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May 23rd, 2002, 4:29:40 AM
I wouldn't want the female crowd to feel slighted :D

One slight wish change...you girls can pick a guy or a girl for wish #2.



3 MANLY wishes...
I am the great Casanova Genie. Since you found my thread I hereby grant you 3 MANLY wishes.

1st wish I will grant you is one night of sex with any MAN you choose without any consequences (No chance of getting pregnant or contracting a disease from them. Also no chance of hubby or BF finding out)

2nd wish I will grant you is the termination of 1 person you don't want in this world anymore. I will get rid of any 1 person you don't want to hear or see on this earth anymore. It can be anyone from your brother to Martha Stewart. You just let me know and I'll get rid of them. You can either let me know how you want them taken out or leave that up to me. Your choice.

3rd and final wish I will grant you the power to choose your future husband. This can be anyone you choose. If you're married, you can just stick with your husband if you choose or play along as if you're not married and choose a man you wish you could marry.


There are 2 rules I have in granting these wishes.

Rule 1 - Once a person is chosen for a wish they cannot be chosen again by another person for that wish. However that person can be chosen for another wish. So if Tom Sellick has been chosen by someone for wish 1, no other person can wish for him using wish 1, but they could still use him for wish 2 or 3.

2nd Rule - Once a person wishes someone terminated he/she can't be used in any wishes thereafter.

Have fun. :D

Jaded 7
May 23rd, 2002, 8:27:36 AM
Too easy. :)

1- Kiefer Sutherland
2- Hillary Clinton (I can't stand that carpet-bagging bitch) Cya!
3- Doug Flutie!!!!!!! :) Be still my heart! :)

May 23rd, 2002, 12:38:50 PM
Come on ladies!!!

Cntrygal???

Miss B???

Bogus????

Honey???

BogusTrumper
May 23rd, 2002, 1:33:41 PM
Jaded already took mine. :)

Jaded 7
May 23rd, 2002, 1:38:59 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper Jaded already took mine. :)
You want Kiefer and Doug, Bogus? Sorry. :( But, I've had my eye on Doug for quite sometime now. lol Better luck next time. ;)

BogusTrumper
May 23rd, 2002, 1:47:05 PM
Keifer is fine but the Flutie thing is no fair. Want to have a boxing match over it?

May 23rd, 2002, 1:48:00 PM
Bogus....you can have the Mullet for wish #1 as per the rules. :D

Jaded 7
May 23rd, 2002, 1:50:06 PM
Originally posted by BogusTrumper Keifer is fine but the Flutie thing is no fair. Want to have a boxing match over it?
I'd kick your ass, Bogus. lol After all, it would be for Doug. lol And I gotta tell ya, he's MINE! :) All mine! (I'm taking lessons from Mybills on how to be selfish. ;) )

Stealth01
May 23rd, 2002, 1:53:19 PM
And for Celebrity (almost) Boxing III, we have Bogus Trumper in the red corner and in the blue corner, Jaded 7! Refereeing the match tonight is none other than the Might Mite himself, the Midget of Doom, the Mullet of Midget-dom, DOOOUUUUGGG FLUUUTTIIIIIEEEEEE.

And in match #2, we'll have Wyswings taking on TacklingDummyRJ.

Shiva and Fabricio in match three, but that one might involve blood and gore, so we'll save it for after prime time.

Jaded 7
May 23rd, 2002, 1:55:28 PM
Originally posted by Stealth01 And for Celebrity (almost) Boxing III, we have Bogus Trumper in the red corner and in the blue corner, Jaded 7! Refereeing the match tonight is none other than the Might Mite himself, the Midget of Doom, the Mullet of Midget-dom, DOOOUUUUGGG FLUUUTTIIIIIEEEEEE.
That might be dangerous, Chris. If Doug was the referee, Bogus and I just might go after him instead of each other. lol The poor guy could get hurt. ;)

BironsGirl43
May 23rd, 2002, 2:31:06 PM
1.. I dunno.....???
2. Elijah Wood... ewwwww!
3. Tom Brady or Martin Biron :) :lovers:

FrankieA
May 23rd, 2002, 9:23:12 PM
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, there is enough of FrankieA to go around. Where is that laughing coming from, is that you Jaded!:eek:

May 24th, 2002, 7:44:38 PM
Sure. You can make changes.

I like that pick :D

May 24th, 2002, 11:16:24 PM
Originally posted by shelby

3. Jon Gruden--he is hot and we could talk football 24/7! Shelby and Gruden, sittin' in a tree.... K- I -S -S- I- N -G.....

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honey
May 28th, 2002, 8:41:30 AM
Ok, here we go...

1. No worry sex with - John Elway

2. Person I want off the face of the earth - (someone else took Hillary) Bill Clinton

3. Future husband - I think I'll stick with Frank - he's my guy!

Sabre - I can't believe you don't like Nebraska. That's my stomping ground - I grew up there. Maybe you didn't live where you could go tubing down the river and have fun in the sun. That 105 heat index is nothing if you're in the river or the creek. LOL. I'd move back there in a flash if I could.....But, I love Minnesota, too.....

BogusTrumper
May 28th, 2002, 10:12:37 AM
Honey, Ally

You're from my neck of the woods? I hate the cornhuskers too but that's because I'm from Manhattan, Kansas -- GO K-State! But my sister played basketball for Nebraska (traitor). I like it the last week of July/ first week of August when the heat index is 113 because that means the actual temp is 105. I love the sun. I miss the sun. A real summer like that never happens in Rochester.

honey
May 28th, 2002, 10:20:51 AM
Bogus - Born and raised near Bassett, NE. Niobrara River, Long Pine Creek. All the tubing you can want, long lazy, hazy days of summer (we worked in the hayfield, but that was good, too). Only bad part about Nebraska is the damned wind - blows all the time, just like in Kansas. The Cornhuskers are great - you should see the red tide going to the football games in the fall. Since we don't have a professional team there, the college one has to do. BTW, we also like the Kansas City Chiefs there - half of us are for Kansas, the other half for Colorado! LOL. Summer is the best - all that sun. I was tanned all my life when I lived there!

All the best.....

Jaded 7
May 28th, 2002, 1:20:19 PM
Miss B - I can't imagine why you'd want to move back to Buffalo and those horrible winters. lol I'm not a west coast kind of girl either, so I can understand why you'd want to come back east, but back to Buffalo? I'm like you though, we just can't get the NY out of our blood. I miss NY/LI too. :(

BogusTrumper
May 28th, 2002, 1:38:34 PM
There's no place like home.

Jaded 7
May 28th, 2002, 6:49:58 PM
My brother is the same way. He moved out to San Diego (Camp Pendleton) about 9 years ago and when he comes back, if it gets below 60 degrees, he's freezing. lol He grew up and spent the first 20 years of his life on the east coast and now he's a west coast wimp. lol I need four seasons, nothing drastic, just four, normal seasons. lol :)

BogusTrumper
May 29th, 2002, 11:32:50 AM
Hate winter but I learned to ice skate and that helps. Kinda.

My three are people I know so I don't suppose there's any point in posting their names. I'm thinking, but don't hold me to it, that the person I'd most want off the face of the earth is my mother-in-law.