favorite Movie Quotes

[Cowboy]

I like, "He was a mean dowg."

Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.

[BogusTrumper]

No, it's Iowa

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in response to Shoeless Joe Jackson who wanted to know, "Is this Heaven?"

[reeves84]

“What we've got here is failure to communicate” – Strother Martin as the Captain in “Cool Hand Luke”, 1967

[reeves84]

No is Iowa

Thanks for the plug, BT

[EricStratton]

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily"


Bluto to Flounder in Animal House

[billsfanone]

"Hey"

I forget what movie...

[jimmifli]

"We made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

Greatest movie of all time.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by jimmifli "We made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

Greatest movie of all time.
I don't know what movie this is from. Can you please tell us? :)

[EricStratton]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't know what movie this is from. Can you please tell us? :)


One of the Godfather movies Jaded, I think the first one.

[Valerie]

Thanks, Eric. :) I haven't seen any of them, so I wouldn't know the quote.

[OnlyOneYeti]

It's definitely the first one.

[OnlyOneYeti]

"Here you are all equally worthless."
from Full Metal Jacket...and it's not even the best quote. All the good ones would get me kicked off the forum, though.

[Cowboy]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

-Roy Scheider, Jaws.

[BogusTrumper]

We're going to need a bigger boat

Johnny Depp as George Jung in Blow (quoting Roy Scheider)

[Cowboy]

"But I don't need a little, I need a lot."

Johnny Depp as George Jung in Blow

[BogusTrumper]

I am Jack's cold sweat.

Narrator, Fight Club

[Cowboy]

"What?"

-Many, many movies.

[BogusTrumper]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Narrator, Fight Club

[reeves84]

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
So this is all I have to say...

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat.

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
And you can do the same thing if you please.

MASH the Movie

[Cowboy]

"Oh my GOD, they shot him!"

-Hotlips, MASH the movie.

[BogusTrumper]

Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy!

Doctor Emilio Lizardo/Lord John Whorfin: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[Valerie]

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.

Seth (Nicholas Cage) in City of Angels

[thegame]

"So shall we shag now or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it, do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails, Whore's bath. Personally, before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarrige a little bit of "How's your Father".

-Austin Powers in "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery"

[The Philster]

"We came, we saw, we kicked its @$$!!"
Peter Venkman...Ghostbusters

[Valerie]

When I watch you eat, when I see you asleep, when I look at you lately...I just want to smash your face in.

Barbara Rose (Kathleen Turner) in War of the Roses

[FrankieA]

Funny, she don't look drewish.-John Candy as Barf in the movie Spaceballs.

[Valerie]

I hate to tell you, but I'm from Minnesota. South of Neanderthal.

Doug Dorsey (DB Sweeney) in The Cutting Edge

[Figurita20]

"Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is afraid of the big, black bat"

The Joker (Jim Carrey) in Batman forever

[honey]

"Go ahead, Punk! Make my day!" - some Dirty Harry movie.

[Figurita20]

"If you see an agent, do as we do, run"

Cypher (Joe Pantoliano) in Matrix

[OnlyOneYeti]

"It's my duty to please that booty."
Sam L. in Shaft

[shiva2999]

"******* the bank! Before we do a job we live life! It's better that way .......... Now we do heroin!"

Jean Hughes Anglade in "Killing Zoe".

[OnlyOneYeti]

Man, that was a cool movie...I haven't seen it in so long, I'd almost forgotten about it.

[jimmifli]

"Its more if you wanna crap on me"

Killing Zoe

[shiva2999]

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/trueromance.shtml

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

Christopher Walken in "True Romance"

[OnlyOneYeti]

I kinda liked it when that Hungarian guy kept babbling "Keyser Soze" in The Usual Suspects.

[reeves84]

"Round up the ususl suspects" Casablanca

"life is a cabaret" Cabaret

[gonzo]

Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?

Mel Gibson as William Wallace in "Braveheart"

[Bellowing4DaBills]

"We will go to the great whore and suckle till we are fat and can suckle no more"

Oliver Reed in Gladiator... lot of great lines in that movie

[thegame]

"Obi Wan once thought as you do"

- Darth Vader in "Return of the Jedi".

[BogusTrumper]

Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple?
Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink: Why not?
Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.

from Reservoir Dogs

[EricStratton]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. "


Jake

[gonzo]

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God.

Jorge de Burgos in The Name of the Rose

[The REAL Sabres]

"The post-game show is brought to you by...(shuffling through papers)...Christ, I can't find it, the Hell with it!"

-Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker) in Major League

[BogusTrumper]

I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that son' bitch Reagan in the White House.

H.I., Raising Arizona

[Cowboy]

"Look into both our eyes and say it."

-Jack Black, Saving Silverman

[Cowboy]

"Now go on home and snuff 'er!"

The coach in Saving Silverman.

[reeves84]

Normal people bore me. I prefer lunatics. At least the lunatics are committed.
BATMAN

[The REAL Sabres]

"Sex can be a beautiful, sensual experience between a man and a woman who truly love each other and want to spend eternity together laying in each other's gentle embrace. Or it can be a dirty, filthy spank-fest in a bus station restroom shared by two anonymous consenting adults on a layover in Detroit and no one ever need know! ...and that's how I knew I wasn't a lesbian!"

