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nehemiah
April 2nd, 2008, 3:35:37 PM
especially the teens.


ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.
http://www.local6.com/news/15773787/detail.html

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GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 3:46:02 PM
Too much sun can fry your brain - apparently that is the case for these teens! :)

Man when I was a teen - all I did was spend my days on the beach playing volleyball. What is the matter with these teenagers these days?

Don't they know how to jsut have good old fashion fun?

TRIPLE P
April 2nd, 2008, 3:54:53 PM
Too much sun can fry your brain - apparently that is the case for these teens! :)

Man when I was a teen - all I did was spend my days on the beach playing volleyball. What is the matter with these teenagers these days?

Don't they know how to jsut have good old fashion fun?

Playing Beach Volleyball, smoking a jay, drinking a mountain dew and humping > Just playing beach volleyball

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 4:00:41 PM
Playing Beach Volleyball, smoking a jay, drinking a mountain dew and humping > Just playing beach volleyball

No seriously - I was very athletic growing up.

I played tennis, beach volleyball, softball.

We drank a little here and there on the weekends when we had no tournaments, games, or pratice.

When I was younger i was POLLY PURE BREAD! :)

ICRockets
April 2nd, 2008, 5:01:57 PM
Too much sun can fry your brain - apparently that is the case for these teens! :)

Man when I was a teen - all I did was spend my days on the beach playing volleyball. What is the matter with these teenagers these days?

Don't they know how to jsut have good old fashion fun?

Umm...no. Not enough information melted their brain into a mushy goop of idiocy.

Or maybe it was, I don't know, DRINKING ****ING BLEACH.

coryjd
April 2nd, 2008, 5:05:00 PM
The same can be said for California. Their education system ONLY teaches abstinence, and kids are getting knocked up everywhere. In one class of 40 (while I was teaching out there), I had 7 girls who were pregnant.

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 5:17:43 PM
some people in florida are REALLY stupid

:rofl:

What a great thread title !

35Pete
April 2nd, 2008, 5:25:45 PM
especially the teens.


ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.
http://www.local6.com/news/15773787/detail.html

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Friggin Philly social workers. Dumb as they make em'.

I smoked pot in high school and had sex without a condom and I NEVER knocked anyone up.

Jeeeesh.

:groan:

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 5:32:47 PM
Umm...no. Not enough information melted their brain into a mushy goop of idiocy.

Or maybe it was, I don't know, DRINKING ****ING BLEACH.

I was saying that factiously....

35Pete
April 2nd, 2008, 5:36:54 PM
Umm...no. Not enough information melted their brain into a mushy goop of idiocy.

Or maybe it was, I don't know, DRINKING ****ING BLEACH.

Center of the state is more southern than Alabama. There are some really dumb hicks down here.

I'd say the corridor between Tampa and Orlando. Then 75 North of Tampa through Fagsville (Gainsville) to the border, and pretty much the entire Redneck Riveria (Panhandle).

Tampa/St. Pete, Sarasota, Ft. Myers are retirees, Miami-Dade is a satellite of Haiti and South America, Broward and a good part of Palm Beach County are Jew Heaven, West Palm is all corporate execs and the owners of the United States LLC.

The flower-children retired in the Keys when land was cheap.

Save a certain West cost coach, I'm the only sane mother bleeper in the state. LOL.

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 5:41:25 PM
some people in florida are REALLY stupid

:rofl:

What a great thread title !

KEYWORD THERE IS SOME UPPY!

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 5:43:25 PM
I love the Panhandle

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 5:44:43 PM
KEYWORD THERE IS SOME UPPY!

:rofl:

I can't post what I'm thinking

35Pete
April 2nd, 2008, 5:47:50 PM
:rofl:

I can't post what I'm thinking

Sure you can Uppy. I've taken my shots at you.
Turnabout is fair play.

Come onnnnnnn....

We know you want to. ;)

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 5:49:30 PM
:rofl:

I can't post what I'm thinking

Sure like Pete said go ahead....

Let's hear what ya got to say.. :)

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 6:08:02 PM
I have fear

35Pete
April 2nd, 2008, 6:09:19 PM
I have fear

Don't worry. I am being wiretapped and this message board monitored.

You're safe. ;)

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 6:14:35 PM
Don't worry. I am being wiretapped and this message board monitored.

You're safe. ;)

Thats not what I fear :D

г
April 2nd, 2008, 6:20:00 PM
I was saying that factiously....

Help a brotha out. What is 'factiously' ?

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 6:26:09 PM
Help a brotha out. What is 'factiously' ?

adjective 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 6:29:42 PM
Help a brotha out. What is 'factiously' ?

LOL -I do that EVERYTIME I am in a hurry..

FACETIOUS

I don't know why!! UGH!

г
April 2nd, 2008, 6:30:49 PM
I thought it must be some kind of e-bonic Republican thang

35Pete
April 2nd, 2008, 6:32:06 PM
I thought it must be some kind of e-bonic Republican thang

neo-bonics?

Lateralus
April 2nd, 2008, 6:33:03 PM
especially the teens.


ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.
http://www.local6.com/news/15773787/detail.html

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morons...everyone knows only pepsi works for pregnancy

GOPchick
April 2nd, 2008, 6:33:48 PM
I thought it must be some kind of e-bonic Republican thang

LOL!

Hey at least I admit when I am in the wrong!

Lateralus
April 2nd, 2008, 6:34:19 PM
The same can be said for California. Their education system ONLY teaches abstinence, and kids are getting knocked up everywhere. In one class of 40 (while I was teaching out there), I had 7 girls who were pregnant.

Was the school located anywhere near Travis Henry at the time?

sukie
April 2nd, 2008, 6:34:24 PM
LOL -I do that EVERYTIME I am in a hurry..

FACETIOUS

I don't know why!! UGH!

Preoccupation with unconscious thought. That's all we all do it.

If this was a story of fiction then laughing at the teen's expense would be good fun. Unfortunately it is not to me.

uppy
April 2nd, 2008, 6:46:03 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/59062196_3b934bc162.jpg

dilbert
April 2nd, 2008, 6:48:21 PM
Dumb people live in Florida = shit smells bad = water is wet = the sky is blue

You get the picture.

BabyDoll2004
April 2nd, 2008, 7:59:25 PM
morons...everyone knows only pepsi works for pregnancy

DAMN...! I knew I was doing something wrong......LMAO

Mr. Politenessman
April 2nd, 2008, 9:24:24 PM
I thought it must be some kind of e-bonic Republican thang

That would be Re-Pubics.

Mr. Politenessman
April 2nd, 2008, 9:26:01 PM
Dumb people live in Florida = shit smells bad = water is wet = the sky is blue

You get the picture.


There was this dude, looked dumber than hammered shit, then I saw the Dolphins shirt under the dirt. Yeeeshh....