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Mehser
October 24th, 2004, 11:16:12 PM
Here it is people. It has been over a month in the making. The interview that posters have been eagerly anticipating.

We all have sparred with CoastalPT once or twice (or maybe a couple of hundred times). He speaks his mind without a moment's hesitation. So without further ado, here we go.
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Mehser: So Coastal, tell everybody a little about yourself and your life...

Coastal: The stats: 32yo, male, father of two awesome crazy boys, good looking, 9 handicap, licensed physical therapist in the state of Florida, fisherman, and avid lover of the absurd.

My professional life: Somehow I ended up in management. It may have something to do with having to pay child support and support a golfing/ fishing addiction. Deep down in, my true professional love is being a home care physical therapist. Someday I'll get back to doing just that.

My love life: One ex wife to speak of so I have a lot to learn yet about women. Sex with the ex is great... all the fun of marriage and none of the baggage. Actually my monthly nut on her makes up for paying my monthly nut to her. Plus, her sister and mother want to do me.<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 11.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> :no:</v:shapetype></v:shapetype></v:shape>

The future: who knows? I'm trying to live my life like I'm watching a movie. You wonder about how it's going to end up but you are still have to make it through to the finish. The part I am enjoying right now the most is being a father. My kids are nuts but are the most incredible little human beings. I dare say that I am in love with them.<o:p></o:p>

Mehser: You have been a very vocal critic of the President. However, you also are not a fan of John Kerry. Who would you like to see running this country and why?<o:p></o:p>

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Coastal: http://www.clark04.com/about/ (http://www.clark04.com/about/)

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Mehser: Who are your all time favorite and most despised Bills?


Coastal: It used to be <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName>. Then I heard about him being at the RNC, so now he is nothing more than a four time loser and a drunk.

Gotta love Thurman now! Dude ran backwards half the time through the hole. I loved how he just tossed the ball to the refs when he scored. The only time he made an ass of himself was in SBXXVI. When he was announced during pregame, he did this fantastic dance onto the field. I got all pumped up, he lost his helmet, and then ran for like two yards for the whole game or something. Pitiful.

most despised... OJ and <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Norwood</st1:City></st1:place>. One killed two people. One killed the whole Bills nation. The later is worse.

Mehser: What is your favorite Bills moment?

Coastal: I remember being at some home game where Bebee had his leg snapped like a twig. The weather was cold and snowing. I think it was a playoff game. They shot him up right there on the field and put his leg in an air cast. Once they got the gurney up, the crowd started to cheer. Bebee shot his arm up into the air with a big thumbs up. The crowd went ape ****! Totally awesome! I was laughing my ass off. Gotta love football.

My all time favorite play was a corner route to Thurman in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">San Francisco</st1:City></st1:place>. It was the game where there were no punts. I remember Romo chasing him and <st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName> lofting this balloon right in his hands. Thurman tossed the ball to ref as usual. That's my all time favorite Bills play.<o:p></o:p>

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Mehser: You have had spirited debates with many members of this board, all the way from Shiva to Mattrose. Which members do you enjoy debating the most?<o:p></o:p>

Coastal: Of course shiva. Can anyone not admit he that he isn't the most intelligent, funny, and enigmatic poster on this board? The only one I have seen match his intelligence is 3rdbase. I think shiva enjoys having a nemesis. To him, the rest of us are just play things. BTW, Bowling for Columbine still sucks, Michael Moore is still fat, and I will not be stood up next round. Whirlpool still awaits.

What I love about Stratton is that he is already defeated and pitiful, but deep down in he cares. He just has forgotten that he does.

I like reading Mouldsies stuff too. His untainted idealism is refreshing. It is good to be reminded of those thoughts.

Stupid people have always interested me also.

That being said...

Player, Pete, and matt have always been fun for me to "debate" with.

But the most fun has been messing with the wonderful staff of the Range. Is it any wonder that one of my favorite players was Matthew Barnaby?<o:p></o:p>

Mehser: You often like to make a statement with your selection of an avatar. What is your favorite one so far? Any plans for future statements?<o:p></o:p>

Coastal: This goes a ways back, but I always liked my Baron Von Trapp avatar from the Sound of Music.

I know there are some pretty "hard" guys on this board, but I'd bank that 99% of them would stop channel surfing if they came across the little ones in their pouting rendition of "A Few of my Favorite Things."

You all know the part.... Fraulein Maria returns from the Abbey and the voices begin an exalted race towards celebration. Then, it's just a matter of time before the Baron dumps that stoic hagbag.

Kick ass!

After that... how can any avatar compare?<o:p></o:p>

Mehser: Name Association Time:<o:p></o:p>

1. Doug Flutie... rain man.

2. Tom Donahoe... The old man's shield. Ralph's to blame for the Drew experience IMO, just like the RJ one.

3. Ronald Reagan... stem cells and just weights.

4. Dale Earnhardt Sr... made me somehow love NASCAR.

5. Dale Earnhardt Jr... what the hell is NASCAR?

6. Al Gore... <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Clinton</st1:place></st1:City> envy led to Dubya. Is that a just weight?

7. Henry4MVP... I am glad I'm not his dog. :thumbup:

8. The hardcore members of PRS... seek <v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 17.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata class=inlineimg title='\\\"Big' alt='\\\"\\\"' o:href='\\\\"http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/help.gif\\\\"' src="file:///C<img src=" border="0" biggrin.gif? smilies images smilieid="4" Grin\?></v:imagedata>:help: </v:shape>!!! All of you!

9. The Range... This is better than therapy, but Stratton needs to buy some more bandwith.

10. The <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Buffalo</st1:place></st1:City> Bills... The air is heavy and dark in a damp, cold excitement that you'll never quite shake. The background roar of inebriated prayer escalates throughout the day to a cacphany of thanks that even the Lord can not ignore. I can hear the whispers in the back of my mind in the voice of Stan Roberts... "Please stay off the field!"

The only church I ever loved!

CoachC.
October 24th, 2004, 11:32:54 PM
Good job, Mehs. Good job, Coastal.

Nice interview.

shiva2999
October 24th, 2004, 11:35:46 PM
Coastal: Of course shiva. Can anyone not admit he that he isn't the most intelligent, funny, and enigmatic poster on this board?

You're still not getting my Bud Light.

Mouldsie
October 24th, 2004, 11:43:11 PM
aw shucks thanks for the words coastal lol

matthew94
October 25th, 2004, 1:21:43 AM
nice work guys

Henry4MVP
October 25th, 2004, 1:33:22 AM
The proper response was

Henry4MVP: Thanks for keeping the ex satisfied. :thumbup:

EricStratton
October 25th, 2004, 9:08:49 AM
Bang up job Mehser

coastal
October 25th, 2004, 2:55:15 PM
Bang up job Mehser

What? No love for me? :D

rob on the job
October 25th, 2004, 3:10:39 PM
Good job, Mehser and Stratton.

Considering what you had to work with. (Just kidding, Coastal -- good interview!)

rob on the job
October 25th, 2004, 3:11:52 PM
Mehser: I know you've listed this before, but is there a place where we can find old interviews from the recent past? I promise that this time I will pay attention.

EricStratton
October 25th, 2004, 3:18:46 PM
http://www.buffalorange.com/forumdisplay.php?f=96



You can find them all here.

rob on the job
October 25th, 2004, 3:24:18 PM
Thank you, Eric.

Jro
October 25th, 2004, 4:36:08 PM
Nice job!

Bellowing4DaBills
October 25th, 2004, 5:04:20 PM
Very enjoyable Q&A.

Hey Coastal, what did you mean by "Flutie...rain man" ? Je ne comprend pas.

Mouldsie
October 25th, 2004, 5:34:48 PM
Do you enjoy the randomness and off-topicness of my posts?

coastal
October 25th, 2004, 6:43:57 PM
Flutie has an autistic son. I'm sure his Dad is his "Rain Man". Hell, he's a "Rain Man" to a lot of people. That is his attraction.

And Mouldsie.... I enjoy the youth in your thoughts. When someone feels as deeply as you, cynicism can seep in from time to time.

As far as randomness is concerned... challenging a paradigm from any angle is a healthy thing. Its one of the reasons I love absurdity.

jimmifli
October 25th, 2004, 8:17:57 PM
I'm curious about sleeping with your ex. How the **** does that happen?

I recommend you bang both the sister and mother. Bad people be damned.

coastal
October 25th, 2004, 8:44:49 PM
Geesh after I read that part, I realized I sounded pretty crass. Leave it to me.

Anways, to answer your question.... I am a good father and a nice guy. That turns her on. That's how.

As far as her sister and mother... The fear of just weights far outweigh how attractive they are.

PUCKER
October 26th, 2004, 1:01:40 AM
Very nice.

jimmifli
October 26th, 2004, 11:27:35 AM
Geesh after I read that part, I realized I sounded pretty crass. Leave it to me.

Anways, to answer your question.... I am a good father and a nice guy. That turns her on. That's how.

As far as her sister and mother... The fear of just weights far outweigh how attractive they are.
Crass is fun. It's even funny if you have a good heart.

BogusTrumper
October 26th, 2004, 12:38:39 PM
Mehser: I know you've listed this before, but is there a place where we can find old interviews from the recent past? I promise that this time I will pay attention.You won't find mine there. Jro doesn't like me. He refused to publish it.

mighty peace warrior
October 26th, 2004, 2:53:59 PM
you probably gave him a bunch of one word answers

rob on the job
October 26th, 2004, 2:59:00 PM
you probably gave him a bunch of one word answers

That would be a first.

