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Billsman
October 14th, 2002, 4:00:21 AM
Hear any good Mijami Dulfelons jokes?

http://www.billsinsider.com/images/miafunny.jpg
Mouldsie
October 14th, 2002, 4:08:43 AM
Did you hear the one about how they paid big bucks to have Fiedler as their Qb?

damn, I just gave away the friggin punchline!
NYFinsFan
October 14th, 2002, 11:58:53 AM
Here's a joke...The Bills Defense...
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:01:17 PM
Here's a joke...Jay "My Thumb Hurts and I'm Over-Paid" Fiedler!
Or even...Chris "I'm Batman" Chambers!
Or the classic...Ricky "I Like to Dress Like a Biatch" Williams!
NYFinsFan
October 14th, 2002, 12:04:43 PM
Here's one..

Chris "Every wideout in the league makes me their bitch, yet Jerry Gray still keeps playing me" Watson
Realistic
October 14th, 2002, 12:38:52 PM
Q: How many Dulfins does it take to get past the first round of the playoffs?

A: uh....OK... you got me! It was a trick question for which there is no answer.


Q: What do the Dulfin players do in January?

...oops....this is a FOOTBALL forum. My bad.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:40:18 PM
These are funny considering fiedler finished game with broken finger where other qb's would be in a freakin cast that looks like a body cast of kurt warners.

Also........man you guys almost lost to Houston, that defense needs some help.

FEAR Lucas!
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:41:11 PM
Can't we say the same for the bills since they cant seem to find there way to the playoffs anymore? And they probally wont finish the season with a winning record.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:44:19 PM
Think back when bills were in all those superbowls........

Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in
common?

A: They get blown out on the same day every year.
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:45:08 PM
How's that "English As A Second Language" thing going for you?
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:45:17 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?

A: The Taliban has a consistant running game
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:48:16 PM
Travis Henry had more than 100 more rushing yards than Ricky Williams this week.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:49:47 PM
What team was it Henry went against..............i seem to have forgotten, was it anyone WHO IS HALFWAY DECENT? NO! not a great team like denver has.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:50:49 PM
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

lol
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:51:18 PM
Isn't it about that time of the year when Dicky get injured for 5-6 weeks?
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:53:08 PM
Originally posted by MiamiMasterpiece
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

lol
It's only 60,000 (or less) at a Miami home playoff game. In Buffalo we actually sell out the Stadium with 73,000+. I know it's a hard concept for you South Floridians to grasp considering most of you cannot count past 10 with your shoes on.
GOBILLSGO!!!
October 14th, 2002, 12:53:34 PM
f e a r
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:54:52 PM
BTW, i don't live in Florida Dumb@$$.

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Superbowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

I got a board just for jokes, im posting the same ones there and more.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:56:24 PM
Originally posted by bills_phan
Isn't it about that time of the year when Dicky get injured for 5-6 weeks?

Actually ricky played a full year healthy last year. Henrys a little banged up isnt he? Fins will put him to rest this week.

Is that the only ay Jills fans can win is goin against injured players?
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 12:57:55 PM
Originally posted by MiamiMasterpiece
BTW, i don't like in Florida Dumb@$$.
I was SOOO wrong about you and your level of literacy! I simply did not realize that you "don't <b>like</b> in Florida"! How silly of me to mistake you for one of the South Florida geniuses!!!
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 12:59:32 PM
OMG, did i make one, im sorry the great one also makes typos too. Sorry that your sped @$$ types 1 finger at a time.
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 1:00:58 PM
My sped @$$??? What? Who's the great one? Gretzky?
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 1:04:19 PM
bills_phan

Let's finish this at my board.
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 1:05:19 PM
Why, is your poor grammer and spelling more acceptable at "your board"? Are your weak insults and jokes actually funny there? Remember, you came here idiot.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 1:08:09 PM
Hell I don't care.

I didn't know i had to use proper language in every post on this board mother, Sorry.
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 1:11:53 PM
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
bills_phan
October 14th, 2002, 1:14:30 PM
<font>BOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!</font>
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 1:15:42 PM
Oh! You made an English error. I believe it's "Boring"

Bills_Phan
Answer my pm
Scott Vaughn
October 14th, 2002, 1:28:31 PM
I smell internet fisticuffs!
#1 NJ Bills Fan
October 14th, 2002, 1:33:10 PM
Miami "NOT" a Masterpiece,

First let me say that I do not mind your bad grammer. I know all you folk in Mass only have a 5th grade edumacation.
Do you have a job or a life? You must not have one because you sure have a lot of time to post these half assed jokes of yours. Last but not least Fin Fan, lets save the BS talk for next week after we kick the Fins asses and make you all our bitches. Ricky already is close to being a bitch with his dress and his pretty hair.

GO BILLS
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 1:48:18 PM
Why save all the talk? So if bills lose you stick your head in the sand?

Actually there is no school today here, what's your excuse?

Wow your a big fan, 12 posts, impressive.
Mouldsie
October 14th, 2002, 2:30:18 PM
Henry got 160 yards vs. the 8th ranked run defense in the league.... Houston has a great defense, dumbass
MiamiMasterpiece
October 14th, 2002, 2:56:03 PM
THEY ARE AN EXPANSION TEAM THOUGH, BUFFALO ALMOST LOST, THAT'S PATHETIC.
Billsman
October 14th, 2002, 9:19:45 PM
Squish the fish!
Artstfrmrlyknwnasd25
October 14th, 2002, 9:33:50 PM
Originally posted by bills_phan
Travis Henry had more than 100 more rushing yards than Ricky Williams this week.

How's that "English As A Second Language" thing going for you?
bigbry
October 15th, 2002, 3:30:46 AM
Originally posted by Artstfrmrlyknwnasd25


How's that "English As A Second Language" thing going for you?

Ha Ha Ha ----"Had MORE then 100 MORE"---bills_***


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