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nehemiah
April 24th, 2008, 5:51:51 PM
posted w/out comment.

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

sukie
April 24th, 2008, 5:53:49 PM
Nehe how was Congo last year? Did you stay in a nice place?

Gibby
April 24th, 2008, 6:03:21 PM
:popcorn:

uppy
April 24th, 2008, 6:25:26 PM
when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs

In My home State that would be called a hate crime.

Polish Rifle
April 25th, 2008, 1:31:43 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

"KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur."

Dear God, some one aleart the TSA

Hopefully hillary's ad wizards won't catch wind:


It's 3 am and the penis snatchers are literally right outside your door...ready to shrink your penis...

nehemiah
April 25th, 2008, 1:49:18 PM
moiged.

but polish rifle gets the thread title b/c that post is friggin' funny.

:rofl:

pmoon6
April 25th, 2008, 1:51:23 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

"KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur."

Dear God, some one aleart the TSA

Hopefully hillary's ad wizards won't catch wind:


It's 3 am and the penis snatchers are literally right outside your door...ready to shrink your penis...You don't have to worry.

Your's can't get any smaller.:D

Polish Rifle
April 25th, 2008, 2:46:59 PM
The Congo released this photo of the alleged penis snatchers...




http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k306/MikeyMiGo/autobahn.jpg

Polish Rifle
April 25th, 2008, 2:50:45 PM
You don't have to worry.

Your's can't get any smaller.:D

Geez I don't know...

Even if the Clinton Campaign threatened that a vote for Obama is a vote for a progessively shrinking penis...I'm not sure I'd be swayed.