New Year's Resolutions

[BogusTrumper]

What are your New Year's Resolutions?

[reeves84]

To step back and work at my comfort level and have fun, rather than struggle on with things I am not happy doing, and things that I am not doing well.

[Valerie]

I'm going to try and bury the hatchet with estranged family and friends. I'm also going to try to stop getting upset over things I can't control. I need to learn how to relax and enjoy life.

[reeves84]

Try the serenity prayer!!!!!!!!!

[BogusTrumper]

First person who says, "I resolve not to make any resolutions" gets banned.

[Valerie]

Now honestly, how many people actually keep their resolutions? Or at least make an honest attempt to keep them? And, how many are realistic? I think if you can keep at least three on your list, you're in good shape. :)

[BogusTrumper]

You sound drunk ;)

[billsfanone]

I'm going to try to be better.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper You sound drunk ;)
I am. I'm starting early with my resolution of getting drunk every day. :beerme: This is a lot easier than all my other resolutions. ;)

[FrankieA]

I made a New Years resolution last year to lose a little weight. I lost 30 lbs. over the summer. I have no idea what to do this year. Maybe I'll start smoking.

[BironsGirl43]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
First person who says, "I resolve not to make any resolutions" gets banned.

Damn, that's what I was going to say......:shakehead

[Mr. Pink]

I resolve to purge my home of all computers with internet capability.

[reeves84]

You seem to be having problems at home. Are you living with an internet junky?

[Mr. Pink]

Yes, we only talk these days via e-mail.

[reeves84]

You certainly can't talk via PM to anyone - YOUR BLOODY MAIL BOX IS FULL!!

[Mr. Pink]

No it isn't. I checked it, I don't know why it won't take any messages.

[BogusTrumper]

Empty your "sent items"

[reeves84]

What BT said

[BogusTrumper]

I resolve to remind Jaded to get drunk - if it ever crosses my mind.

[reeves84]

I resolve to remember the woman's dictionary:

Argument: A discussion that occurs when she is right, but I just havn't realized it yet.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper I resolve to remind Jaded to get drunk - if it ever crosses my mind.
Thanks, Bogus. Hopefully I won't need any reminders. I hope to be drunk 24/7. ;)

[Valerie]

I just thought of another New Year's resolution....I want to live my life in such a way that one day it becomes a Lifetime made for TV true story movie. :)

[Mr. Pink]

Who watches Lifetime?

[reeves84]

Obviously jaded.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Mr. Pink Who watches Lifetime?
I love Lifetime. :) That's what I did last night. I watched three made-for-TV true story movies on Lifetime. One day I hope to see my life on TV. lol

[FrankieA]

Unsolved Mysteries is a good show. They should do a segment why Buffalo teams can't win a damn title.

[Mr. Pink]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I love Lifetime. :) That's what I did last night. I watched three made-for-TV true story movies on Lifetime. One day I hope to see my life on TV. lol

I shudder in anticipation. I'll forward some pages of BBI to the script writers.

[reeves84]

I'll forward some pages of BBI to the script writers

All the good stuff has been edited out :D

[Mr. Pink]

There's more than enough and some that you have missed, I'm sure.

[reeves84]

Maybe we could make a BBI Book. Why don't you start?

[BogusTrumper]

Try the story forum

[Mr. Pink]

Originally posted by reeves84
Maybe we could make a BBI Book. Why don't you start?

I'm not that creative nor energetic.

[d1220]

I quit smoking on the 1st.....and slept about 2 hours yesterday as a result. I hope this sh@t will be worth it. I'd love to beat the cr@p out of something right now!:punch: lol

[BogusTrumper]

Hey d! Good for you! Other than that, how were your holidays?

[Valerie]

Congratulations and good luck, D1220. :) Are you on the patch or any prescribed stop smoking medication or are you just quitting on your own....cold turkey? I don't know how hard it is to quit since I've never smoked, but I wish you all the luck. And it will be worth it. If you're not married and/or dating, a lot of girls won't date smokers, so you'll increase your chances in finding someone. And, if you are married and/or dating, think of all the extra money you'll have now that you won't be spending it on cigarettes. :) Buy one of those things you squeeze in your hand when you get frustrated and try chewing gum. Best of luck to you.! :)

[BogusTrumper]

She's never quit smoking or even smoked but she's full of ideas :D

I hear that if you get a craving you should substitute it with another craving, i.e. sex. There's a tip.

[d1220]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
Hey d! Good for you! Other than that, how were your holidays?

Thanks Bogus. Holidays were good...uneventful. Took the week of Christmas off, relaxed, spent a lot of time vegging. Saw my brother and his family....came up for the holidays. Got to see the niece and nephews....very fun since I don't have any of my own....or a wife for that matter.lol How was yours?

[d1220]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Congratulations and good luck, D1220. :) Are you on the patch or any prescribed stop smoking medication or are you just quitting on your own....cold turkey? I don't know how hard it is to quit since I've never smoked, but I wish you all the luck. And it will be worth it. If you're not married and/or dating, a lot of girls won't date smokers, so you'll increase your chances in finding someone. And, if you are married and/or dating, think of all the extra money you'll have now that you won't be spending it on cigarettes. :) Buy one of those things you squeeze in your hand when you get frustrated and try chewing gum. Best of luck to you.! :)

Thank you for the positive thoughts on quitting! I am doing it cold turkey. I quit for almost a year at one point in the same manner, I just need to keep it up this time. Dating is another reason I quit....it does lessen the 'dating pool', I do date quite a bit (actively looking for Mrs. Right), and have noticed most do not smoke. Also, I had a choice, due to the cost of cigarettes......do I sell my boat or do I continue to smoke at a cost of $200 a month....easy choice.lol I bought 5 bags of Jolly Rancher candies, that worked the last time..... Again, thanks for the good feedback! It helps to hear it.

[d1220]

Originally posted by BogusTrumper
She's never quit smoking or even smoked but she's full of ideas :D

I hear that if you get a craving you should substitute it with another craving, i.e. sex. There's a tip.

I like that idea better than my Jolly Rancher candy one! Now to find someone that can satisfy the craving 20 times a day. lol Heck, I'll take once.

[JoeMama]

Quitting smoking is a breeze. Just replace smoking with masterbating!

My new years resolution is to stop being so damn awesome.

[d1220]

Originally posted by JoeMama
Quitting smoking is a breeze. Just replace smoking with masterbating!

:D