Mehser
October 24th, 2004, 11:16:12 PM
Here it is people. It has been over a month in the making. The interview that posters have been eagerly anticipating.
We all have sparred with CoastalPT once or twice (or maybe a couple of hundred times). He speaks his mind without a moment's hesitation. So without further ado, here we go.
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Mehser: So Coastal, tell everybody a little about yourself and your life...
Coastal: The stats: 32yo, male, father of two awesome crazy boys, good looking, 9 handicap, licensed physical therapist in the state of Florida, fisherman, and avid lover of the absurd.
My professional life: Somehow I ended up in management. It may have something to do with having to pay child support and support a golfing/ fishing addiction. Deep down in, my true professional love is being a home care physical therapist. Someday I'll get back to doing just that.
My love life: One ex wife to speak of so I have a lot to learn yet about women. Sex with the ex is great... all the fun of marriage and none of the baggage. Actually my monthly nut on her makes up for paying my monthly nut to her. Plus, her sister and mother want to do me.<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 11.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> :no:</v:shapetype></v:shapetype></v:shape>
The future: who knows? I'm trying to live my life like I'm watching a movie. You wonder about how it's going to end up but you are still have to make it through to the finish. The part I am enjoying right now the most is being a father. My kids are nuts but are the most incredible little human beings. I dare say that I am in love with them.<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: You have been a very vocal critic of the President. However, you also are not a fan of John Kerry. Who would you like to see running this country and why?<o:p></o:p>
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Coastal: http://www.clark04.com/about/ (http://www.clark04.com/about/)
any questions?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: Who are your all time favorite and most despised Bills?
Coastal: It used to be <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName>. Then I heard about him being at the RNC, so now he is nothing more than a four time loser and a drunk.
Gotta love Thurman now! Dude ran backwards half the time through the hole. I loved how he just tossed the ball to the refs when he scored. The only time he made an ass of himself was in SBXXVI. When he was announced during pregame, he did this fantastic dance onto the field. I got all pumped up, he lost his helmet, and then ran for like two yards for the whole game or something. Pitiful.
most despised... OJ and <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Norwood</st1:City></st1:place>. One killed two people. One killed the whole Bills nation. The later is worse.
Mehser: What is your favorite Bills moment?
Coastal: I remember being at some home game where Bebee had his leg snapped like a twig. The weather was cold and snowing. I think it was a playoff game. They shot him up right there on the field and put his leg in an air cast. Once they got the gurney up, the crowd started to cheer. Bebee shot his arm up into the air with a big thumbs up. The crowd went ape ****! Totally awesome! I was laughing my ass off. Gotta love football.
My all time favorite play was a corner route to Thurman in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">San Francisco</st1:City></st1:place>. It was the game where there were no punts. I remember Romo chasing him and <st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName> lofting this balloon right in his hands. Thurman tossed the ball to ref as usual. That's my all time favorite Bills play.<o:p></o:p>
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Mehser: You have had spirited debates with many members of this board, all the way from Shiva to Mattrose. Which members do you enjoy debating the most?<o:p></o:p>
Coastal: Of course shiva. Can anyone not admit he that he isn't the most intelligent, funny, and enigmatic poster on this board? The only one I have seen match his intelligence is 3rdbase. I think shiva enjoys having a nemesis. To him, the rest of us are just play things. BTW, Bowling for Columbine still sucks, Michael Moore is still fat, and I will not be stood up next round. Whirlpool still awaits.
What I love about Stratton is that he is already defeated and pitiful, but deep down in he cares. He just has forgotten that he does.
I like reading Mouldsies stuff too. His untainted idealism is refreshing. It is good to be reminded of those thoughts.
Stupid people have always interested me also.
That being said...
Player, Pete, and matt have always been fun for me to "debate" with.
