Funny joke

[RaidersFan]

This joke is not ment to offend anybody.

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay. You're not.
He has a date coming over today. But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

[mde123]

sorry man, not funny. not because I was offended, I have all sorts of non-PC jokes. bad punchline

Here's one for ya:

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
DAM!

[NJBillsFan]

Q:how do you confuse a blonde............

A:put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner

Q:how does a blonde confuse you................

A:she comes out and tells you she found one

[D-Rocafella]

This is one of the plainest jokes I have ever heard but it always gets me.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic

[homerun throwback]

whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?


acne usually waits until you're a teen to *** on your face.