inside Venessa del Rio"?

[TRIPLE P]

You never saw "Deep Inside Venessa del Rio"?


No, and from that picture I don't know if I want to.





Who am I kidding, I'll watch anything once.

[35Pete]

Richard Simmons. He would scratch her to death.

She will do anything, that is for sure.

Dan Rather or Brit Hume?

[bad radio]

Dan Rather or Brit Hume?
I don't even know who Brit Hume is and I'm taking him. Rather is losing his mind.


Dan Patrick vs. Keith Olberman

[TRIPLE P]

I don't even know who Brit Hume is and I'm taking him. Rather is losing his mind.


Dan Patrick vs. Keith Olberman


Patrick. Olberman would crumple.

Dean Smith vs Mike Krysewski (sp)

[pigpen65]

Patrick. Olberman would crumple.

Dean Smith vs Mike Krysewski (sp)

Krysewski seems like he got picked on a lot in high school. I'll give the edge to him and his nerd rage


Sammy Davis Jr vs Sonny Bono ; while both were in their primes

[TRIPLE P]

Krysewski seems like he got picked on a lot in high school. I'll give the edge to him and his nerd rage


Sammy Davis Jr vs Sonny Bono ; while both were in their primes


Nerd Rage :hehe:


Yours is tough, Bono seems like a coward, but he bagged Cher when she was hot so he's got balls.

That, and Sammy not having any depth perception...I give the edge to Sonny.


Joe Camel vs The Marlboro Man :D

[Wing Eater]

Nerd Rage :hehe:


Yours is tough, Bono seems like a coward, but he bagged Cher when she was hot so he's got balls.

That, and Sammy not having any depth perception...I give the edge to Sonny.


Joe Camel vs The Marlboro Man :D

Marlboro Man was a cowboy, he probably had a gun. Joe Camel was a talking Camel. Marlboro Man wins!

Colonel Sanders or Uncle Ben?

[TRIPLE P]

Marlboro Man was a cowboy, he probably had a gun. Joe Camel was a talking Camel. Marlboro Man wins!

Colonel Sanders or Uncle Ben?


The Colonel's military training would win out.

Cheese or Cheeze?

[The Professor]

cheeze, Z's are cool

Spud Webb vs Earl Boykins

[bad radio]

cheeze, Z's are cool

Spud Webb vs Earl Boykins
Dude, Spudd Webb. He was the original.



Bono vs. Edge

[Wing Eater]

Edge, Bono would be too busy yapping on his soap box.

Transformers or Pokemon?

[PUCKER]

Transformers

Jif vs Skippy

[pigpen65]

Skippy from Family Ties? I doubt he could take a can of peanut butter to the head.

Jif!


Ralph Wilson vs C. Montgomery Burns?

[TRIPLE P]

Skippy from Family Ties? I doubt he could take a can of peanut butter to the head.

Jif!


Ralph Wilson vs C. Montgomery Burns?


Ralph...Burns snaps like a twig.

[PUCKER]

Ralph...Burns snaps like a twig.


You just killed the thread!!! :D

Willis <-----:spank: ----->PUCKER

[PUCKER]

Jose Canseco vs Jason Giambi?