-Kevorkian, School Nurse & Funeral Director (Shirley Jones) in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th

[Crinoline]

"I see you've got the machine that goes 'bing!'"

Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

[The REAL Sabres]

Mini-Me (Verne Troyer): [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyonce Knowles): Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?

-from Austin Powers in Goldmember

[reeves84]

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat Man. Woman inherits the earth.

JURASSIC PARK

[The REAL Sabres]

Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner): You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins): You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

-from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[The REAL Sabres]

Dr. Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd): I think we better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis): Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray): Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

-from Ghostbusters

[reeves84]

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt."

John Milton, The Devil's Advocate

[The REAL Sabres]

Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen): It's very impressive, yes.

-from The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

[shiva2999]

"***** Gasper Gomez and ***** the *****ing Diaz brothers, ***** 'em all. I bury those cockaroaches! What they ever do for us?"


"All I got in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody!"


"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."


"I never ****ed anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em."


"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman."


"You ***** with me, you *****in with the best!


"Say hello to my little friend!"


Tony Montana "Scarface"

[reeves84]

"Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning."

Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas

[The REAL Sabres]

Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley): I called.
Richard Hayden (David Spade): Oh, yeah? What number did you dial?
Tommy Callahan: three , seven , six, niner, five, two.....
Richard Hayden: You're kinda trailin' off there. And did I catch a "niner" in there? What were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
Tommy Callahan: It was a cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Not here, not now.

-from Tommy Boy

[shiva2999]

Mongol General: Conan, what is good in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Conan the Barbarian (1981)

[reeves84]

Aristotle is not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not `Every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement.

A FISH CALLED WANDA

[JoeMama]

From Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

or

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible ****... me!

[reeves84]

Pat's got himself a tart...
She's not a tart.
Oh, she's a lady then?
She's not that either.

THE CRYING GAME

[BogusTrumper]

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.

Macon, The Accidental Tourist

[OnlyOneYeti]

"I am looking for a man who calls himself Bucho. That's all. But you had to do it...the hard way."
El Mariachi in Desperado

[Cowboy]

"They brought their ****in' TOYS with them!!"

Slapshot

[Figurita20]

"Donnie, shut the ******* up"

The big Lebowsky, (John Goodman)

[JoeMama]

Originally posted by Cowboy
"They brought their ****in' TOYS with them!!"

Slapshot

Haha...

I love that movie.

My favorite part was during the national anthem where the referee kept looking back at one of the Hansen brothers very nervously after a fight so the Hansen brother yelled...

"I'm trying to listen to the ****in song!!!"

[billsfanone]

Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket): I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three ********* seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!

[jimmifli]

"Eat's not A tooomor"

Kindergarten cop

[MVDaBomb]

"Here's the thing - if you can't spot the sucker in your first 30 minutes at the table, then you are the sucker".

Mike McD - Rounders

"I got a monster hand Teddy, I'm gonna lay that down".

Mike McD - Rounders

"Hey you knock him down, why don't you try knockin me down".

- Rocky Balboa, Rocky V

"You put that heavy bag of bones in the ring with me, and you're going to see the meaning of pain".

- Apollo Creed, Rocky IV

"I'm gonna make Gretsky's head bleed".

- Trent "double down" Walker, Swingers

"I'd say in a given week I really only do about 15 minutes of actual work".

- Peter Gibbons, Office Space

"You hang on to your tounge and I'll hold on to my patience"

- obscure bouncer, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in"

- If you don't know, ya better ask somebody

[MVDaBomb]

"Luca Brazzi held a gun to his head, and my father told him that either his signiture or his brains would be on that contract".

- Michael Corleone

"You're like this big bear man, with these claws, and these fangs"

- Trent double-down

Props to Eric Stratton for taking the best Animal House quote

[OnlyOneYeti]

"I said we'll cut off your JOHNSON!"
Oolie the Nihilist in The Big L

"...so I say, 'Hey, Lama...how about somethin', y'know, a little somethin' for the effort?' And d'ya know what he said to me? He said, 'No, there's no money, but on your deathbed...you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me. Which is nice."
Bill Murray in Caddyshack

[thegame]

"Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refil" -Ed Harris in "Major League"

(Harris is then smacked in the head by a flying bat)

[The REAL Sabres]

from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Mrs. Finkle (Alice Drummond): If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!
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Melissa Robinson (Courteney Cox): Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey): Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa Robinson: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
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Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
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Ronald Camp (Udo Kier): I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura [as Tom Ace]: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
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Lois Einhorn (Sean Young): Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
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Melissa Robinson: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
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Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone!
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.
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Mr. Shickadance (Mark Margolis): Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah. What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura: Fiber.
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Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure!
Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man.
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Ace Ventura [as Captain Kirk]: Captain's Log, stardate 29.6, rounded off to the ....nearest decimal point. We've...traveled back in time to save an ancient species from....total annihilation. SO FAR...no...signs of aquatic life anywhere, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've.....GOT TO, MISTER!!!
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Ace Ventura [as Heinskitz Velvet]: To train ze dolphin you must get unside ze dolphins head and think like a dolphin. Und i am saying to Snowflake, "Okokokokok" und he is saying "Okok" und it sends him up on the tail! "Eeeeeee!!!" Und you can quote him!

[d1220]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this one, hell, it's printed on t-shirts....

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning....It smells like....victory" - Robert Duvall, Apoclypse Now - Francis Ford Copola's masterpiece.

[John]

"Bond, James Bond"

[John]

Originally posted by MVDaBomb
"Luca Brazzi held a gun to his head, and my father told him that either his signiture or his brains would be on that contract".

- Michael Corleone



"It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes"

[John]

Originally posted by thegame
"Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refil" -Ed Harris in "Major League"

(Harris is then smacked in the head by a flying bat)

"I hate this *******ing song"

The owner of the Indians in Major League when Wild Thing comes out of the pen to face the Yankees in the penant deciding game

[The REAL Sabres]

from Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin (Christopher McDonald): I eat pieces of $h!t like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler): [laughing] You eat pieces of $h!t for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No!.... I....!
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Grandma (Frances Bay): What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, she's dead. She got hit by a car.
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Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
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Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly (Ben Stiller): You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel): That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count! Good for you!
Mr. Larson: And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.
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Happy Gilmore: You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
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Bob Barker (as Himself): The price is right! ... Bitch!
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Happy Gilmore: Son of a bitch ball! Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!
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Happy Gilmore: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

[Valerie]

So, what's the moral to this story, other than cat people should marry cat people and dog people should marry dog people?

Gavin (Danny DeVito) in The War of the Roses

[Sandman808]

National Lampoon's Vacation:

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.


Clark: Could I do your back, honey?
Ellen Griswold: I've already done my back.
Clark: Could I do your front?
Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front.


Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.


Clark Griswold: I think you're all f#(ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f#(king fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f#(king fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're a$$holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy $h!t!


Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark Griswold: Are you kidding this is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Its a BB gun. You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.


Ellen Griswold: We can't leave Aunt Edna on the patio!
Clark: Would you prefer I slip her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?

Clark Griswold: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Pimp: F#(k yo mama!
Clark Griswold: Thank you very much.

[BogusTrumper]

You had me at hello.

from the movie, Jerry Maguire

[Mr. Pink]

Originally posted by Cowboy
"They brought their ****in' TOYS with them!!"

Slapshot

"Puttin' on the foil!"

[Sandman808]

Half Baked:

[Kenny asks what he should get to eat.]
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny Davis: That's it?

Kenny Davis: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his b!tch!

Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d!(k for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d!(k for marijuana?

Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy $h!t, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!
Thurgood Jenkins: Who the **** told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.

Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon.
Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Jenkins: Right near the beach, boy!

Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself.
Brian: Alright, I'll give you four

[The REAL Sabres]

from National Lampoon's Vegas Vecation

Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase): I think you got the signs mixed up.
Buffet Guy (Jason Stuart): Oh, yeah, you're right. [switches the signs] Want some?!?
Clark W. Griswold: I'll be over by the Saltines Eddie.
Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid): I'll have some of the yella. ...don't get cheap on me!

[BogusTrumper]

Ditto.

Sam Wheat, Ghost

That's as romantic as I get.

[reeves84]

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

-- Groucho Marx.

[thegame]

"Begun this clone war has." - Yoda: "Attack of the Clones"

[BogusTrumper]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[The REAL Sabres]

from National Lampoon's Animal House

Eric "Otter" Stratton (Tim Matheson): He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Donald "Boon" Schoenstein (Peter Riegert): Only we can do that to our pledges.
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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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Babs Jansen (Martha Smith): Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
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Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Kent "Flounder" Dorfman (Stephen Furst): Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
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Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer (Verna Bloom): Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
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Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon): Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard (James Daughton): Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horse$h!t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
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Robert Hoover (James Widdoes): We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
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Larry "Pinto" Kroger's evil conscience (Thomas Hulce): **** her. **** her brains out. **** her ****, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Pinto's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Pinto's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that ****-***. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Pinto's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. ...I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Pinto's evil conscience: You h0m0.
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John "Bluto" Blutarsky (John Belushi): They took the bar! The whole ****ing bar!
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Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day (Bruce McGill):War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard]... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my a$$ from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer--
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!!
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Otter: I think this situation absolutely requires that a really futile, stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Bluto: And we're just the guys to do it.
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Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the ****ing Peace Corps.
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Doug Neidermeyer (Mark Metcalf): How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an a$$hole, Neidermeyer?
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Flounder:I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
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Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
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Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Otter: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that?
Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like $h!t through a goose.
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Clorette De Pasto (Sarah Holcomb): Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.
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Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?
Otter [addressing the room]: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen![Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner.]
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Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy (Karen Allen): You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Pinto: Hey!
Boon: What'd I say?
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Boon: Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy: Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon: No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
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D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You ****ed up -- you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder [crying]: That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
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Dave Jennings (Donald Sutherland): Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Dave Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Dave Jennings: It's a piece of $h!t. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?
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Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon): Thank you, sir! Please, may I have another?
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Dean Vernon Wormer: Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little $h!t just like you.
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Bluto: NO PRISONERS!!!!!!

[BogusTrumper]

Get away from her, bitch!

