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Sparx
November 17th, 2003, 4:58:34 PM
do you guys know this chick? shes a rapper. she is hot as hell, with huge ass melons. her music sucks, but i hear she is making a life size anatomically correct doll of herself. kinda like those big rubber dolls on that real sex show on HBO. that might be the only lil kim merchandise i would buy. :)
MR. GIBBERISH
November 17th, 2003, 7:28:10 PM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
do you guys know this chick? shes a rapper. she is hot as hell, with huge ass melons. her music sucks, but i hear she is making a life size anatomically correct doll of herself. kinda like those big rubber dolls on that real sex show on HBO. that might be the only lil kim merchandise i would buy. :) you would really love my girlfriend.. My girl is a total babe, charming attitude, great cook, and she has the voice of an angel. ahh life is good. :D
MR. GIBBERISH
November 17th, 2003, 7:28:39 PM
and she's real. :grin:
Jro
November 17th, 2003, 8:25:00 PM
Originally posted by cmsubillsfan
and she's real. :grin:

Imagine that :D
MR. GIBBERISH
November 17th, 2003, 10:13:19 PM
Originally posted by Jrofosho
Imagine that :D

that is, not plastic, but a real attractive breathing woman.
Sparx
November 18th, 2003, 12:47:14 AM
Originally posted by cmsubillsfan
you would really love my girlfriend.. My girl is a total babe, charming attitude, great cook, and she has the voice of an angel. ahh life is good. :D

thats all fine and dandy, but no thanks, already got one of those. i would like to have sex with lil kim though, and if that doll looked exactly like her, i might give it a go. :)
Hurls
November 18th, 2003, 1:20:52 AM
Originally posted by cmsubillsfan
that is, not plastic, but a real attractive breathing woman.

You're so big on school, I was hoping it wasn't a mule!
Henry4MVP
November 18th, 2003, 1:28:57 AM
Lil' Kim is a hottie.

BTW, hurls, Men at Work is a classic.
Hurls
November 18th, 2003, 1:30:16 AM
Originally posted by Henry4MVP
Lil' Kim is a hottie.

BTW, hurls, Men at Work is a classic.

agreed on both accounts.

I also like the quote
"You're a stupid man James, a stupid little man"!
Henry4MVP
November 18th, 2003, 1:34:37 AM
"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't EVER mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you just remember that and you'll live a long and healthy life. "
MR. GIBBERISH
November 18th, 2003, 10:27:30 AM
Originally posted by hurls
You're so big on school, I was hoping it wasn't a mule!
I deserved that :D, I'm just a bit saddened that it came from you.
Denverbillsfan
November 18th, 2003, 11:33:47 AM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
thats all fine and dandy, but no thanks, already got one of those. i would like to have sex with lil kim though, and if that doll looked exactly like her, i might give it a go. :)

You could have a threesome.
Hurls
November 18th, 2003, 1:01:36 PM
Originally posted by cmsubillsfan
I deserved that :D, I'm just a bit saddened that it came from you.

I'm sorry, thought you might think it was funny. Till Denverbillsfan threatened me with a "mullet" reference, now I realize my wrongness(?).





:sadwalk:
MR. GIBBERISH
November 18th, 2003, 1:30:49 PM
Originally posted by hurls
I'm sorry, thought you might think it was funny. Till Denverbillsfan threatened me with a "mullet" reference, now I realize my wrongness(?).

No, actually I did think it was funny.



:sadwalk:
StraightJ
November 18th, 2003, 7:16:02 PM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
thats all fine and dandy, but no thanks, already got one of those. i would like to have sex with lil kim though, and if that doll looked exactly like her, i might give it a go. :)

