Second Most Scary Thing In America

[anEinherjer]

$cientology.

"The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with aliens "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions[1] of his citizens together to paralyze them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The spacecraft were identical to the Douglas DC-8 with the exception of having different engines."

The Xenu story is revealed only when the scientologist has paid enough to get to OT III [xs4all.nl] level (OT stands for operating thetan). It's not until you get to OT VIII [xs4all.nl] (which very few ever do) that you learn:

* L. Ron Hubbard was the anti-christ, but in a good way, as well as the reincarnation of the Buddha, who was supposed to return at some point as Metteyya
* Jesus Christ was actually a bisexual pedophile who slept with underage boys and girls


Please, please see here: http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/home.html

http://www.xenu.net/

Just read some of this stuff. If you aren't already aware, be amazed. And frightened.

[anEinherjer]

Oh yeah, the reason I bring the jokers back up now:

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=4271465

[Green Lantern]

Scariest thing is Mormonism.

[Ralonzo]

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They're playing Top Gun for the next 200 million years!

[anEinherjer]

Sorry aqua, Mormonism's wackiness is nowhere near as vile as Co$.

[Green Lantern]

Sorry aqua, Mormonism's wackiness is nowhere near as vile as Co$.

Satan is god's other son...

The leader of the Mormon's talks to god...and god talks back to him on a regular basis.

They are neck and neck but the Mormon's are more respectable for some reason.

[anEinherjer]

The Mormon's, like most other "religions" of the world, don't charge you for access. Don't sue the shit out of their detractors. Etc.

Mormons didn't arrive on space-based DC-9's either........

[Shamrock1989]

I thought it was going to be a pic of Britneys Snatch.

[TigerJ]

They have to all be insane sickos.

[TigerJ]

Scariest thing is Mormonism.I don't know much about Scientology, but I can tell you just about anything you'd ever want to know (or not know) about the Mormons. Like, did you know that God was Adam, so it was God who sinned in the Garden of Eden.

[Riley_Mason]

"Scientology and all the other cults are one-dimensional, and we live in a three-dimensional world. Cults are as dangerous as drugs. They commit the highest crime: the rape of the soul." L. Ron Hubbard Jr.

[Riley_Mason]

"He got hold of the book by Alistair Crowley called The Book of Law. He was very interested in several things that were the creation of what some people call the Moon Child. It was basically an attempt to create an immaculate conception --except by Satan rather than by God. Another important idea was the creation of what they call embryo implants --of getting a satanic or demonic spirit to inhabit the body of a fetus. This would come about as a result of black-magic rituals, which included the use of hypnosis, drugs, and other dangerous and destructive practices. One of the important things was to destroy the evidence if you failed at this immaculate conception. That's how my father became obsessed with abortions. I have a memory of this that goes back to when I was six years old. It is certainly a problem for my father and for Scientology that I remember this. It was around 1939, 1940, that I watched my father doing something to my mother. She was lying on the bed and he was sitting on her, facing her feet. He had a coat hanger in his hand. There was blood all over the place. I remember my father shouting at me. "Go back to bed!" A little while later a doctor came and took her off to the hospital. She didn't talk about it for quite a number of years. Neither did my father." L. Ron Hubbard Jr.

[Riley_Mason]

"Remember, it's a power game, a matter of climbing a pyramidal hierarchy to the top, and it's who you can step on to get more power that counts. It appeals a great deal to neurotics. And to people who are greedy. It appeals a great deal to Americans, I think, because they tend to believe in instant everything, from instant coffee to instant nirvana. By just saying a few magic words or by doing a few assignments, one can become a god. People believe this. You see, Scientology doesn't really address the soul; it addresses the ego. What happens in Scientology is that a person's ego gets pumped up by this science-fiction fantasy helium into universe-sized proportions. And this is very appealing. It is especially appealing to the intelligentsia of this country, who are made to feel that they are the most highly intelligent people, when in actual fact, from an emotional standpoint, they are completely stupid. Fine professors, doctors, scientists, people involved in the arts and sciences, would fall into Scientology like you wouldn't believe. It appealed to their intellectual level and buttressed their emotional weaknesses. You show me a professor and I revert back to the fifties: I just kick him in the head, eat him for breakfast." L. Ron Hubbard Jr.

[TigerJ]

"He got hold of the book by Alistair Crowley called The Book of Law. He was very interested in several things that were the creation of what some people call the Moon Child. It was basically an attempt to create an immaculate conception --except by Satan rather than by God. Another important idea was the creation of what they call embryo implants --of getting a satanic or demonic spirit to inhabit the body of a fetus. This would come about as a result of black-magic rituals, which included the use of hypnosis, drugs, and other dangerous and destructive practices. One of the important things was to destroy the evidence if you failed at this immaculate conception. That's how my father became obsessed with abortions. I have a memory of this that goes back to when I was six years old. It is certainly a problem for my father and for Scientology that I remember this. It was around 1939, 1940, that I watched my father doing something to my mother. She was lying on the bed and he was sitting on her, facing her feet. He had a coat hanger in his hand. There was blood all over the place. I remember my father shouting at me. "Go back to bed!" A little while later a doctor came and took her off to the hospital. She didn't talk about it for quite a number of years. Neither did my father." L. Ron Hubbard Jr.

Interestingly, critics of Mormonism allege that the Book of Mormon is patterned after a novel to which it bears remarkable similarity, written by a member of the clergy.

[35Pete]

I don't know much about Scientology, but I can tell you just about anything you'd ever want to know (or not know) about the Mormons. Like, did you know that God was Adam, so it was God who sinned in the Garden of Eden.

That is whacked!