Renewed passion

[Billsman]

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways that he hadn't
in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,
and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed
her shoulders and neck, slowly working his hand down over her breasts,
stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion
of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly
stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked, in a loving
voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he mumbled.