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Henry4MVP
May 26th, 2003, 3:32:44 PM
Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild; naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America; well developed & open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 & 35, she is like India; very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still a warm & desirable place to visit.

Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia; very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a glorious & all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan; most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
BogusTrumper
May 27th, 2003, 10:48:07 AM
That's very, umm, heartening, Henry.

It's cute. BUT IT'S WRONG
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 10:57:13 AM
WAY WRONG
YardRat
May 27th, 2003, 2:04:17 PM
But it's also funny----way funny
Henry4MVP
May 27th, 2003, 2:22:41 PM
I thought it was kinda funny, too. Actually, my Mom sent it to me. I don't have enough experience with women of varied ages to give original commentary.

Besides, Bogus, you're still firmly in the grip of 29, right? :)
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 2:53:32 PM
Originally posted by Henry4MVP
Besides, Bogus, you're still firmly in the grip of 29, right? :)

I would prefer to be in the grip of someone slightly older myself. 29 is still learning the ropes.
BironsGirl43
May 27th, 2003, 3:18:21 PM
So I am like Africa.... okay there...... lol..

That's cute though.. it cracked me up
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 3:28:53 PM
I used to live in Africa, and I have visited it since I stopped living there. :D
BogusTrumper
May 27th, 2003, 5:35:48 PM
We 29 years olds are not after men for their money. :rolleyes2
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 5:38:42 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
We 29 years olds are not after men for their money. :rolleyes2

I still prefer a little more experience. Approaching 40 is good.
BogusTrumper
May 27th, 2003, 5:43:33 PM
What kind of male chauvenist would pass this along? A woman's window for opportunity is exactly 2 years when they are so young they don't know up from down?
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 5:46:24 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
What kind of male chauvenist would pass this along? A woman's window for opportunity is exactly 2 years when they are so young they don't know up from down?

Or their whole life, if they meet the right men. :D
BogusTrumper
May 27th, 2003, 6:04:52 PM
I have no idea what you just said.
YardRat
May 27th, 2003, 7:37:09 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
I have no idea what you just said.

I interpreted it this way....

If your coupled with the right person, you can spend your entire life bouncing around from Africa to America, India and France and never have to worry about getting to Yugoslavia, Russia, Mongolia, or Afghanistan.

Could be right, could be wrong :D.
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 8:40:34 PM
Originally posted by YardRat
I interpreted it this way....

If your coupled with the right person, you can spend your entire life bouncing around from Africa to America, India and France and never have to worry about getting to Yugoslavia, Russia, Mongolia, or Afghanistan.

Could be right, could be wrong :D.

Close. Meet the right people and you can visit the world. :D

And a French woman at almost any age is................
jimmifli
May 27th, 2003, 10:29:02 PM
hairy and smells bad?
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 10:35:15 PM
Originally posted by jimmifli
hairy and smells bad?

No. An absolute delight and an experience well worth having.
jimmifli
May 27th, 2003, 10:40:11 PM
Do Montreal girls count?
reeves84
May 27th, 2003, 11:08:37 PM
Originally posted by jimmifli
Do Montreal girls count?

Knew one once. I prefer the real deal myself.
Henry4MVP
May 27th, 2003, 11:38:52 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper
What kind of male chauvenist would pass this along? A woman's window for opportunity is exactly 2 years when they are so young they don't know up from down?

Hey, you called my momma a male chauvenist. :rocky:
PUCKER
May 28th, 2003, 12:03:01 AM
Im like America..funny.
BogusTrumper
May 28th, 2003, 2:00:36 PM
Originally posted by YardRat
I interpreted it this way....

If your coupled with the right person, you can spend your entire life bouncing around from Africa to America, India and France and never have to worry about getting to Yugoslavia, Russia, Mongolia, or Afghanistan.

Could be right, could be wrong :D.

hehehe

:bunny:
reeves84
June 1st, 2003, 4:45:11 PM
Or alternatively, get a job that allows you to travel and be away from home alot. Then you can.....