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YardRat
February 12th, 2003, 10:03:05 PM
Just like the Hard Core thread...

No Salary Cap + No Revenue Sharing = No NHL

Maxim Afinigenov + Russian pond hockey = concussion

Any more ??
The REAL Sabres
February 12th, 2003, 10:31:39 PM
41 points + 28 games remaining = 97 total points if we can win them all;)
YardRat
February 13th, 2003, 5:52:29 AM
Sabrejeff - sanity = previous post (jk):D
Sabres#1chick4life
February 13th, 2003, 7:01:58 AM
A Sabres hat $9.99

A Sabres mug $ 12.99

A ticket to a Sabres game $30.00 - $120.00

A Sabres jersey $100.00 - $500.00


The Buffalo Sabres + "Politicaly correct" people =

Gary Bettman Attitude. :grin: (PRICELESS)
Forum21
February 13th, 2003, 7:39:41 AM
Originally posted by Sabrejeff
41 points + 28 games remaining = 97 total points if we can win them all;)

sabrejeff + crack pipe = sabres make playoffs
Sabres#1chick4life
February 13th, 2003, 8:07:36 AM
ROTFLMFAO!!!

<~~~ hahahahhahahahahaha!!!


Hes got a good point Jeff. (LOL)
The REAL Sabres
February 13th, 2003, 9:22:42 AM
Originally posted by Sabres#1chick4life
A ticket to a Sabres game $30.00 - $120.00

A Sabres jersey $100.00 - $500.00


Whichever ticket and jersey you are talking about, they are probably counterfeit!!
Sabres#1chick4life
February 13th, 2003, 10:08:35 AM
why you say that?

I bought a jersey for 200. and ive seen game worn for even more.

a ticket for one to a game is anywhere between 30 (300 level) to 120 ( front row- ice/boards) The prices went up.
its like 118 for front row i believe now. Roby checked on sabres.com....... for me.
TITUS
February 13th, 2003, 6:08:07 PM
Heck, this one's easy:

New owner
-Lindy
-Darcy
__________
=A good start
LALAFONTAINE
February 13th, 2003, 8:29:17 PM
Originally posted by Buffarama
Ruff + mustache + dark hair + Eva = Hitler.


Buffarama=*******-Testicles-Brain
BironsGirl43
February 13th, 2003, 9:15:41 PM
Relax guys..

How about

Biron + Miller = solid young goaltending duo
thegame
February 13th, 2003, 10:25:36 PM
$5 parking (each game).
+
$266 Q-Pack.
+
Four Sabres jerseys.
=

Nothing to remember.
PUCKER
February 13th, 2003, 11:32:54 PM
Good coaching+good goaltending+good offense+good defense= Wins!

Zhitnik+aiming the puck at the net=GOAL!!!
Thumper
February 13th, 2003, 11:43:15 PM
Okay...So I'm an EA Sports NHL Hockey geek....I won the Stanley Cup with this current Sabres roster. So I got bored and started next season and made a few deals in the off season.

First Trade: Zhitnik to Detroit for Darren McCartey. (I would love this trade if it happend. Detroit is light on D, and the Sabres are light on grit.)

Second Trade: Dumont to Phoenix for Brad May. (I know, I know....Not the best deal considering Dumont's offensive skills compaired to May's......But May is the glue that holds a teams toughness together. Plus, I can turn the injuries off so May will never break his hand on someone else's face again ;-) plus, more much needed leadership.

Third Trade: Noronen and Varada to Chicago for Phil Housley. (I love this deal. Chicago gets a good solid young goaltender of the future, and a tough as nails agitator in Varada. We get that ever elusive powerplay QB that we pretty much haven't had since Housley was dealt away from us.)

4th Trade: Pyatt to LA for Adam Deadmarsh. (A gamble on losing the young Pyatt, but in getting Deadmarsh, we get a proven scorer, winner, and yet another leader.)

The lines look like this.....

LW - C - RW

Deadmarsh - Gratton - Satan
May - Barnes - Kotalik
McCartey - Brown - Hecht
Afinogenov - Mair - Connolly

McKee - Housley
Warrener - Kalinin
Campbell - Tallinder

Thumper + GM responsibilities = A Better Sabres Team.....At least in video game hockey....
PUCKER
February 13th, 2003, 11:48:01 PM
Jason Wooley+duct tape=keeping his big yapper shut! :shaddap:
fweber73
February 14th, 2003, 10:31:53 AM
Originally posted by Thumper

LW - C - RW

Deadmarsh - Gratton - Satan
May - Barnes - Kotalik
McCartey - Brown - Hecht
Afinogenov - Mair - Connolly

McKee - Housley
Warrener - Kalinin
Campbell - Tallinder



This line-up + NHL competition = 26 point season and a higher payroll.
LALAFONTAINE
February 14th, 2003, 12:04:24 PM
Housley? Keep the cancer in remission, thanks.
Thumper
February 14th, 2003, 12:47:19 PM
It's a video game, guys....Relax.


And I've won like 50 games out of 70 so far this season...So that's a bit more than 26 points ;-)
fweber73
February 14th, 2003, 12:59:40 PM
I think we need to tell Darcy about Thumper. If you can get 50 wins out of that team, maybe you should be behind the bench!!! You must be very good with your joystick! :thumbup:

Just havin' some fun with ya Thumper!!! :toast:
YardRat
February 14th, 2003, 9:53:12 PM
(Sabres vs Rangers) - no fans during 2nd period= A statement the league will notice and/or care about ??