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May 24th, 2002, 2:03:18 PM
11. Ahhh... Yoda's little friend you seek.

10. Yes.... put a shield on my sabre I must.

9. Feel the Force!

8. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.

7. Do me or do me not. There is no try.

6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!

5. Happens to every man sometimes this does.

4. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must.

3. Ow, Ow, Ow, on my ear you are.

2. When 900 years old you get, expect you what?

1. Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master?