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Gonk
March 1st, 2004, 10:06:53 PM
Shucks, I thought I had that won.

So anyway, I'm up for some good ole' rivalry arguing with my best hick friends, the Bills fans.

How did it feel to get swept? You must have felt that horrendous stomach pain that every fan feels when they lose to their ultimate rival. On the other hand, it felt that much sweeter for us Dolphins fans. What made it even sweeter was that the games were blowouts. 17-7, 20-3... your offense scored a total of 3 points between the two games. Can you say SHUT... DOWN?

How did it feel to go 6-10 after all that "sure-fire" preseason talk about going 12-4, 13-3 with the AFC East crown? Last place again guys? Come on... you fellas couldn't even finish infront of the Jets who were without their starting QB for half the season?

You guys beat ONE team all year long who finished with a winning record, which was against the Pats in week 1. Hell, that victory shouldn't even count considering the romping they gave you at the end of the season. A Lawyer Milloy caused fluke. The year before that in 2002, besides the Dolphins (with Ray Lucas playing), you guys didn't beat a single team with a winning record either. I'm no NFL expert, but I think if you guys have Super Bowl dreams you're going to have to be a little more competitive than that.

I hope you guys all have fun next year. I hope Drew Bledsoe can rebound from his worst year in his professional career. I hope no-name Pittsburgh offense coordinator (who's offense was ranked 22nd last year, CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ONE SIDE OF THE BALL LET ALONE TWO!) guides you to your miraculous Super-Bowl victory!

With a little luck, maybe you guys can get back to 8-8 again!

Well, that should do it. I look foward to this offseason and remember this is all in good fun.

Let the rivalry games begin.

mac60jus
March 1st, 2004, 10:08:41 PM
Hey, have fun with your team realizing all of your plyaers...

BillsRGreat
March 1st, 2004, 10:33:01 PM
LOL... Gonk you have done your homework, and that is comendable...LOL
All this coming from a fan of a team who can't finish the deal. Gonk, i'll summarize what the Dolphins have done the past two years in a little analogy for ya. The dolphins go to the bar and pick up this real hot number(begining of the year), everyone is envious.. So the conversation starts to heat up, and she wants it, she wants it real bad (begining to middle of the season). She starts becoming agressive and tries to make her move on you, but of course you start cowering and run out of the bar, and never get there either...(the long cold months of november and december) and before you know it your sitting at home dreaming of getting the girl while all you can do about is hear how your friend "PAT" sealed the deal. So what do you do? You call Bill and laugh at him, for not sealing the deal, and yet you feel better about yourself because you start to slowly forget that you suck too :bv

BillsRGreat
March 1st, 2004, 10:34:47 PM
Also... quick 2nd note..
Gonk to back up my point it seems your living in the past with a large picture of Dan, i can't even get to the super bowl, Marino
It's better to have gone and have lost
than to never have gone at all

Gonk
March 1st, 2004, 10:38:47 PM
Originally posted by BillsRGreat
LOL... Gonk you have done your homework, and that is comendable...LOL
All this coming from a fan of a team who can't finish the deal. Gonk, i'll summarize what the Dolphins have done the past two years in a little analogy for ya. The dolphins go to the bar and pick up this real hot number(begining of the year), everyone is envious.. So the conversation starts to heat up, and she wants it, she wants it real bad (begining to middle of the season). She starts becoming agressive and tries to make her move on you, but of course you start cowering and run out of the bar, and never get there either...(the long cold months of november and december) and before you know it your sitting at home dreaming of getting the girl while all you can do about is hear how your friend "PAT" sealed the deal. So what do you do? You call Bill and laugh at him, for not sealing the deal, and yet you feel better about yourself because you start to slowly forget that you suck too :bv

Touche. All it comes down to is who won the big game... but only one team a year can do that, so are they the only ones who should talk crap the offseason following? It wouldn't be fun if that were so ;)

Gonk
March 1st, 2004, 10:40:08 PM
Originally posted by BillsRGreat
Also... quick 2nd note..
Gonk to back up my point it seems your living in the past with a large picture of Dan, i can't even get to the super bowl, Marino
It's better to have gone and have lost
than to never have gone at all

There is nothing wrong with giving credit where credit is due. Also, he did go to the Super Bowl in 1984 but the Dolphins lost to the 49ers.

wagoncircler
March 1st, 2004, 10:43:07 PM
HaaaaaHaaaaaHaaaa!!!!!

