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Jro
March 15th, 2005, 7:39:49 PM
This is a big problem in the world today.

http://jrofosho.com/exclusives/reports/tan/tan.html
TRIPLE P
March 15th, 2005, 8:25:54 PM
Welcome to my office. We have this girl, about 5'11'' amazing body, and when I say amazing I mean it, everything you could want is there. Her face is OK , kinda jacked up teeth, but nice eyes. Would be a 5 -5.5, but her body gets her to about a 7-7.5, definatly a girl you wouldn't mind waking up next to a couple times.

But then she is so freakin tan its almost repulsive. It started out like a light tan, ya know maybe she just got back from a cruise or somthing, but then darker and darker.

WE LIVE IN OHIO!! ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!! YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!
mighty peace warrior
March 15th, 2005, 9:26:59 PM
she should have just been herself...that tan distracts from her ummm attributes
Jro
March 15th, 2005, 9:59:12 PM
Willis i see tons of good looking girls at college everyday with great bodies, and nice face's but the skin looks like a football.

Don't they realize.
Mouldsie
March 15th, 2005, 10:15:43 PM
ik man


some girls get leathery faces and rashes and stuff... you'd think that it would turn them away.

maybe the rays from the tanning booth are addictive?
The Professor
March 15th, 2005, 11:38:33 PM
i know this guys who is about 5 11 at the most, and is pretty strog, looks pretty big, but has the FAKEST tan ever, it's amazing. and he lives in SC.
bad radio
March 16th, 2005, 9:57:10 AM
This is a big problem in the world today.

http://jrofosho.com/exclusives/reports/tan/tan.html

<!-- / message -->She's hot. Without the tan, of course.

The wife and I went to the tanning bed moderately for about three months before our wedding/honeymoon (Jamaica) so we wouldn't get totally scorched under the Caribbean sun (which actually worked despite what people told us about how it wouldn't). I couldn't tell the difference between the tanning bed tan and a real tan, although we only went at the most about three times a week.

I think it depends how much you go. If you're going five times a week for 30 minutes a time, you're going to look fake, like your skin is made of pleather. If you do it gradually it looks much more natural, to the point where you probably can't tell the difference.

Now, if you're getting that spray-on tan crap...I mean, why not just go to Lowes and get some Olympic semi-gloss and a Wagner power sprayer? Because that's what it looks like.
TRIPLE P
March 16th, 2005, 10:06:17 AM
Bad Radio,

Thats the only time i've went to the tanning place too, to save myself from getting toasted when I went to cali. It definatly worked.
Wally
March 16th, 2005, 1:20:22 PM
Girls will do anything to look good. If the new fad is having a sixth finger, they will pay the plastic surgery fees in a second.
TRIPLE P
March 16th, 2005, 3:06:55 PM
Girls will do anything to look good. If the new fad is having a sixth finger, they will pay the plastic surgery fees in a second.


I WANT girls to do anything to look good, withing reason. I think the point is that they Don't look good when they fake bake to a crisp.


Oh and Wally, I'll change my avatar for ya as soon as the Bobcats lose, but until then I gotta keep it :)
Wally
March 16th, 2005, 4:53:17 PM
Oh and Wally, I'll change my avatar for ya as soon as the Bobcats lose, but until then I gotta keep it :)

:shaddap: hehe

Ya, I understand... I am not mad at you after I found out you are from the area and went to the school. Again, your fandom is totally understandable.
SweetLee8 3PlayaWha?
March 16th, 2005, 5:18:38 PM
I know some chicks that use a bunch of sunscreen on their faces when they tan and the results are much better. The body can't be tan enough as far as I'm concerned.
TRIPLE P
March 16th, 2005, 7:52:21 PM
I know some chicks that use a bunch of sunscreen on their faces when they tan and the results are much better. The body can't be tan enough as far as I'm concerned.


Until they turn 50 and then they have those "neighbor in something about mary" tatties going on. Gross!
mighty peace warrior
March 16th, 2005, 8:18:24 PM
there is a woman who is about 40 that works in my department and she looks 60 because she fake baked herself to a crisp. i refer to her as "Ole leather face". Its too bad cause she has a smoking body
matthew94
March 17th, 2005, 12:10:58 AM
I detest the fake tans
TRIPLE P
March 17th, 2005, 8:45:21 AM
there is a woman who is about 40 that works in my department and she looks 60 because she fake baked herself to a crisp. i refer to her as "Ole leather face". Its too bad cause she has a smoking body

I think she moonlights at my office cause I work with her too.

Its too bad cause this women, though older, is really attractive, or was, or is to men her age.

Anyway she tried to hook me up with her daughter who is my age and she showed me a picture and guess what, fake baker!!! i had to respectfully decline.