Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Me Three Kings Disoriented Are

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...

PARANOID DISORDER:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
While Shepards watched me!

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you
Why.

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
Blue Christmas

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock............(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

PSYCHOPATH:
People Roasting on an Open Fire.
Grandma got run over by ME

AUTISM
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
Happy Christmas - The war is never over.

AGORAPHOBIC
I can't leave home for Christmas.
I'll Be Home For the Holidays

INSOMNIAC
I can't dream of a White Christmas

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
Whose child is this....please!

DISORIENTATION:
I Saw Mommy Kissing The Easter Bunny

APATHY:
I Dont Really Care if You Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.

UNCONTROLLED ANGER
Deck the Relatives

ALCOHOLISM
Rudolph the red nosed Uncle
Bells will be ringing
Little Drummer Boy in my head

DRUG ADDICT
White Christmas

DRUG PUSHER
Frosty the Snowman

ADULTERY
I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus

SUICIDAL IDEATION
Christmas in Heaven

ALZHEIMER'S
Do they know it's Christmas?
The reason for the season????????????
What child is this?
O Christmas pee, O Christmas pee
It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Labor Day

DEMENTIA
I believe in Santa Claus
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

SEASONAL ADJUSTMENT DISORDER
Winter wonderland, my ass.
God, don't let it snow!

SOCIAL PHOBIA:
I'll Be Home For Christmas..........But Not At Your House

RECOVERY:
The 12 Steps of Christmas

SEPARATION ANXIETY
Go tell it on the mountains and wait for me!!!
Christmas without you.

GENERALIZED ANXIETY DISORDER:
O hell, O hell

PANIC DISORDER:
Oh, Holy Cow

MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME:
All I Want For Christmas Is Something That Isn't Contagious

FOR THOSE OF US ON MEDICATION:
Oh, Calm All Ye Faithful

CLAUSTROPHOBIC
I'll be staying in the mountains….

BULIMIA NERVOSA
Chestnuts roasting by an…..ugggghh!