But the most fun has been messing with the wonderful staff of the Range. Is it any wonder that one of my favorite players was Matthew Barnaby?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: You often like to make a statement with your selection of an avatar. What is your favorite one so far? Any plans for future statements?<o:p></o:p>
Coastal: This goes a ways back, but I always liked my Baron Von Trapp avatar from the Sound of Music.
I know there are some pretty "hard" guys on this board, but I'd bank that 99% of them would stop channel surfing if they came across the little ones in their pouting rendition of "A Few of my Favorite Things."
You all know the part.... Fraulein Maria returns from the Abbey and the voices begin an exalted race towards celebration. Then, it's just a matter of time before the Baron dumps that stoic hagbag.
Kick ass!
After that... how can any avatar compare?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: Name Association Time:<o:p></o:p>
1. Doug Flutie... rain man.
2. Tom Donahoe... The old man's shield. Ralph's to blame for the Drew experience IMO, just like the RJ one.
3. Ronald Reagan... stem cells and just weights.
4. Dale Earnhardt Sr... made me somehow love NASCAR.
5. Dale Earnhardt Jr... what the hell is NASCAR?
6. Al Gore... <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Clinton</st1:place></st1:City> envy led to Dubya. Is that a just weight?
7. Henry4MVP... I am glad I'm not his dog. :thumbup:
8. The hardcore members of PRS... seek <v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 17.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata class=inlineimg title='\\\"Big' alt='\\\"\\\"' o:href='\\\\"http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/help.gif\\\\"' src="file:///C<img src=" border="0" biggrin.gif? smilies images smilieid="4" Grin\?></v:imagedata>:help: </v:shape>!!! All of you!
9. The Range... This is better than therapy, but Stratton needs to buy some more bandwith.
10. The <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Buffalo</st1:place></st1:City> Bills... The air is heavy and dark in a damp, cold excitement that you'll never quite shake. The background roar of inebriated prayer escalates throughout the day to a cacphany of thanks that even the Lord can not ignore. I can hear the whispers in the back of my mind in the voice of Stan Roberts... "Please stay off the field!"
The only church I ever loved!
We all have sparred with CoastalPT once or twice (or maybe a couple of hundred times). He speaks his mind without a moment's hesitation. So without further ado, here we go.
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Mehser: So Coastal, tell everybody a little about yourself and your life...
Coastal: The stats: 32yo, male, father of two awesome crazy boys, good looking, 9 handicap, licensed physical therapist in the state of Florida, fisherman, and avid lover of the absurd.
My professional life: Somehow I ended up in management. It may have something to do with having to pay child support and support a golfing/ fishing addiction. Deep down in, my true professional love is being a home care physical therapist. Someday I'll get back to doing just that.
My love life: One ex wife to speak of so I have a lot to learn yet about women. Sex with the ex is great... all the fun of marriage and none of the baggage. Actually my monthly nut on her makes up for paying my monthly nut to her. Plus, her sister and mother want to do me.<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 11.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> :no:</v:shapetype></v:shapetype></v:shape>
The future: who knows? I'm trying to live my life like I'm watching a movie. You wonder about how it's going to end up but you are still have to make it through to the finish. The part I am enjoying right now the most is being a father. My kids are nuts but are the most incredible little human beings. I dare say that I am in love with them.<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: You have been a very vocal critic of the President. However, you also are not a fan of John Kerry. Who would you like to see running this country and why?<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Coastal: http://www.clark04.com/about/ (http://www.clark04.com/about/)
any questions?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: Who are your all time favorite and most despised Bills?
Coastal: It used to be <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName>. Then I heard about him being at the RNC, so now he is nothing more than a four time loser and a drunk.
Gotta love Thurman now! Dude ran backwards half the time through the hole. I loved how he just tossed the ball to the refs when he scored. The only time he made an ass of himself was in SBXXVI. When he was announced during pregame, he did this fantastic dance onto the field. I got all pumped up, he lost his helmet, and then ran for like two yards for the whole game or something. Pitiful.
most despised... OJ and <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Norwood</st1:City></st1:place>. One killed two people. One killed the whole Bills nation. The later is worse.
Mehser: What is your favorite Bills moment?
Coastal: I remember being at some home game where Bebee had his leg snapped like a twig. The weather was cold and snowing. I think it was a playoff game. They shot him up right there on the field and put his leg in an air cast. Once they got the gurney up, the crowd started to cheer. Bebee shot his arm up into the air with a big thumbs up. The crowd went ape ****! Totally awesome! I was laughing my ass off. Gotta love football.
My all time favorite play was a corner route to Thurman in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">San Francisco</st1:City></st1:place>. It was the game where there were no punts. I remember Romo chasing him and <st1:PersonName w:st="on">Kelly</st1:PersonName> lofting this balloon right in his hands. Thurman tossed the ball to ref as usual. That's my all time favorite Bills play.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: You have had spirited debates with many members of this board, all the way from Shiva to Mattrose. Which members do you enjoy debating the most?<o:p></o:p>
Coastal: Of course shiva. Can anyone not admit he that he isn't the most intelligent, funny, and enigmatic poster on this board? The only one I have seen match his intelligence is 3rdbase. I think shiva enjoys having a nemesis. To him, the rest of us are just play things. BTW, Bowling for Columbine still sucks, Michael Moore is still fat, and I will not be stood up next round. Whirlpool still awaits.
What I love about Stratton is that he is already defeated and pitiful, but deep down in he cares. He just has forgotten that he does.
I like reading Mouldsies stuff too. His untainted idealism is refreshing. It is good to be reminded of those thoughts.
Stupid people have always interested me also.
That being said...
Player, Pete, and matt have always been fun for me to "debate" with.
But the most fun has been messing with the wonderful staff of the Range. Is it any wonder that one of my favorite players was Matthew Barnaby?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: You often like to make a statement with your selection of an avatar. What is your favorite one so far? Any plans for future statements?<o:p></o:p>
Coastal: This goes a ways back, but I always liked my Baron Von Trapp avatar from the Sound of Music.
I know there are some pretty "hard" guys on this board, but I'd bank that 99% of them would stop channel surfing if they came across the little ones in their pouting rendition of "A Few of my Favorite Things."
You all know the part.... Fraulein Maria returns from the Abbey and the voices begin an exalted race towards celebration. Then, it's just a matter of time before the Baron dumps that stoic hagbag.
Kick ass!
After that... how can any avatar compare?<o:p></o:p>
Mehser: Name Association Time:<o:p></o:p>
1. Doug Flutie... rain man.
2. Tom Donahoe... The old man's shield. Ralph's to blame for the Drew experience IMO, just like the RJ one.
3. Ronald Reagan... stem cells and just weights.
4. Dale Earnhardt Sr... made me somehow love NASCAR.
5. Dale Earnhardt Jr... what the hell is NASCAR?
6. Al Gore... <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Clinton</st1:place></st1:City> envy led to Dubya. Is that a just weight?
7. Henry4MVP... I am glad I'm not his dog. :thumbup:
8. The hardcore members of PRS... seek <v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 17.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata class=inlineimg title='\\\"Big' alt='\\\"\\\"' o:href='\\\\"http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/help.gif\\\\"' src="file:///C<img src=" border="0" biggrin.gif? smilies images smilieid="4" Grin\?></v:imagedata>:help: </v:shape>!!! All of you!
9. The Range... This is better than therapy, but Stratton needs to buy some more bandwith.
10. The <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Buffalo</st1:place></st1:City> Bills... The air is heavy and dark in a damp, cold excitement that you'll never quite shake. The background roar of inebriated prayer escalates throughout the day to a cacphany of thanks that even the Lord can not ignore. I can hear the whispers in the back of my mind in the voice of Stan Roberts... "Please stay off the field!"
The only church I ever loved!