Ripley, Aliens

[The REAL Sabres]

from Caddyshack

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase): Let me just clean this up here. [lifts up bow and arrow] ..getting ready for the season.
Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan): Duck?
Ty Webb: No...dolphin!
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Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
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Judge Smails (Ted Knight): This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Sandy McFiddish (Thomas Carlin): Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler (Bill Murray): Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy McFiddish: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY THINGS!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
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Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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Al Czervik: Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
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Carl Spackler: IT'S IN THE HOLE!
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Al Czervik: I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
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Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe): I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
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Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
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Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.
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Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.
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Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college.
Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
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Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
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Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
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Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
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Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.
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Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
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Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Dr. Beeper (Dan Resin): I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
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Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.
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Ty Webb: Guys, don't include me in this.
Carl Spackler: Come on, Ty, you're an ace! Everybody knows it!
Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
Carl Spackler: What are you, religious or something?
Ty Webb: You might say that.
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[Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome.]
Al Czervik: While we're young!! What're we, waiting for these guys? HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat?
Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off.
Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
Al Czervik: OK, you can owe me.
Judge Smails: I owe you nothing.
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Ty Webb: Thank you very little.
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Al Czervik: Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
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Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife!
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Lacey Underall: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties!
Ty Webb: How do you mean?
Lacey Underall: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
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Judge Smails: I demand satisfaction.
Al Czervik: Yeah, well I'll tell you what's satisfying: CASH. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks.
Judge Smails: I could beat you with one good arm.
Al Czervik: Well, how about teams, then. I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr. Frankenputz.
Dr. Beeper: I beg your pardon.
Ty Webb: Judge, Al, I don't play golf...for money...against people.
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Mrs. Smails (Lois Kibbee): Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
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Judge Smails: Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop Fred Pickering (Henry Wilcoxon): Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.
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Ty Webb: You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink.
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Carl Spackler: Bark like a dog!!!
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Bishop Fred Pickering: Why don't you come on down to our new Lutheran center?
Danny Noonan: "I've often thought about becoming a priest.
Bishop Fred Pickering: Oh, are you a Roman Catholic?" [Danny nods] Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
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Sandy McFiddish: Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off.
Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
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Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
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Al Czervik: [after accidentally hitting Judge Smails in the crotch with his golf ball] I should have yelled 'two.'

[BogusTrumper]

Peter Gibbons: When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: ****, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

Office Space

[EricStratton]

From one of the best camp movies made - Meatballs


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Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."

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" And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! "



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"Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. You guys split 'em up however you want"

[thegame]

Random Star Wars Quotes:

FROM YODA

"Your father he is." - Yoda, ep 6

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda, ep 5

"Much fear I sense in him." - Yoda, ep 1

"The dark side I sense in you, Dooko." - Yoda, ep 2

FROM "A NEW HOPE"

"You're all clear kid, now lets blow this thing and go home." - Solo, ep 4

"What a piece of junk!" - Luke Skywalker, ep 4

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." - Leia Skywalker, ep 4

"The force is strong with this one." - Darth Vader, ep 4

"Look at the size of that thing." - Wedge Antilles, ep 4

"I find you're lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader, ep 4

[Mr. Pink]

Is this famous movie quotes or scripts?

[BogusTrumper]

They're easier to read if they're posted one at a time, aren't they?

[thegame]

From "Down Periscope"

Lt. Marty Pascul: What is this, Buckman?

Buckman: This one is coffe, the other one looks like cooking lard, sir."

Lt. Marty Pascul: And which one do you think we'll be using more of, Buckman?"

Buckman: "We'll I don't know sir, it can get pretty cold..."

Lt. Marty Pascul: "Shut up Buckman! Do you think we're all gonna wake up in the morning and have a nice, hot, steaming glass of... pig fat?!?!"

(Lt. Marty Pascul was played by Rob Schneider)

[BogusTrumper]

Chuck Noland: WILSON!!!

Cast Away

[thegame]

More from Star Wars: THE JEDI

episode 2: "This party's over" - Mace Windu

episode 6: "You're thoughts betray you father." - Luke Skywalker

episode 4: "The force will be with you, always." - Obi Wan Kenobi

episode 1: "This boy may fulfill the prophecy, the one who will bring balance to the force." - Qui Gon Gin

episode 5: "No, Luke. I am your father." - Anakin Skywalker

[gunzlingr]

Pulp Fiction:

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[gunzlingr]

There's Something about Mary:

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7- Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8- minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6- Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ****in' fired!

[thegame]

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." - Luke Skywalker

This is my favorite Star Wars quote.


Major League

Pedro Cerrano: Hats, for bats... Keep bats warm.

Roger Dorn: Yeah.

Cerrano: Gracias

Dorn: Hey Amigo... (Cerrano glances at Dorn) you're welcome.



Jake Taylor: "If you ever tank another play like you did today, I'll cut your nuts off and shove um' down your f---ing throat!"




Harry Doyle: "You can close the book on Canetella" (Shields the microphone) "Thank God".

[gilchristfan]

"Leave the gun... take the canoli"

Pete Clemenza, Godfather 1


"I blow my nose in your face, I fart in your general direction."

John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Cowboy]

"I do?"

Tom Hanks, Cast Away

[Cowboy]

"Y'ever have sex with an animal, Jack?"

Grodin, Midnight Run

"the litmus configur-ur-r-ation."

"Ya have change of a thousand?"

"Looks like I'm walkin'."

DeNiro, Midnight Run

[thegame]

From Major League 2:

Roger Dorn: Do you think it's too early for a "Roger Dorn Night".

Lou Brown: We won a game yesterday. If win one today, that's two in a row. If we win again tomorrow, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

Ricky Vaughn: Blow it out your ass, lardmouth.



