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shiva2999
June 4th, 2002, 1:38:09 AM
From pravda online

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/01/31/26130.html

CANADIAN BEAVERS INVADE RUSSIA

Canadian beavers gnawed their way via Finland and Sweden and flooded the remote forests. Now, the Canadian beavers are hurrying to Russia, which makes Russian scientists rather nervous.

The re-settled Canadian beavers started moving from northern European southwards, ousting Russian beavers and posing a big threat to farms and forests. As a Russian scientist said, Russia has become the real battlefield between the Canadian and Russian beavers. For the time being, the Canadians are winning.

The Canadian beavers were brought to Finland and Sweden in the 1950s and 1960s, where there was no population of beavers. Since they did not have any natural enemies in these areas, they quickly extended their living areas. There are currently up to 20 thousand Canadian beavers in the north of Russia, and scientists say that they are going to move further south.

The difference between the Russian and the Canadian beavers is that the latter build huge dams, sometimes several hundreds of meters long, whereas European beavers do not usually spend their time making such things. As a result, the foreign beavers are changing the Russian ecology drastically and unpredictably, becoming the reason for floods on the adjacent territories. Russian scientists fear that the beavers will cause damage to Russian canals and farms, altering the water levels of the rivers. Some of them even steal vegetables from farms. One British newspaper wrote that beavers are “uncivilized animals.”

Translated by Dmitry Sudakov

BigDoug
June 4th, 2002, 1:42:39 AM
Originally posted by shiva2999
From pravda online

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/01/31/26130.html
One British newspaper wrote that beavers are “uncivilized animals.”

I say, Ward old Chap, you're being hard on the beaver

billsnsabresfan
June 6th, 2002, 1:09:37 PM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
at least it wasn't wynona's big brown beaver.

:rofl:

I knew something like that was bound to pop up here eventually .. not sure why but it really cracked me up !!

Thanks Saburzfan .. I needed that !!

Jaded 7
June 6th, 2002, 1:59:56 PM
I love beavers. :) I've got one in my car. He's been there for about 6 years. His name is Bucky. :) He sits right next to my Flutie bear on my dashboard.

Ticatfan2
June 6th, 2002, 2:35:34 PM
There is my *kept* women,your pager not go off today?

Jaded 7
June 6th, 2002, 2:39:13 PM
Originally posted by Ticatfan2 There is my *kept* women,your pager not go off today?
Hi Farmer Ted. :farmer: How are you today? Sorry honey, I still haven't gotten it fixed. lol But I will. ;) Shouldn't you be out in the field or something? :cheekiss:

Ticatfan2
June 6th, 2002, 3:04:35 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7

Hi Farmer Ted. :farmer: How are you today? Sorry honey, I still haven't gotten it fixed. lol But I will. ;) Shouldn't you be out in the field or something? :cheekiss:

I am not getting much of a return on my investment.lol:makeout:

I'm the Balm
June 6th, 2002, 3:30:19 PM
Je beav Nous beavons
Tu beav Vous beaver
Il beav Ils beauv
Elle beave Elles beave

billsnsabresfan
June 6th, 2002, 10:06:15 PM
Yikes .. what the hell is that !! Maybe a cat will come by and bury that thing in the sand !!

Halbert
June 7th, 2002, 5:19:14 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
I love beavers. :)
I KNEW it!

I'm the Balm
June 7th, 2002, 7:44:11 AM
I'm a Beaver leaderhttp://www.scouts.ca/art/inline/b21x.gifExplaining Beavers to Adults (http://www.scouts.ca/yinfo/beaverpg.stm)

Jaded 7
June 7th, 2002, 9:18:55 AM
Originally posted by Halbert I KNEW it!
Not in that way, Halbert. lol

Blue_Bandana
June 7th, 2002, 11:31:17 AM
I Canada, if you didn't care to have beavers and their dams in your area then you would usually just resolve the problem with one or more sticks of dynamite. Presto, both the beavers and the dams would disappear.

Jaded 7
June 7th, 2002, 11:43:13 AM
Originally posted by Blue_Bandana I Canada, if you didn't care to have beavers and their dams in your area then you would usually just resolve the problem with one or more sticks of dynamite. Presto, both the beavers and the dams would disappear.
Why does your answer to solving the beaver problems have to result in violence and death? :rolleyes: You know, we don't resolve our issues with people with guns and murder, why should we use this manner with the animals? Leave the beavers alone or come up with a humane way of dealing with them. Thanks. :)

Jaded 7
June 7th, 2002, 11:59:38 AM
Originally posted by Woody Should we do the same with Al Quaida? lol
:apu:
No silly. lol They are murderers and they know the difference between right and wrong. The beavers don't know what they did wrong. lol

June 7th, 2002, 12:07:33 PM
Beavers are cool!! They create lakes which attract moose. Moose is much better table fare :D

Ticatfan2
June 7th, 2002, 12:49:29 PM
Untill they start killing the trees on your shoreline,but he won't be doing that anymore as of yesterday.

Jaded 7
June 7th, 2002, 12:58:28 PM
Originally posted by Ticatfan2 Untill they start killing the trees on your shoreline,but he won't be doing that anymore as of yesterday.
What are you doing Farmer Ted? :farmer: Are you out killing beavers? If your answer is yes, don't count on me getting that pager fixed anytime soon. :cynical:

Ticatfan2
June 7th, 2002, 1:05:50 PM
oooops!!!

June 7th, 2002, 1:12:14 PM
oooops!!!



LMAO!!!!!!!!