laugh or cry

[mighty peace warrior]

i dont know wether to laugh or cry, i just went back to work for my first night back after vacation and found out they gave me the day off and are making me work thursday(my regular night off). i slept in today thinking i would be up all night and now i have to be at work early tommorow afternoon

[njsue]

Drink plenty of caffenated coffee to keep your eyeballs open and functioning.

[Woody]

Try laughing and crying at the same time. That might be interesting. :niterider

[TRIPLE P]

Laughing and Crying at the same time is better than Sneezing and Coughing at the same time.

[rob on the job]

Belching and farting at the same time is a hoot.

[г]

Careful with that last one...

The vacum pressure created can create a small quark or black hole, depending on the amount of wings and Genessee consumed the night before.

[TRIPLE P]

Careful with that last one...

The vacum pressure created can create a small quark or black hole, depending on the amount of wings and Genessee consumed the night before.


you are quite correct my cubed friend.

this sort of action could result in the southern tier of western NY to be sucked into the depths of soace via a worm hole.

[rob on the job]

Careful with that last one... The vacum pressure created can create a small quark or black hole, depending on the amount of wings and Genessee consumed the night before.

and

... this sort of action could result in the southern tier of western NY to be sucked into the depths of soace via a worm hole.

Thank you, Drs. Einstein and Sagan, for drawing undue attention to my "black hole" and my "worm hole."

Regardless, I will go forward with my simultaneous belching and farting and threaten the safety of the entire world, unless I am paid ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TRIPLE P]

and



Thank you, Drs. Einstein and Sagan, for drawing undue attention to my "black hole" and my "worm hole."

Regardless, I will go forward with my simultaneous belching and farting and threaten the safety of the entire world, unless I am paid ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rob, you just worry about keep your "worm hole" as far away from you "black hole" as you can and you should be A-OK.

[rob on the job]

Meanwhile, poor Warrior remains screwed on his shift.

[TRIPLE P]

Unless he "busts" a coke dealer. Then he could work triple shifts. :taz:

[Stealth01]

OK, I thought western NY was already sucked into a worm hole. Or at least its economy...

MPW: Feel for you man. Here's my advice: Drink and have sex non-stop until you go on shift. You won't CARE any more.

[mighty peace warrior]

i took all of your advice but substituted Alaskan Amber for that piss water beer you guys suggested

[Stealth01]

i took all of your advice but substituted Alaskan Amber for that piss water beer you guys suggested

What did you substitute for the sex?

[г]

Amber

[TRIPLE P]

What did you substitute for the sex?


Possibly a completely different Alaskan Amber?

[rob on the job]

Amber

Amber Frey? The skank who hooked up with Scott Peterson?

Way to go, Warrior!

[TRIPLE P]

Amber


I can't believe that i think like a gigantic canadian!!! :biggrin: