Billsman
October 21st, 2002, 9:36:41 PM
I suppose some degree of commerce would grind to a halt if telephone solicitors weren't able to call people at home during dinner hour. But
that doesn't make it any more pleasant.
Steve Rubenstein, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle,has proposed
"Three Little Words" based on his brief experience in a telemarketing
operation that would stop the nuisance for all time. The three little words
are "Hold On, Please."
Saying this while putting down your phone and walking off instead of
hangingup immediately would make each telemarketing call so time-consuming that boiler rooms would grind to a halt. When you eventually hear the phone company's beep-beep-beep tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
This might be one of those articles you'll want to e-mail to your friends.
OTHER GOOD IDEAS:
When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the
payment - let the companies throw them away.
When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with
postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of
your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send the
pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day then just send them their
application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your
name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back empty if you
want to just to keep them guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their
junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail,
and the best of it is that they're paying for it! Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting
into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....:alien:
that doesn't make it any more pleasant.
Steve Rubenstein, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle,has proposed
"Three Little Words" based on his brief experience in a telemarketing
operation that would stop the nuisance for all time. The three little words
are "Hold On, Please."
Saying this while putting down your phone and walking off instead of
hangingup immediately would make each telemarketing call so time-consuming that boiler rooms would grind to a halt. When you eventually hear the phone company's beep-beep-beep tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
This might be one of those articles you'll want to e-mail to your friends.
OTHER GOOD IDEAS:
When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the
payment - let the companies throw them away.
When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with
postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of
your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send the
pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day then just send them their
application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your
name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back empty if you
want to just to keep them guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their
junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail,
and the best of it is that they're paying for it! Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting
into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....:alien: