What Type of Lib Are You?

[reeves84]

Which statement best describes your political beliefs?

[A] - The government can and should provide care for its citizens, and actively engineer and influence its society, funded by tax dollars.

[B] - Each person is responsible for his/her own self and his/her dependents, and should live their lives free of undue taxation and government interference.

[C] - I have no social nor moral constraints whatsoever.

[D] - The government and its responsibilities can be found either in the Reference Section or in Section 300 of the Dewey Decimal System.

[E] - I was born between September 23rd and October 23rd.

[F] - I play piano whilst wearing a sequined tuxedo, a full-length fur coat, and a bouffant hairdo.

How did you score?

If you answered [A] - you are a Liberal
If you answered [B] - you are a Libertarian
If you answered [C] - you are a Libertine
If you answered [D] - you are a Librarian
If you answered [E] - you are a Libra
and If you answered [F] - you are Liberace

[jimmifli]

B and F. Scary isn't it?

[reeves84]

Be Afraid. Be very afraid

[jimmifli]

Just call me LibeRANDce.

[JoeMama]

B fits me best!

But crap, I support gay rights & separation of church & state... I must be a flaming, live off the government, liberal!

Silly BBI posters & their silly assumptions about me.

[EricStratton]

Originally posted by JoeMama
Silly BBI posters & their silly assumptions about me.


Some would say Silly Joe and his assumptions about himself.

[Patrick76777]

Very funny

[billsfanone]

I have many Libertarian views. But silly BBI posters & their silly assumptions about me make me out to be a right wing nut.

[JoeMama]

Originally posted by EricStratton
Some would say Silly Joe and his assumptions about himself.

Swing over by Politics, Religion, & Sex.

How can I be a liberal if I don't support welfare, I don't support gun control, I don't support affirmative action, I support Dubya's 50/50 privitization of social security, & I think private organizations help the poor more efficiently than a check from the government.

All anti-liberal views economically.

I'm socially liberal, hands down. But you need to read up on your politics if you really consider me a "liberal."

I'm not really sure what I am, maybe some kind of psuedo-libertarian, maybe a boring moderate, I don't know!

[EricStratton]

You really don't read sarcasm well, do you Joe?

[JoeMama]

I'm TERRIBLE at it.

For my sake, you should put in parentheses (extreme sarcasm) next to your jokes. I'm totally oblivious.

[BogusTrumper]

Originally posted by billsfanone
I have many Libertarian views. But silly BBI posters & their silly assumptions about me make me out to be a right wing nut.

I just assumed you're a wingnut.

[billsfanone]

When you assume, you make an @ss out of u and me.

[BogusTrumper]

I've heard that - from a lot of wingnuts and lamos

[billsfanone]

Whatever pinko.

[shiva2999]

Originally posted by billsfanone
I have many Libertarian views. But silly BBI posters & their silly assumptions about me make me out to be a right wing nut.


It's hard to figure out people when they never really say anything.

[billsfanone]

Originally posted by shiva2999
It's hard to figure out people when they never really say anything.

I guess.

[BogusTrumper]

Originally posted by billsfanone
Whatever pinko.

nutbar

[reeves84]

This is degenerating into a monosyllabic insult contest.

[billsfanone]

Originally posted by reeves84
This is degenerating into a monosyllabic insult contest.

nerd!

[billsfanone]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
nutbar

treehugger

[jimmifli]

You're not really very good at this billsfanone.

Tree-Hugg-er 3 Syllables. Mono means 1.


Putz

[billsfanone]

Neither is nutbar.

schmuck

[JoeMama]

Supacalifrajilisticexpealidocious.

[billsfanone]

Originally posted by JoeMama
Supacalifrajilisticexpealidocious.

boohoo boohoo boohoo

You don't know the game joemama. You don't know how to play.

:crush:

[jimmifli]

Dolt

[BogusTrumper]

Originally posted by billsfanone
Neither is nutbar.

schmuck

I said nutbar when it was still a bisyllabic insult contest, jerk.

[reeves84]

man

[billsfanone]

Who ever said I was following along in any syllabic insult contest, frump.

[BogusTrumper]

Okay, that's low, Jacko

[billsfanone]

wacko

[reeves84]

The symbol of the Democratic Party

[BogusTrumper]

I can't think of anything that rhymes with wacko.

[billsfanone]

pinko

[BogusTrumper]

You already used that one :rolleyes2

[reeves84]

gecko

[shiva2999]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
I can't think of anything that rhymes with wacko.


Taco.

[BogusTrumper]

They say "taco" like "wacko" in Canada? I can only guess how they say it on LI

[jimmifli]

We say it "Talk-O".

[BogusTrumper]

Then how do you say "wacko?" Walk-O? Sounds like pac-man.

[shiva2999]

I don't know about jimmi, but everybody I know pronounces it tack-o.

[billsfanone]

I pronounce it tock-o

[JoeMama]

I pronouce it "filth wrapped in filth".

Down with tacos!