Scene: Vaughn is pitching to the newly acquired Jack Parkman at the Indian's training camp facility.

Vaughn: I got a new one I'll show ya. If you get a piece of it, you can re-name it.

(Vaughn get his offering pounded by Parkman, who sends the pitch out of the park)

Parkman: I think I'd call it the "masterbater".

[JoeMama]

Star Wars is terrible. All of them.

I see no appeal to a generic good vs. evil plot. Especially with dialogue as bad as that trilogy (the new ones are even worse).

And for all you Star Wars buffs out there, answer me this:

How the hell did those monkey/teddy bear things (ewoks?) beat the empirical army on that one planet? How the hell did the empirical army take over the universe if they can't even beat monkeys who only had sticks & stones? I won't suspend belief for a minute. It's too god forsaken stupid.

Everything about Star Wars sucks.

[OnlyOneYeti]

LOL...
And you think ticking off the right wingers is bad? Attacking Star Wars fans is total suicide. I nearly got beheaded by flying crockery when I asked my cousin almost the same question.

[JoeMama]

Haha...

I refuse to watch those stupid ass movies now. After I saw those teddy bear things totally beat up guys with armor & laser guns, I was like, what the hell is going on?

It's no wonder they get mad when you ask them that. They don't have a valid answer!

Monkeys with sticks beat up dudes in armor with lasers! Obviously, the armor does nothing & the lasers are about as accurate as rifles from the revolutionary war.

Sorry, that's too retarded even for me!

[thegame]

Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

But I still love Star Wars.

[gilchristfan]

Joe, good thing you didn't watch Episode I, Jar Jar Binks made the Ewoks look like Darth Vader.

I've always agreed that the dialogue was weak, the good v. evil and little man v. evil empire was a little lame, but never really hated the movies. I've always appreciated the special effects, and treated the movies for what they are, entertainment.

I've always thought Darth Vader was an imaginative on screen character, and the light saber was imaginative as well. In terms of cinematography, it was, light years (pardon the expression), ahead of a movie such as 2001, a Space Oddessy (sp.). The first 2 movies were just fun to watch, no more, no less.

[JoeMama]

Originally posted by gilchristfan
Joe, good thing you didn't watch Episode I, Jar Jar Binks made the Ewoks look like Darth Vader.

I've always agreed that the dialogue was weak, the good v. evil and little man v. evil empire was a little lame, but never really hated the movies. I've always appreciated the special effects, and treated the movies for what they are, entertainment.

I've always thought Darth Vader was an imaginative on screen character, and the light saber was imaginative as well. In terms of cinematography, it was, light years (pardon the expression), ahead of a movie such as 2001, a Space Oddessy (sp.). The first 2 movies were just fun to watch, no more, no less.

Unfortunately, I was forced to see Episode I with loved ones. Jar Jar Binks was a poor excuse of a character. I guess in the realm of sci-fi, people are under the misguided impression that his annoying antics are supposed to pass as humor...

Although, to Star Wars credit, Darth Vader was one bad ass dude. He was the lone aspect of the movie I liked. Lucas built his character nicely.

[Mr. Pink]

Originally posted by JoeMama
Star Wars is terrible. All of them.

I see no appeal to a generic good vs. evil plot. Especially with dialogue as bad as that trilogy (the new ones are even worse).

And for all you Star Wars buffs out there, answer me this:

How the hell did those monkey/teddy bear things (ewoks?) beat the empirical army on that one planet? How the hell did the empirical army take over the universe if they can't even beat monkeys who only had sticks & stones? I won't suspend belief for a minute. It's too god forsaken stupid.

Everything about Star Wars sucks.

Because that's what's in the book/script.

[BogusTrumper]

Now you're thinking, just now "Why me, O God?". The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year.

Dorleac The Count of Monte Cristo

[BogusTrumper]

Star Wars, the original, is the best one. It had humor, action, special effects, an incredible villain.

Darth Vader may be the best villain ever. I saw an interview with George Lucas where he was saying that just Vader's physical presence worked - even before you got any background, dialog, or meaningful action from him. The moment he walked onto the screen for the first time in the very first screening, the audience booed him - which is what happened when I saw it for the first time.

The rest pretty much suck but they really lost me with the ewoks.

[Cowboy]

We're getting off topic here.

"Only in his dreams can a man be truly free. Twas always thus and always thus will be."

Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society

[Cowboy]

"Luck don't last forever, lawn boy."

-Corey Pearson, Summer Catch.

[BogusTrumper]

If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have left.

Edmond, The Count of Monte Cristo

[reeves84]

"You see, its Catch 22"

Catch 22

[OnlyOneYeti]

Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy

[BogusTrumper]

Let's make a bargain. You ask God for help, and I'll stop the moment He shows up.

Dorleac, The Count of Monte Cristo

[BogusTrumper]

The secret is to never lose control

Chad, In the Company of Men

[gilchristfan]

"I knew it was you Fredo, and you broke my heart!!"

Michael Corleone, Godfather II

[BogusTrumper]

It is not our abilities that tell us what we truly are ... it is our choices.

Dumbledore

[Mr. Pink]

Follow the spiders, follow the spiders. Why can't it be follow the butterflies?

