A mouse

[BogusTrumper]

So last week I had a mouse in my recycling bin. It was trying to jump out but just couldn't make it.

[looser]

We got a mouse caught in our washing machine at work, and it got washed. You would be surprised how far a dead, washed, trapped mouse will stretch before it comes apart into two pieces.

[MR. GIBBERISH]

Originally posted by reeves84
We got a mouse caught in our washing machine at work, and it got washed. You would be surprised how far a dead, washed, trapped mouse will stretch before it comes apart into two pieces.

dull job, eh?

[Henry4MVP]

I saw the tiniest lizard in the park last weekend. It was about the size of the 'enter' key on your keyboard.

[gilchristfan]

Originally posted by Henry4MVP
I saw the tiniest lizard in the park last weekend. It was about the size of the 'enter' key on your keyboard.

We have lizards all around our house and in our neighborhood. For 2 months after moving in, I thought I was seeing things. A guy in the 50's had a pet shop about 5 blocks away. He sold exotic animals, including these little lizards. When he died, his wife let all the animals go. Since that time, they lizards have thrived in about a 10 block area. They're harmless.

[Henry4MVP]

I used to try and catch skinks that we found in the garden when I was a kid. You'd grab one by the tail and it would break off, and later on you'd find all the skinks growing new tails.

[gilchristfan]

Ours breed pretty good. My neighbor's renovating a house on the other side of town, and he's been catching some in our neighborhood to transplant them to his. Those he took over last summer have survived and bred. I still haven't figured out why he's doing it.

[looser]

Originally posted by Henry4MVP
I used to try and catch skinks that we found in the garden when I was a kid. You'd grab one by the tail and it would break off, and later on you'd find all the skinks growing new tails.

So what did you do with your tail collection? My collection of tail was rather different when I was young :D

[Henry4MVP]

Originally posted by reeves84
So what did you do with your tail collection? My collection of tail was rather different when I was young :D

LOL...you weren't kidding with this B.A.D. thing, were you?

We didn't keep them, they sort of rot.

[looser]

Originally posted by Henry4MVP
We didn't keep them, they sort of rot.

I find that fresh tail is much more fun than old tail.

[Henry4MVP]

Originally posted by reeves84
I find that fresh tail is much more fun than old tail.


I'll take it any way I can get it, me old china. :hump:

[looser]

A bird in the hand...

[Henry4MVP]

I'd rather get two in the bush. :D

[looser]

Originally posted by Henry4MVP
I'd rather get two in the bush. :D

I am a one at a time man myself. Keep 'em miles apart from each other. And never the twain shall meet - I hope :D

[BogusTrumper]

This board is soooo whacked. A thread about a mouse should never get so far off topic. There are other, more lame boards, where a thread on a rodents would stay on rodents for pages . . .

[looser]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
This board is soooo whacked. A thread about a mouse should never get so far off topic. There are other, more lame boards, where a thread on a rodents would stay on rodents for pages . . .

Should I merge this with the Yard Rat cloning and prehistoric yard rat thread? And should I set up another thread where Henry and I can discuss the merits of having all your totty at once or keeping the two totties seperate?

Or would you rather I brought it back to washed and disintegrating mice?

[looser]

just for bogus - a nude mouse

[Henry4MVP]

Ooh la la!

[Denverbillsfan]

I was rather enjoying where it was going.

[NJBillsFan]

this thread is perfect. i was gonna comment on rats at my work, but then the subject changed, and i was gonna comment on my women in the early days (actually, i am still in my early days {snicker}), but it has now changed again. i don't what i am supposed to comment on anymore. rats or women?? acutally, there isn't much difference is there?? (JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[looser]

Originally posted by NJBillsFan
this thread is perfect. i was gonna comment on rats at my work, but then the subject changed, and i was gonna comment on my women in the early days (actually, i am still in my early days {snicker}), but it has now changed again. i don't what i am supposed to comment on anymore. rats or women?? acutally, there isn't much difference is there?? (JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Well, any rat comments might be taken amiss by Yardrat, and as for women - Hell hath no fury like a BogusTrumper scorned :D

So I stick to mice, and Henry is not here to contine the two totty debate.

[NJBillsFan]

Originally posted by reeves84
Well, any rat comments might be taken amiss by Yardrat, and as for women - Hell hath no fury like a BogusTrumper scorned :D

So I stick to mice, and Henry is not here to contine the two totty debate.

i think i will plead the fifth, or take a vow of silence. seems to be the only safe solution. so i will just eat my Warhead candy and say.....:pucker:

[looser]

And its the weekend now, so Bogus can't join in. Quiet without her, is it not?

[YardRat]

I've pulled several mice out from the pond in my wife's garden--they don't last too long in water.

Frogs do, though :D.

[looser]

Originally posted by YardRat
I've pulled several mice out from the pond in my wife's garden--they don't last too long in water.

Frogs do, though :D.

Must get Henry's recipe for fried frogs legs with roasted mouse on the side :D

[NJBillsFan]

Originally posted by reeves84
Must get Henry's recipe for fried frogs legs with roasted mouse on the side :D

that sounds scrumdidelyumptious

[looser]

Originally posted by NJBillsFan
that sounds scrumdidelyumptious
Yes, where is Henry when you need him?

[Henry4MVP]

Cookin' frog legs and roastin' mice, of course!

[MidnightVoice]

Originally posted by Henry4MVP
Cookin' frog legs and roastin' mice, of course!

Ahh, you are back

[unklechucky]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
This board is soooo whacked. A thread about a mouse should never get so far off topic. There are other, more lame boards, where a thread on a rodents would stay on rodents for pages . . .

Thats why its the asylum, where things can get off topic and nobody minds.

[MidnightVoice]

Originally posted by unklechucky
Thats why its the asylum, where things can get off topic and nobody minds.

I like chocolate.