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gilchristfan
February 27th, 2003, 1:10:11 AM
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Our founding father are rolling over in their collective graves. A war was fought over this over 200 years ago.
JoeMama
February 27th, 2003, 1:16:55 AM
Prostitution is super.
I'd rather the government tax it like any other business activity rather than deem it illegal.
Not only is it the oldest profession, its also the best profession.
Plus, think about modern society. Think about how the collective standard of being attractive has jumped up in the past 10 years? Think about the increased female expectations of what a man should look like? Think about the +50% divorce rate in our country.
As a result, think about all the poor, single guys there must be across this great nation of ours. Think about how sick they must get of looking at internet porn all day...? I ask you, don't THEY deserve sex?
If looks are God-given, then why should some guys NOT get booty just because they were BORN disadvantaged? If attractiveness is nature's gift to man to help him get laid, then I say prostitution is man's gift to himself so everyone can get laid!
Legalize it! The government should not be able to stop a person from doing what they want with their OWN bodies for a small profit.
NoCtUrNaL
February 27th, 2003, 2:05:40 AM
Originally posted by gilchristfan
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Our founding father are rolling over in their collective graves. A war was fought over this over 200 years ago.
What war was that?
gilchristfan
February 27th, 2003, 9:18:43 AM
"Prostitution without taxation" was the real rallying cry, it just couldn't be printed in the papers. Do you really think they cared all that much about representation?
NoCtUrNaL
February 27th, 2003, 11:34:03 AM
I've got an idea for something that would be sort of funny...an ala carte menu for brothels...you know like pizza with extra ingredients.
<i>"Let's see here....I'll have the house intercourse, hold the bj, and a side of tossed salad."</i>
gilchristfan
February 27th, 2003, 12:04:27 PM
rather than taxing them, it may make more sense just to require them to give a portion to a charitable cause. At least it would go to good use.
Of course, it wouldn't be too bad for their image either. A nice little plug on PBS like:
"Sesame Street is underwritten in part through a grant from the Crazy Horse Ranch Foundation."
" The CrazyHorse.... a friendly place for daddy to visit when mommy's not playing nice. "
jimmifli
February 27th, 2003, 12:10:28 PM
nicely done.
But you forgot the number 7 and the letter G.
NoCtUrNaL
February 27th, 2003, 12:27:00 PM
Originally posted by gilchristfan
rather than taxing them, it may make more sense just to require them to give a portion to a charitable cause. At least it would go to good use.
Of course, it wouldn't be too bad for their image either. A nice little plug on PBS like:
"Sesame Street is underwritten in part through a grant from the Crazy Horse Ranch Foundation."
" The CrazyHorse.... a friendly place for daddy to visit when mommy's not playing nice. "
Heeheee...
We gotta go back to the barter system....let's see those di¢kheads in Washington try and tax my brothel vists when I pay for them with a new set of Goodyear tires. Muahahaha
NoCtUrNaL
February 27th, 2003, 2:37:12 PM
Seriously...I'd love to see a brothel with a McDonalds style setup...you know...a counter with a menu hanging from the ceiling behind it...someone takes your order, they ask you if you'd like to supersize it....they hand you a tray with the hooker of your choosing on it along with some napkins.
gilchristfan
February 27th, 2003, 2:40:33 PM
only if they had a value menu
BogusTrumper
February 27th, 2003, 2:43:21 PM
Value hookers? I know where you can get some of those.
Henry4MVP
February 27th, 2003, 5:27:47 PM
No additional charge for the extra cheese?
gilchristfan
February 27th, 2003, 6:55:18 PM
I'd prefer the Happy Meal
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