Dui---no Good

[cammstein]

so, I'm driveing home a little sauced. Next thing I know I'm getting pulled over. the officer doesn't ask for license or registration. The words were: " What did you have to drink???"

I calmly hand him my license. He says step out and take this breathalizer. I say NO. I've got a collapsed lung, and I could die. Next, he offers a blood test. Nope. I'm Hypoglicemic, this test could kill me. I may never stop bleeding.
Then, he offers the field sobriety test. I tell him no way, he asks why. I'm way too damn drunk officer. :clown:

[Halbert]

I think you handled that well.

[Mouldsie]

funny thread... but for this forum instead. ;)

[cammstein]

I'm fairly new, I apologize.

[RockStar36]

Good plan. I'll have to remember that strategy.

[jimmifli]

Hypoglycemic means your blood sugar is too low.

I don't think I've ever laughed at a drunk driving joke.

[cammstein]

the key words are it's a joke.

I knew that I would get a definition wrong, and some loser would use it against me. YOu're supposed to relax and enjoy jokes, not analyze them.

maybe things are different in Canada. sorry.

Do you like Kids in the HAll?????

[jimmifli]

You meant hemophiliac. It’s no attack on you; I just don’t see what's funny about drinking and driving.

Got any jokes about Packies? Those are really funny!

[cammstein]

sorry I got all piped up. I took it personally. Anyway, what are packies? And one more time, do you like "KIDS IN THE HALL"??

go bills

[jimmifli]

Ya the kids are cool. All Canadians are funny, so it doesn't really matter who we put on TV. They did do a good job, though. I think shiva has worked with them in the past.


How about Red Green?