Sparkle, I just hope you've laid out a good game plan and can execute it better than the Bills this year. Do you have the sequence laid out in your mind?
J
SabreNasty2630
November 18th, 2003, 10:38:31 PM
Lil Kim :hump:
Hurls
November 19th, 2003, 12:21:48 AM
he's wil Farrell in Old School
Sparx
November 19th, 2003, 3:26:01 PM
Originally posted by hurls
he's wil Farrell in Old School

which one, nurse or cheerleader? :)
mighty peace warrior
November 19th, 2003, 4:52:42 PM
what no photo of her...lazy thread starting
SabreNasty2630
November 19th, 2003, 5:14:26 PM
Did you see her in the Old Navy commercial? Hubba Hubba
Sparx
November 19th, 2003, 5:17:52 PM
oh yeah, thats the only thing i like about old navy.
MR. GIBBERISH
November 19th, 2003, 6:10:05 PM
Originally posted by EM BILLSFAN 80
Did you see her in the Old Navy commercial? Hubba Hubba

oh yeah, that ad is suweeet.
Hurls
November 19th, 2003, 11:54:38 PM
Originally posted by mighty peace warrior
what no photo of her...lazy thread starting

here ya be mpw
MR. GIBBERISH
November 20th, 2003, 10:33:22 AM
yummy.
Hurls
November 20th, 2003, 1:31:25 PM
uhhhhhhhhh-huhhhhhhhhh
BironsGirl43
November 20th, 2003, 2:33:38 PM
She's naaaaaaaaaaasty

She is the epitome of fakeness

Ewww.. I feel sorry for the guys that find that sort of thing attractive..

And her boobs are fake.. along with everything else about her..

She's a tranny midget.. look at that stomach.. ewww

http://www.poster.net/lil-kim/lil-kim-photo-xl-lil-kim-6201401.jpg
Henry4MVP
November 20th, 2003, 2:35:03 PM
Don't worry, BG, you're hotter. :hump:
BironsGirl43
November 20th, 2003, 2:37:26 PM
Originally posted by Henry4MVP
Don't worry, BG, you're hotter. :hump:

Hahaha..

This has nothing to do with me.. she's just icky.... and she's stupid.. no intelligence whatsoever..

I can't believe some of you guys like that..

Oh well.. everyone needs love I guess.. beer goggles are the way to go..
MR. GIBBERISH
November 20th, 2003, 4:23:54 PM
Originally posted by BironsGirl43
Hahaha..

This has nothing to do with me.. she's just icky.... and she's stupid.. no intelligence whatsoever..

I can't believe some of you guys like that..

Oh well.. everyone needs love I guess.. beer goggles are the way to go..

Oh and you have my situation described so well :shakehead.
mighty peace warrior
November 20th, 2003, 9:19:42 PM
wow talk about two very different looking pics.
Sparx
November 21st, 2003, 12:36:57 AM
the one biron girls showed is just a bad picture.
Hurls
November 21st, 2003, 12:49:19 AM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
the one biron girls showed is just a bad picture.

I think BG messed with it out of jealousy! Sorry, J/K!!!

:D
StraightJ
November 21st, 2003, 1:01:46 AM
Originally posted by BironsGirl43
She's naaaaaaaaaaasty

She is the epitome of fakeness

Ewww.. I feel sorry for the guys that find that sort of thing attractive..

And her boobs are fake.. along with everything else about her..

She's a tranny midget.. look at that stomach.. ewww

http://www.poster.net/lil-kim/lil-kim-photo-xl-lil-kim-6201401.jpg

See, that is how I thought of her before this thread and the other pic(which looked pretty nice). I just didnt want to say anything lest someone label me. lol kudos for the pic which reminds me of how she looked the last time I happened to flip past mtv. I thought i had a bad memory til you added the pic!
J
StraightJ
November 21st, 2003, 1:04:34 AM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
the one biron girls showed is just a bad picture.

Sparkle, for your sake I hope the blow up doll is of the new and improved level 2 lil kim, Queen Kim ;), and not the one from 2 yrs or so ago! I dont think they allow returns on those lol
J
Hurls
November 21st, 2003, 1:06:05 AM
those chicks change appearances every week.
fweber73
November 21st, 2003, 4:40:25 PM
It's amazing what a few thousand dollars and some professional make-up artists can do. :D
Sparx
November 21st, 2003, 5:06:43 PM
Originally posted by fweber73
It's amazing what a few thousand dollars and some professional make-up artists can do. :D

doesn't matter, the doll is 100% prosthetics anyways. :)
MR. GIBBERISH
November 22nd, 2003, 3:24:18 PM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
doesn't matter, the doll is 100% prosthetics anyways. :)

:rofl: :applause:
Hurls
November 22nd, 2003, 3:26:55 PM
Originally posted by mr.sparkle
doesn't matter, the doll is 100% prosthetics anyways. :)

protect yourself