Ron Weasly

[thegame]

"Don't you guys drop me, I'm worth a million bucks!"
- Lawrence Taylor as Shark Lavay is Any Given Sunday

[thegame]

"I came for one reason, to do one thing. To learn how to fly."

- Lawrence Fishburn as Lt. Hannible Lee in The Tuskegee Airmen.

[JetMoses]

"You get a love letter from me, you're *****d forever!"

Dennis Hopper/Blue Velvet

[thegame]

"Hey goose, take me to bed or lose me forever!"

Meg Ryan in "Top Gun"



"I feel the need... The need for speed!"

Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards in "Top Gun"

[BogusTrumper]

Women have changed since your time, Leo. They've become dangerous!

Stuart, Kate & Leopold

[BogusTrumper]

People always ask me if Michael Sullivan was a good man. And I always give them the same answer. He was my father.

Michael Sullivan, Road to Perdition

[d1220]

This is the biggest thread I've seen in the assylum......lets keep it up.

"Surely you can't expect me to fly this plane alone. Of course I do, and stop calling me Shirley". -Airplane.

[Mr. Pink]

Get me a nurse who can operate without getting her tits in the way.

"Trapper" John McIntyre - M*A*S*H

[BogusTrumper]

Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here.

Opal Fleener, Hoosiers

[BogusTrumper]

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Princess Bride

[Valerie]

Lisa: But why me?

Lewis: Because I finally looked up and your light was on.

Bed of Roses

[BillyT92679]

"You talkin to me?" Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver.

Rocky Balboa-"For six years I been comin here and for six years you been stickin it to me, I wanna know why." Mickey-"You wanna know?" Rocky-"I WANNA KNOW NOW!!!" Mickey-"Ok I'm gonna tell ya. You had the talent to be a good fighter, and insteadda that, you became a legbreaker, for some cheap, second rate loan shark." Rocky-"It's a living!" Mickey-"IT"S A WASTE OF LIFE!!!"-Rocky

"Hey, I'm walkin here!"-Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy

[BogusTrumper]

Why am I always smiling? It's all so ****ing hysterical.

Peter Sullivan: Road to Perdition

[Mouldsie]

Not my favorite but I just saw the movie.....

"Why do the Yankees always win?
Because the other team is distracted by the pinstripes."

Catch Me if You Can

[BogusTrumper]

Riots in the streets, dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters

[jimmifli]

"It just popped into my head" Ray Ghostbusters

[thegame]

Ah Ghostbusters. Thanks jimmifli.

Winston: " I have seen **** that will turn you white!"

Scene-

Mayor: "So what the hell happened?"
Ray: "Everything was going fine until dickless here turned off the power"

later...

Mayor: (to his guards) "Get him out of here!" (referring to Peck, the EPA representitive)

Venkman: "By."

Peck: "I'm gonna get you Venkman!"

Venkman: "I'm gonna get you a nice fruitbasket, I'm gonna miss him!"

[jimmifli]

Or how about:

"I've worked in the private sector, They expect results!" Ray again

[BogusTrumper]

Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes. The man has no dick.

[EricStratton]

I was about to add that line BT. One on the funniest I've ever heard in a movie house.

[bledsoe4gov]

"Maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!"
-- Lt. Frank Drebin
Naked Gun


or
Anything from the movie ROUNDERS... definately one of the best movies of all time

[thegame]

Great Ghostbusters stuff.

A little more and I'm done:

Venkman: Nobody steps on a Church in my town!

Scene-
Ghoser: Are you a God?
Ray, speaking for the Ghostbusters: No.
Ghoser: Then... Die!!!
(after being flung back by Ghoser)
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!

Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!

[The REAL Sabres]

from Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
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Dr. Evil: Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen.
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Dr. Evil: Boo-frickity-hoo!

more to come

[Mouldsie]

"This **** ain't Checkers, It's Chess!"

-Training Day



:D

[thegame]

From XXX:

Yourgi: "Most people talk a lot, few are up to the moment. Welcome to anarchy 99'."

Zander Cage: "I live for this ****!"

[Mouldsie]

BTW, that above qoute is basically a weird way of saying "life's tough"

[BogusTrumper]

Samantha: I have to ask you a question. It's a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can't seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?
Jerry: Never.

The Mexican

[thegame]

From Jurassic Park III:

Scene: ( A loud roar is heard from the jungle)

Mr. Kirby: What was that?
Billy: Sounds like a Tyranosaurus.
Dr. Alan Grant: I don't think so. Sounds bigger.

From Jurassic Park II:

"Mommy's very angry" - Dr. Malcom

From Jurassic Park:

"Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I have decided not to endorse your park." - Dr. Alan Grant

[BillyT92679]

That spider is as big as a Buick!-Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!-Howard Beale (Peter Finch) Network.

[jjm19672000]

"Nobody ever won a war dying for his country. You do it by making the other dumb bastard die for his." George C. Scott, Patton.

[sahlensguy]

Badges?? We don't need no steenkin' badges!

[gonzo]

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

John Milton (Al Pacino) from Devil's Advocate

[gilchristfan]

Police officer on witness stand: Well, he used alot of profanity when I arrested him.

Judge: What did he say?

Officer: I can't say it in open court your honor.

Judge: We've heard it all before, what did he say?

Officer: Well, he said ******* alot

Defendant: That's because I'm a diabetic your honor.

