****ed up Shit you did when you were young and stupid

[TRIPLE P]

So my house got vandalized last night... I assuming some local kids decided to spray paint all over the side of my house, and on my porch....

I was pissed, but part of me understood.... as i did some dumb ass, senseless crap when I was young and stupid too....

Lets hear the storys you guys have...its too long ago to get in trouble now.

[JLB]

removal of parking meter at college.

that's one. :D

who's next?

[SabresAllTheWay]

One of the many... I blew up a Port-a-John with some quarter sticks of DY-NO-MITE!!!!

Next?

[nehemiah]

i plead the fifth.

[TRIPLE P]

i plead the fifth.

No dice hippie. Spill your guts....

I blew up mailboxes a couple times with drain-o bombs.

I walked down the street downtown and threw the garbage cans that lined the street up to the 2nd floor balconys of this apartemtn complex...like 10 trash cans.

[l3ills]

Last night I spray painted some guys house.

[JoeMama]

I was born a 25 year old with his own apartment.

I never burdened anyone with childhood or adolescent stupidity. The way it should be.

[Ru]

Holy Jesus. I've got some good ones, but I'm not sure I have the time to do the stories justice, and I'm also not sure about statutes of limitations. And also, I'm not sure I want people on this board to think of me as some sick, twisted serial killer type.

[JoetheDictator]

the universe is ran by kharma, sorry but one of the reasons I think God saw fit for me working at wal-mart is when I was in my teens I loved dropping cherry bombs in toilets in public restrooms.

[JLB]

Holy Jesus. I've got some good ones, but I'm not sure I have the time to do the stories justice, and I'm also not sure about statutes of limitations. And also, I'm not sure I want people on this board to think of me as some sick, twisted serial killer type.

give one to us anyway.

[itsMILLERTIME30]

I still am young and stupid....next time I decide to blow up a mail box, i'll post it.

[Ru]

Well, one would be when I was about 11 or 12, my friend Elliott and I were basically...uh....giant *******s. We loved to terrorize his neighborhood (i.e. smashing out picture windows of people's homes, stealing kegs of beer from the local American Legion that was just through the woods from his house, etc.). Well, we decided to step it up a notch so we started killing small animals (i.e. birds, squirrels, rabbits, etc.) and then nailing them to trees outside peoples' houses, laying them on their sidewalks or driveways, etc. all in a crucifixtion pose and symbols like pentagrams, etc. around them. We kept doing this over the course of a few months to various neighbors and it even made the papers. We didn't have any Satanic, etc. feelings in any way whatsoever. We just got a giant kick out of making the Ultra-Conservative neighborhood think their was some crazy group of Satanists on the prowl. I know it is sick and I feel terrible for it now, but I felt that it fits the thread.

I've got more, and I'll post some if I get time.

[JLB]

Well, one would be when I was about 11 or 12, my friend Elliott and I were basically...uh....giant *******s. We loved to terrorize his neighborhood (i.e. smashing out picture windows of people's homes, stealing kegs of beer from the local American Legion that was just through the woods from his house, etc.). Well, we decided to step it up a notch so we started killing small animals (i.e. birds, squirrels, rabbits, etc.) and then nailing them to trees outside peoples' houses, laying them on their sidewalks or driveways, etc. all in a crucifixtion pose and symbols like pentagrams, etc. around them. We kept doing this over the course of a few months to various neighbors and it even made the papers. We didn't have any Satanic, etc. feelings in any way whatsoever. We just got a giant kick out of making the Ultra-Conservative neighborhood think their was some crazy group of Satanists on the prowl. I know it is sick and I feel terrible for it now, but I felt that it fits the thread.

I've got more, and I'll post some if I get time.


holy crap!

well at least you got that off your chest.

there's more yikes!! :D

[Ru]

holy crap!

well at least you got that off your chest.

there's more yikes!! :D

See I told you. It's not something that I needed to "get off my chest", but I do think Elliott and I did some extremely f-ed up stuff and then it continued throughout my teens. Good thing is only one of my friends ended up in jail so we all did pretty well.