Seriously, Bogey, what did you say in the interview that caused it to be canned?

MidnightVoice
October 26th, 2004, 3:04:30 PM
That would be a first.

Seriously, Bogey, what did you say in the interview that caused it to be canned? I think she used the word "LIBERAL" too much. :D

Mehser
October 26th, 2004, 3:25:40 PM
Is it possible that she answered the questions by asking another question?

rob on the job
October 26th, 2004, 3:28:17 PM
I think she used the word "LIBERAL" too much. :D

Yeah, that is pretty repulsive.

Funny reply, Mehser.

35Pete
October 26th, 2004, 4:54:52 PM
you probably gave him a bunch of one word answers


Ohh my God that is right on the money!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! :rofl:

BogusTrumper
October 26th, 2004, 4:56:14 PM
you probably gave him a bunch of one word answersThey were good words!

35Pete
October 26th, 2004, 4:57:13 PM
Is it possible that she answered the questions by asking another question?


Yep. She does that also!

Mouldsie
October 26th, 2004, 5:26:16 PM
Is it possible that she answered the questions by asking another question?
What do you think the probablity of that would be?

35Pete
October 26th, 2004, 5:33:24 PM
What do you think the probablity of that would be?
Probably 99.99%

Mouldsie
October 26th, 2004, 5:34:48 PM
you lose

coastal
October 26th, 2004, 5:41:56 PM
This is my personal nightmare. A thread in celebration of coastal, and Bogus becomes the star with Pete providing the heckling.

...the horror...

...the horror...

MidnightVoice
October 26th, 2004, 5:48:19 PM
This is my personal nightmare. A thread in celebration of coastal, and Bogus becomes the star with Pete providing the heckling.

...the horror...

...the horror...OK everyone, start stroking coastal :D

35Pete
October 26th, 2004, 7:02:11 PM
OK everyone, start stroking coastal :D

Let me go find my tweezers :D

jimmifli
October 26th, 2004, 7:53:26 PM
This is my personal nightmare. A thread in celebration of coastal, and Bogus becomes the star with Pete providing the heckling.

...the horror...

...the horror...
Maybe Stratton can chip in with something uplifting.

Mehser
October 26th, 2004, 8:30:15 PM
What do you think the probablity of that would be?
Why don't we ask Coastal?

Mehser
October 26th, 2004, 8:34:15 PM
I will say that Coastal is the smartest person I evcer interviewed.

coastal
October 26th, 2004, 8:47:48 PM
I will say that Coastal is the smartest person I evcer interviewed.

Hardee har har! dumbass! :psyche:

Mouldsie
October 26th, 2004, 9:07:23 PM
Why don't we ask Coastal?
Can you think of any reason not to?

EricStratton
October 27th, 2004, 8:09:58 AM
Maybe Stratton can chip in with something uplifting.



I'm still working on something to type, don't rush me.

MidnightVoice
October 27th, 2004, 8:21:18 AM
I will say that Coastal is the smartest person I evcer interviewed.Would "only" be accurate? :D

Mehser
October 27th, 2004, 8:38:12 AM
Can you think of any reason not to?
Will BT enjoy our responses?

rob on the job
October 27th, 2004, 8:39:41 AM
This is my personal nightmare. A thread in celebration of coastal, and Bogus becomes the star with Pete providing the heckling.

...the horror...

...the horror...


Further proof, if any is needed, that God exists.

BogusTrumper
October 27th, 2004, 8:42:44 AM
Mehs, this is the best interview you've ever done.

BogusTrumper
October 27th, 2004, 8:43:41 AM
Ooops.

Mehs, this is the best interview you've ever done?

Mouldsie
October 27th, 2004, 4:58:46 PM
Will BT enjoy our responses?
idk, why don't you ask her?

RangeLib
November 6th, 2004, 12:25:01 AM
Coastal's new mind has been working out well for him. It was a struggle at first, the fear of losing the familiar, that's always the tough part. But i liked Coastal, so I gave him a new family after the process, and he was loaded with a B+ persona, and a solid B life. But let this be a warning to all of you insolent bastards out there, i control your destiny. Piss me off and you'll wake up in Kathy Lee Gifford's dungeon.

coastal
November 11th, 2004, 12:58:43 AM
Coastal's new mind has been working out well for him. It was a struggle at first, the fear of losing the familiar, that's always the tough part. But i liked Coastal, so I gave him a new family after the process, and he was loaded with a B+ persona, and a solid B life. But let this be a warning to all of you insolent bastards out there, i control your destiny. Piss me off and you'll wake up in Kathy Lee Gifford's dungeon.


...and I thought I had issues!

jimmifli
November 11th, 2004, 7:33:57 PM
you do