Judge (to defendant): That's crazy, I've never heard diabetes causing anyone to use profanity.

Defendant: That's because you're a dou*** bag judge.

--From And Justice for All

[BogusTrumper]

Would you be so kind as to pull me to a mud hole of which I know . . . . of?

Pooh, Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree

[BILLSareBACK]

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas...This is a classic, click on "Funny How"[list=1]
[/list=1] http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~jordonez/Fellamedia.html

[thegame]

From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Foot Clan Thug: "Anything you want to do... Do it."

New Trainee: "Got any cigaretts?"

Foot Clan Thug: "Regular, or Menthol?"



Casey Jones: "That's gonna cost you tinkerbell!"


Michaelangelo: "A wise man said: Forgiveness is Divine, but never pay full price for late Pizza."

[BogusTrumper]

Twin #1: We are getting aggravated.
Twin #2: Yes, we are.

The Matrix Reloaded

[NJBillsFan]

"people call me little john. but don't let my name fool ya, in real life, i'm very big."

[Henry4MVP]

George: Well, ah, that's got a real nice, uh, taste to it, though I don't suppose it'll do me much good. I mean, I'm so used to the booze and everything.

Wyatt: You've got to hold it in your lungs longer, George.

[NJBillsFan]

Johnny Ringo: I want your blood. And I want your soul. And I want them both right now!

[Wolffman]

From Monty Python's Holy Grail:

Black Knight: I will never give up

King Aurthor: But I cut you arm off!

Black Night: I've had worse!

King Aurthor: LIAR!
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Civilian: She turned me into a newt!

King: A newt?

Civilian: I got better......

[Wolffman]

From Happy Gilmore:

Happy: The price is wrong......bitch!

[NJBillsFan]

cindy and scott are newly weds. Whoopadeedoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Figurita20]

Jeffrey Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

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The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Treehorn's Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude: My...my wi, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seat's up, man!

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Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[NJBillsFan]

Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her.]
Indecisive Video Customer: Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You won't be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

[Henry4MVP]

Trip: Thought you'd be lookin' for transportation outta town by now.
Q: Trip, man. You gotta tell me what's goin' on.
Trip: You done slid down a razor blade and landed in an alcohol river. Word is you killed Raheem. And Quillis. And Radames.
Q: That's bull****, man! You know me better than that!
Trip: I don't know that.
Q: C'mon, Trip, you known me since I was a kid.
Trip: I known a lotta killers since they was kids.

[NJBillsFan]

Brownie: "don't i know you?? i stole the baby from you Dikini, while you were taking a peepee!!"

[Henry4MVP]

Ulysses Everett McGill: Woo! Hot damn, son, I believe you did sell your soul to the devil!
Lund: Woooooooo-wee. Boy, that was a miiiighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'. I'll tell you what, you come on in here and sign these papers here and I'm a gonna give you ten dollars a piece.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Uh...okay, sir. But Murt and Aloysius will have to sign X's as only four of us can write.

[Player6600]

"I don't want any of that stinkin' rootbeer"

[JoeMama]

Originally posted by NJBillsFan
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her.]
Indecisive Video Customer: Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You won't be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

God I love Clerks.

[JoeMama]

Originally posted by Player6600
"I don't want any of that stinkin' rootbeer"

God I love Slap Shot.

"I'm trying to listen to the f---in' song!"

[NJBillsFan]

Jack Sparrow: "ahh, but you're forgetting one thing... I'm Captn' Jack Sparrow"

Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?!"
Elizabeth Swann: "Yes, I burned it. Those smoke signals are over one thousand feet high! There are navy ships all over this sea looking for me and you believe they won't see that?"
Jack Sparrow: "No, but...why is all the rum gone?"

[MiamiMasterpiece]

Samuel Jackson:

Say What Again
Say What Again I Dare Ya
I Double Dare Ya Mother ****a
Say What One More God Damn Time

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Samuel Jackson:

What ain't no country i ever heard of, they speak english in what?

[NJBillsFan]

Mr. Kimble: "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!"

[Henry4MVP]

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

[Wolffman]

"Bueler, Bueler, Bueler"

[NJBillsFan]

Donkey: So where is fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?

Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

Donkey: I was talking about the Dragon Shrek.

[D-Rocafella]

Harry: Look at the buns on that...

Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

[NJBillsFan]

Acid Burn: Mess with the best, die like the rest.

[kfman87]

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili et spiritu sancti."
-The Boondock Saints

[NJBillsFan]

Dante: 37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

Patron: In a row??

[kfman87]

Rocco- "I killed your cat. I felt it would bring more closure to our relationship!"

[NJBillsFan]

its corny, but i quote it all the time.

Mary Poppins: "if i must, i must"

[kfman87]

"GGOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNNINGGGGGGG VIIIIEEEEEETTTTTNAMMMMMMM!"

[Wolffman]

"Are you okay?"

"I'm ****ed up in general, its hard to tell"

^^^^^
Death to Smoochy

[Wolffman]

"You play baseball......... like a girl!"

Sandlot

[kfman87]

"Veronica Vaughn, soooooo hot, want to touch the hineyyyyyyyy, aahhhooooooooooooooo"

^ ^ ^ ^ ^
| | | | |
Billy Madison

[NJBillsFan]

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!! Now you will go to sleep, or i will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag, you're in my world now grandma."