[ricogarion]

So I thought I'd chime in and tell the tale of a young kid who just started digging girls and tried to be cool showing off.But after falling off the back of the Chicken Delight truck I was hitching onto I don't remeber any more details as my head struck the streeet pretty damn hard.

[SabreBill30]

I'm going to Hell but I spray painted the side of a church school.

[Ru]

One time I killed a drifter to achieve an erection....but that was last week so it probably doesn't count for this thread.

[dasaybz]

this one time I punched my locker

[Shamrock1989]

Terrorized the neighboorhood with fireworks. Loved setting the huge mortars off and running like little girls. My one buddy had a thing for crapping on peoples doorsteps. Staged fights in front of the elderly people working on gardening/flowers. Shouted Obscene words while hanging out. Blasting music from the beatbox! Drinking beer and throwing the cans everywhere. We spent a whole summer messing with a Vietnam Vet sitting in his garage drinking a beer. He would sit there calling us a bunch of ****suckers and we would laugh at him in high pitched girly voices and acted crazy. Ringed a ton of doorbells. We were childish shits, I would have kicked my ass If I was one of the adults. Use to harrass the girls that worked at the plaza, bugged everyone we saw to buy us ciggs. Then the drugs started. Messed with the one kid really bad, he was a huge stoner (so were we, but he was really stupid) put our pubes in one of his bags and told him it was Jamaican Long Hair...really bomb stuff and sadly enough he agreed and asked for another dime. Use to go down to the Prarie Projects in Lackawanna and get an ounce a week and sold some to little kids (really regret it). Sugar in gas tanks. Our crew was ridiculous. Had our portable ether lab in the woods. Played paintball at night and we didn't care about the houses that got hit in the cross fire. Crazy times. Just messed with everything and everyone. Thank god that is all over. Being arrested was not fun.

[coryjd]

Remember those three-man balloon launchers? Uh yeah - well, we graduated from water balloons real quickly, and started hurling golf balls at houses. It was a riot - we'd launch those ****ers as high as we could in the air, and wait for them to come smashing back to the ground. When that go boring, we'd line up for a line drive through someone's window.

Thank god we never got caught! :)

[Mouldsie]

u guys suck

[joeystrass]

i started the woods behind my house on fire once. They had to call the fire dept. I didn't know the fire had gotten out of hand until i heard the sirens and saw the smoke. Luckily my house was a few blocks away and i was gone wayyy before the fire got out of hand. I thought the fire had been put out when i left, but i guess not.

[uppy]

I never got caught doing anything wrong.....and will never admit to what I've done

BAWhahahahahahahah

[joeystrass]

I never got caught doing anything wrong.....and will never admit to what I've done

BAWhahahahahahahah

:Grr:

[joeystrass]

Remember those three-man balloon launchers? Uh yeah - well, we graduated from water balloons real quickly, and started hurling golf balls at houses. It was a riot - we'd launch those ****ers as high as we could in the air, and wait for them to come smashing back to the ground. When that go boring, we'd line up for a line drive through someone's window.

Thank god we never got caught! :)damn i loved those things. I shot a water balloon at the side of someones house from about 20 ft away and broke their siding. I can't even imagine what a golf ball would do.

[unklechucky]

Anyone who knows the Lovejoy neighborhood, knows its nicknamed Iron Island because its surrounded by railroads. We used to loot the trains like crazy when we were young.

[kritter65]

Last night I spray painted some guys house.

Probably one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site. Nice timing.

[SHINEdown30]

I pissed on my art teachers new jag all over the handel and the side.. the guy was a dick though.

i too had the ballon launchers. my house is down a subdivison theres a main rode at the top. We hide behind a shed and launched them at on comign traffic.

Also I layed a strip of nails(the nail gun ones) on a street. One car went over them....didn't blow a tire but I felt bad so I picked them up.

Damn was I stupid.And theres more. My parents should kicked my ass. But I've grown up now.

