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MacRazor
March 25th, 2005, 5:06:25 PM
OK folks, it's worked for the Bills before so lets try one for the Bandits. I'll dish out a bunch of chips for what I think are AWESOME haiku's. Keep it Bandits oriented and i'll judge the best of 'em on Sunday (or Monday). Since I suck at poetry of any type i'll refrain from trying this. :gobandits
Darksyde
March 25th, 2005, 5:36:38 PM
Bandit Take First Place
Stomp all over toronto
next step is the cup


wow thats lame
Darksyde
March 25th, 2005, 5:43:04 PM
whos the man J T
Untouchable he will be
score at will deadly

:puh:
eSabre
March 25th, 2005, 8:39:01 PM
Toronto sucks ass
They will be dominated
First place will be ours
Wing Eater
March 25th, 2005, 9:32:08 PM
Darris screams at refs,
Chugger gets the M V P,
Bandits first place again.
Wing Eater
March 25th, 2005, 9:36:14 PM
Hippies smoke the dope,
Bandits beat the Rock at home,
These are things that happen.
eSabre
March 25th, 2005, 9:54:39 PM
Bandits score and we
say Watson, Watson, Watson
You suck, over and over
eSabre
March 25th, 2005, 9:56:45 PM
Toronto is like
a brand new Hoover vaccuum
They suck, yes, they suck
eSabre
March 25th, 2005, 9:58:45 PM
Toronto is back
Hoser bashing time is here
Buffalo will own
radicallacrosse
March 26th, 2005, 12:26:24 AM
They all suck...
Wing Eater
March 26th, 2005, 8:38:45 AM
They all suck...

Blow Rock blow, you suck,
Rock suck Rock suck blow Rock blow
Blow Rock blow you suck!


any better?
:D
Snarf
March 26th, 2005, 11:00:21 AM
Lax fans doing poems. I am scared.
Darksyde
March 26th, 2005, 11:14:14 AM
you imagine if other team boards got wind of this......
radicallacrosse
March 26th, 2005, 11:27:59 AM
hahaha Ican make that happen :lowblow: :ghost:
MacRazor
March 28th, 2005, 4:43:31 PM
Blow Rock blow, you suck,
Rock suck Rock suck blow Rock blow
Blow Rock blow you suck!

500 Chips to WingEater

Toronto is like
a brand new Hoover vaccuum
They suck, yes, they suck

500 to eSabre

Haiku thread was dumb
Mac needs different hobby
Wont do it again
T-K-O-51
March 28th, 2005, 6:35:03 PM
Bandits are in first
They begin to fall apart
Bandits are in last

It's late but good
2005 is the year!
March 28th, 2005, 6:58:24 PM
Haiku for Bandits
by those confident in their
masculinity.