You're not even good enough to win the idiot prize!!!!!!!

BillsRGreat
March 1st, 2004, 10:44:18 PM
Oh sorry my bad, forgot about that one... i was a roll with malicious posting of division rivals, i was ripping a "patriots" fan of his pathetic attempts, and i just went with it on you... so how bout we all go to a patriots message board and comment how they'd be nothign without Belichick.. it's true, i know it, you know it, and they know it

RustySabre
March 1st, 2004, 11:04:33 PM
Ok, how about "Best loser amongst losers"

TigerJ
March 2nd, 2004, 12:33:21 AM
Sorry, Gonk, you're just not low enough for that. We all appreciate your effort though.

dundy249
March 2nd, 2004, 9:31:20 AM
You know you picking on the Bills would be like us going to Detroits board and picking on them. Who cares we all stink? As far as I remember none of us made the playoffs????

zanthrax54
March 13th, 2004, 4:17:18 AM
Gonk's definitely winning the award next year...

cammstein
April 4th, 2004, 11:11:13 PM
:go bills

Every season since I began watching football, everyone picks the Phins to be in the playoffs. During Sept., everyone's power rankings have Miami in the top 5. Every year, they start off hot, and play like garbage in the second half. By the way, what was the score of Marino's las playoff game???????????????

emk30
April 29th, 2004, 2:59:09 PM
"Hick Friends"?, do you actully live in Florida, it's the redneck, white trash capital of the world. I still can't believe I have to suffer down here with all these moronic Dol<img src='images/smilies/censored.gif'>s. At least Buffalo is still part if the U.S. and not annexed as part of Puerto Rico like Miami. Do they still print the Dolphin football programs in spanish only?
How did it feel to get swept 2 years ago and I'd take Bledsoe over Jay fecaler and A.J. Feelme any day.

Sparx
April 29th, 2004, 3:42:06 PM
Originally posted by emk30
"Hick Friends"?, do you actully live in Florida, it's the redneck, white trash capital of the world. I still can't believe I have to suffer down here with all these moronic Dol<img src='images/smilies/censored.gif'>s. At least Buffalo is still part if the U.S. and not annexed as part of Puerto Rico like Miami. Do they still print the Dolphin football programs in spanish only?
How did it feel to get swept 2 years ago and I'd take Bledsoe over Jay fecaler and A.J. Feelme any day.

Do a lot of hicks and rednecks speak spanish and live in puerto rico? so Florida is more rednecked than Texas? and mississippi? and arkansas? and alabama? and lousiana? and missouri?

How did it feel to get swept THIS year?

I would take Bledsoe over Fiedler any day. But I have to see how Feeley plays before I'd take Bledsoe over him. He is an aging statue.

jjm19672000
May 13th, 2004, 6:15:06 AM
Originally posted by Gonk
Shucks, I thought I had that won.

So anyway, I'm up for some good ole' rivalry arguing with my best hick friends, the Bills fans.

How did it feel to get swept? You must have felt that horrendous stomach pain that every fan feels when they lose to their ultimate rival. On the other hand, it felt that much sweeter for us Dolphins fans. What made it even sweeter was that the games were blowouts. 17-7, 20-3... your offense scored a total of 3 points between the two games. Can you say SHUT... DOWN?

How did it feel to go 6-10 after all that "sure-fire" preseason talk about going 12-4, 13-3 with the AFC East crown? Last place again guys? Come on... you fellas couldn't even finish infront of the Jets who were without their starting QB for half the season?

You guys beat ONE team all year long who finished with a winning record, which was against the Pats in week 1. Hell, that victory shouldn't even count considering the romping they gave you at the end of the season. A Lawyer Milloy caused fluke. The year before that in 2002, besides the Dolphins (with Ray Lucas playing), you guys didn't beat a single team with a winning record either. I'm no NFL expert, but I think if you guys have Super Bowl dreams you're going to have to be a little more competitive than that.

I hope you guys all have fun next year. I hope Drew Bledsoe can rebound from his worst year in his professional career. I hope no-name Pittsburgh offense coordinator (who's offense was ranked 22nd last year, CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ONE SIDE OF THE BALL LET ALONE TWO!) guides you to your miraculous Super-Bowl victory!

With a little luck, maybe you guys can get back to 8-8 again!

Well, that should do it. I look foward to this offseason and remember this is all in good fun.

Let the rivalry games begin.

Sorry Gonk, but how can we respect a team that has AJ Feely in the running for a starting QB job?