[SHINEdown30]

One time I killed a drifter to achieve an erection....but that was last week so it probably doesn't count for this thread.

My sisters friend once picked up a hitchhiker. It was snowing and blowing and it was in a rich neighborhood. No lie it was like 2 months after sept 11. The kid told the hitcher to get out cause thats the farthest he could go. The hitcher pulled a knife on him and told him to drive to NYC. The kid tried to get out got slashed on the arms and on the face when he was escaping from the car. it was in the middle of traffic so he went to another car. and got help. The drifter quicky pulled away and got caught a few miles down and was put behind bars. ****ed up shit isn't it?

[joeystrass]

i don't know how bad or ****ed up this is but i used to scan progress reports in high school and photoshop them and give myself good grade. My parents were duped by that trick for a couple years. Just didn't feel like hearing crap for getting bad grades in high school. Like it really matters.

I also used to drive my parents car to school, almost every day, before i had even a permit. That was ballsy but i got real lucky to never have anything go wrong. I could have been ****ed if i got in an accident.

[l3ills]

im drunk and just called duracell saying i drank a battery and they hung up on me

[smashingt2312]

My senior year we had an anti-alcohol assembly so a bunch of started pre-gaming at about 630 in the morning. Mind you i didnt eat anything, and i was super tired, after about 3-4 beers, and 7 shots i was gone, at the assembly i dont remember much, but my ex was at the assembly ( i went to an all guys school, she went to the neighboring all girls, take a guess in south buffalo :bigsmile: ) and after we got dismissed i flipped her off in front of her whole class.

Good times.

[Billsman]

Hot wired a bull dozer.

[GilPerreault]

Wow, most of my bad stuff is nothing compared to your guy's high crimes and midemeanors. My friend and I used to fix our grades on our report cards all year by changing the grades with a pencil and that worked for a couple years.

My friend and I took the metro bus during the Canisius High School walkathon our senior year.

I watched pornos and drank vodka when I was 12. We used to throw ice balls on Route Five in Hamburg at cars. Humm, I was a pretty good boy. Mostly just used women, drank at an early age and made use of the 6 pot dealers on my dorm floor as a Freshman at Canisius College.

[г]

I stepped on a crack in the sidewalk once.
Boy was my mom sore...

[Carl J. Ironsides]

One time awhile back my parents told me to do teh dishes and I said "No, I don't want to do teh dishes."

Beat that, lightweights.

[pmoon6]

Stold cars, tape decks, etc.

Ran a bookmaking operation for a few years.

Shook down the wimpy kids so they wouldn't get their ass kicked.

Was well on my way to becoming a career criminal until I got locked up for burglary and my friend's uncle was shot and killed in an organized crime dispute.

Learned my lesson and went straight.

[SHINEdown30]

Also in the beg. of March this year. My buddies and I got piss drunk and spray painted this guy's house. We did all over on the side and porch. Good times though I wish I would of seen his face........Oh wait.

[SHINEdown30]

LOL Wow...I guess camcool can't take a joke.

[Bills-RHRN]

I had a buddy who's dad was a cop.

One day his dad was telling him about how this guy that he worked with (also a cop) was going out fishing on his boat the following sunday and that the dad got invited to go. The dad was all psyched and stuff because they had all this beer and were going to spend all day on the lake on a saturday....

so, that friday night me and my buddies snuck down to the marina, broke into the boat, and stole the cooler full of beer, from the cop's boat....of none of us had cars, so we dragged a sloshing cooler full of beer the 12 blocks back to a girlfriends house and stashed it her basement...

man in hindsight it was a really stupid move....

The dad immediately assumed his son did it, to which he swore up and down that he didnt'...

a few days went by and we thought we were in the clear....until the girls mother found the beer in the basement and called all of our parents....including my friends dad, the cop....

the cop (who we stole from) and the dad, picked us all up in the cop car, took us downtown and put us through the scare treatment....

it was horrible at the time, but man it seems pretty funny now....