[kfman87]

"Surely u cant be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
-Airplane

[NJBillsFan]

Wayne: "shea right. and monkeys might fly outta my butt" (Wayne's World 1)

Wayne: "no, no, i'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt" (Wayne's World 2)

[Wolffman]

"Have you been playin that foosball Bobby Booshey?"


"Benjamin Franklin is the devil! I invented electricity"

"Water sucks, it really, really sucks"

-Waterboy

[NJBillsFan]

Wedding Singer - cindy and scott are newly weds.....wooooopideedooooooo!!

Tommy Boy - wee woopdee-freakin-dooooooo

[Wolffman]

"Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, a ****ing big fat bitch"

http://muck.finheaven.com/MuckStuff/CARTMAN01.gif

[NJBillsFan]

Solider - William Wallace is 10 feet tall

WW-Yes I've heard. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fire from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arce.

[NJBillsFan]

Jim - "should i shave my balls, do you shave your balls, how do you do it??" American Wedding

(if using that word in such a context is against TOS, feel free to edit or remove the post.)

[looser]

Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

[NJBillsFan]

it;s pretty, it's soooooooo pretty

[Hurls]

Heist, starring Gene Hackman(and the quote about him):

"My man is so cool, when he goes to sleep, Sheep count HIM".

[NJBillsFan]

Mallrats

William - "Brenda?"

Renee - "*****"

[Buddy]

Did you happen to see.....anything at all?

Mike Meyers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[NJBillsFan]

Originally posted by umberto
Did you happen to see.....anything at all?

Mike Meyers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

actually, its "you didn't happen to see....anything at all.

another great austin quote

"but don't worry about the Italian bird, ok. She's the village bicycle. Everyone's had a ride."

[Buddy]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Principal, "Billy Madison"

[Figurita20]

Biff & Mad Dog Tannen: "I hate manure"

[NJBillsFan]

Scotsman - "moses through the red sea" (Braveheart)

[BogusTrumper]

Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
Vanilla Sky

[NJBillsFan]

Red - "Get busy living, or get busy dying...thats G*ddamn right"

[Buddy]

Wendy, I'm home!

Jack Nicholson, "The Shining"

[NJBillsFan]

Louis - "and what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there. you ever think of that?"

Interview With The Vampire

[Buddy]

Send a maniac to catch a maniac.

Sylvester Stallone, "Demolition Man".

[NJBillsFan]

Darth Helmet - what the hell am i looking at? when does this happen in the movie??
Col Sanders - now, you're looking at now sir. everything that happens now is happening now.
DH- what happened to then?
CS- we passed then
DH- when?
CS- just now. we're at now now
DH- go back to then
CS- when?
DH- now
CS- now?
DH- now
CS- i can't
DH- why?
CS- we missed it
DH- when?
CS- just now
DH- when will then be now?
CS- soon

[looser]

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Revolutionary I: Brought peace?

[Henry4MVP]

...you ever shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

[Buddy]

Listen! You smell something?

Dan Akroyd, "Ghostbusters"

[NJBillsFan]

"Come son of Jorel. Kneal before Zod!!! Snoochie Boochies ahahahahahahah" - Jay (Mallrats)

[Buddy]

Bobby, now do you care? BOBBY! NOW DO YOU CARE?! Just a little bit?

Robert De Niro, "The Fan".

[NJBillsFan]

you may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance witht the Reaper.

The Grim Reaper, "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey"

[Buddy]

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.


Ben Stiller, "Happy Gilmore".

[NJBillsFan]

"What are you doin'!?!?!?!"

Beach Head, "GI Joe: The Movie"

[Buddy]

Hello.

This quote is in so many movies that I can't name them all.

[Hurls]

Probably said before, but:

you're the disease, I'm the cure- stallone in Cobra

[FrankieA]

another quote from Cobra:

Stallone-I don't shop here anyway

[NJBillsFan]

"to deny our own impulses, is to deny the very thing that makes us human."

Mouse, "The Matrix"

[Buddy]

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

police dispatcher, "The Blues Brothers".

[NJBillsFan]

simba- "my father just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all! hehe.

Scar- "yes, well excuse me for not leaping for joy, bad back you know."

The Lion King

[Buddy]

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

Dan Aykroyd, "The Blues Brothers".

[NJBillsFan]

El Guapo-would u say i have a plethora of pinyatas?
Jefe-a what?
El Guapo-a pleathora?
Jefe-oh yes, u have a plathora.
El Guapo-Jefe, what is a pleathora?
Jefe-why El Guapo?
El Guapo-well you told me i had a plethora. and i would to know, if you know what a plethora is. i would not like to think that someone would tell someone, that he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it is to have a plethora.
Jefe-forgive El Guapo, you know that i Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. but could it be, that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
El Guapo-like what?
Jefe-could it be cuz you are turning 40 today?
El Guapo-Naw!
Jefe-could it be cuz Carmen chooses to sleep in her cell, instead of wit you?
El Guapo-eh....
Jefe-why don't you just take 'er. when u want cattle, u take da cattle. when u want food u take da food. when u wanna a woman, u just take da woman. why don't u just take 'er.
El Guapo-Jefe, you do not understand women. you cannot force open the petals of a flower. when the flowers ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe-so, when do u think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?
El Guapo-tonight...or i will KILL her!!