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The REAL Sabres
February 25th, 2003, 1:37:52 PM
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1. H.O.T.S, with Danny Bonaduce

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2. Caddyshack 2, with Chevy Chase

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3. Nothing But Trouble, also with Chevy Chase

more to come

What are the worst movies you've ever seen??
bledsoe4gov
February 25th, 2003, 2:00:12 PM
that stupid basketball movie with Whoopi Goldberg...Eddie i think it was called
and Shaq's masterpiece Kazaam is up their too
thegame
February 25th, 2003, 3:29:56 PM
Signs
BogusTrumper
February 25th, 2003, 3:37:12 PM
I didn't get the trees in LOTR
billsfanone
February 25th, 2003, 3:40:09 PM
Bounce

I declared it the last chick flick I would ever see – much to my fiance's protests and begging. It was painfully bad. I'm still not fully recovered.
Henry4MVP
February 25th, 2003, 4:32:47 PM
Dragonfly (Kevin Costner)
Legionnaire (Jean Claude Van Damm)
The Ring (the only movie I've ever slept through while in a theatre)
reeves84
February 25th, 2003, 5:31:14 PM
The trial of Billy Jack
RaidersFan
February 25th, 2003, 7:01:19 PM
Sleepers (kevin Bacon)

thats the only one i really dont watch that many movies that i think are going to be bad
jimmifli
February 25th, 2003, 7:44:28 PM
No retreat No surrender. First VanDamn movie. He plays a russian. So bad its funny.

When www.IMDB.com first came online you didn't need to register to vote. Some of my friends wrote an auto voting program. For about two weeks this was the highest rated movie ever. Even higher rated than Star Wars (techie voting - Star wars is always tops). Kinda funny.
Mouldsie
February 25th, 2003, 7:57:09 PM
I don't have the patience or pride to watch bad movies. If it sux, I change the channel, turn off the movie and return it, or leave the theatre and (attempt) to go to another theater and watch something else.
FrankieA
February 25th, 2003, 9:23:12 PM
Monkeybone
YardRat
February 25th, 2003, 10:14:59 PM
Joe vs the Volcano--probably on Tom Hanks' list, also.
PUCKER
February 26th, 2003, 12:17:42 AM
Mr. Nanny with the old geezer himself - Hulk Hogan. What a wuss.
The REAL Sabres
February 26th, 2003, 10:19:23 AM
Oh how could I forget,

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Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow, with the usual cast of characters minus Steve Guttenberg & Bubba Smith
thegame
February 26th, 2003, 12:16:54 PM
That "old Geezer" could still, at 49, snap your neck and mine like a toothpick with the 24 inch pythons.
BogusTrumper
February 26th, 2003, 12:34:23 PM
If he could catch her ;)
RaidersFan
February 26th, 2003, 2:58:40 PM
imdb is a great site for all your movie and Tv and Game needs
Snarf
February 26th, 2003, 8:00:57 PM
The Scorpion King was the worst movie ever. My girlfriend at the time wanted to go see it so I went along. I have never seen such bad acting in my life. If you have never seen it, don't see it.
mighty peace warrior
February 26th, 2003, 8:41:49 PM
Meatballs Part II
Mouldsie
February 26th, 2003, 10:03:44 PM
The Scorpian King (although i have never seen it) can't suck, b/c there is a really hot choick in it.....

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PUCKER
February 27th, 2003, 2:13:43 AM
Originally posted by thegame
That "old Geezer" could still, at 49, snap your neck and mine like a toothpick with the 24 inch pythons.

Yeah,but like BogusTrumper said,he would have to catch me first! :D Besides,if Sting (my fav wrestler!) decides to sign with the WWE, (highly unlikely,but hopefully) He will "sting" those pythons with ease,just like he did at Starrcade. WWWWWWOOOOOO!!! :D *LOL*!
iakona
February 27th, 2003, 7:34:46 PM
Gangs of New York. That's just the most recent one.
Any movie with Jennifer lopez or Ben Affleck and/or Matt Damon.
RaidersFan
February 27th, 2003, 9:07:53 PM
man are you gay anything with JLO is great just casue she is in it.
EricStratton
February 27th, 2003, 9:42:38 PM
Did anyone besides me see Howard the Duck?
Henry4MVP
February 27th, 2003, 10:04:52 PM
LOL...yeah, but I liked Howard the Duck. :D
mighty peace warrior
February 27th, 2003, 10:16:33 PM
i will never admit i watched howard the duck......doh!
Joe Friday
February 28th, 2003, 7:19:47 AM
I saw Howard. I don't know why I watched all of it.
gonzo
February 28th, 2003, 7:21:25 AM
I actually liked Howard the Duck!

How about The Bridges of Madison County...make me :Barf:
jimmifli
February 28th, 2003, 10:58:27 PM
Max Headrum. WTH was that?
NoCtUrNaL
March 2nd, 2003, 1:10:59 PM
It's hard to pick a single worst...but, we saw a movie earlier today on cable that blew dead donkey balls...so I'll go for the most recent "worst movie ever" and pick "The Sweetest Thing" with Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate.

Holy sheat that movie blows, in fact, it's so bad it's almost funny for that.
D-Rocafella
March 3rd, 2003, 2:11:39 PM
Contrary to what iakona want's you to believe any movie with Damon or Affleck rocks. Good Will Hunting Was great, as was Dogma. And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is one of the funniest movies ever.

BTW, back to the origanal question. The worst movie by far has to be Halloween III season of the witch. Not only does it steal the name of one of the greatest horror films ever, but it just flat out sucks. Don't believe me, check it out for yourself

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Halbert
March 3rd, 2003, 3:05:37 PM
What's the big deal about JLo? She looks like youre average stank ho to me. Like a hispanic Pamela Anderson. Gross.
Tristan98srm
March 5th, 2003, 4:46:02 AM
Battlefield Earth.....horrible.....so...so...bad. why did they make that
D-Rocafella
March 5th, 2003, 2:10:21 PM
JLo is nice. I would give just about anything to send some time with her.
NoCtUrNaL
March 5th, 2003, 2:12:53 PM
Originally posted by D-Rocafella
JLo is nice. I would give just about anything to send some time with her.

Maybe you could help her pick and eat her boogers...
D-Rocafella
March 5th, 2003, 2:17:23 PM
nice find nocturnal. That is a gross pic! But I'd still take her though.
NoCtUrNaL
March 5th, 2003, 2:20:34 PM
Originally posted by D-Rocafella
nice find nocturnal. That is a gross pic! But I'd still take her though.

Ewww...booger eater liker. :D

I guess she could always brush her teeth afterwards...but nothing changes the fact that she's seen more shaft then an elevator. :D
D-Rocafella
March 5th, 2003, 2:23:15 PM
that's true, but so have most of the hot girls in Hollwood.